George and Betty Keller had always dreamed of owning a vacation home by the sea. In life, they had been a vivacious couple, full of adventure and laughter. Even death couldn't dampen their spirits or their desire for a place to call their own. As they floated invisibly through countless open houses, their spectral hearts yearned for a home that could accommodate their unique needs. It was on a misty autumn afternoon when they first laid eyes on the Victorian mansion. Perched atop a rocky cliff overlooking the turbulent ocean, the house stood like a sentinel against the gray sky. Its weathered facade spoke of decades of neglect, yet there was an undeniable majesty to its towering turrets and expansive wraparound porch. The realtor, a thin man named Mortimer Finch, looked as though he'd rather be anywhere else. His perpetual nervous twitch became more pronounced as they approached the wrought-iron gates, which creaked ominously in the salt-laden breeze. "You may want to keep on looking," Mortimer said, his voice barely above a whisper. His eyes darted anxiously towards the upper windows of the house, as though expecting to see something – or someone – peering back at him. Betty laughed aloud, her spectral eyes sparkling with excitement. In life, she had been a vivacious redhead with a penchant for the dramatic, and death had only amplified these traits. "Are you crazy? This place is beautiful on the outside, and the inside must be just as magnificent! I also love how secluded it is, with no other homes nearby." George, ever the practical one, even in death, raised an ethereal eyebrow. In life, he had been a successful businessman with a keen eye for opportunity. Now, he sensed there was more to the realtor's reluctance than met the eye. "Mr. Finch," he said, his voice carrying the authoritative tone he had often used in board meetings, "is there something you're not telling us about this property?" Mortimer glanced anxiously at his watch, a beautiful antique timepiece that had been in his family for generations. "It's getting close to sundown," he said, his voice quavering. "We can go back to my office and look over other properties that I have listed besides this one. How does that sound?" George interjected, his patience wearing thin. "If my wife and I have our hearts set on this house, then this is what we want. I think you need to sell us this house. Why is it so important that we look elsewhere?" Mortimer's eyes darted nervously towards one of the bedroom windows on the second floor of the mansion. For a moment, he thought he saw a shadow move behind the dusty curtains. A chill ran down his spine, and he silently cursed his decision to become a realtor in this godforsaken town. "Fine," he said, his voice trembling. "But you'll just laugh and think I'm crazy." He took a deep breath, steeling himself for the ridicule he was sure would follow. "This place is haunted." Betty and George burst out laughing, their ethereal voices echoing across the overgrown garden. Little did Mortimer know that his clients were themselves ghosts, amused by the irony of the situation. "What did I tell you," said Mortimer, an angry look flashing across his face. He had dealt with skeptics before, but the Kellers' laughter stung more than usual. "We ain't afraid of no ghost," Betty and George chimed in unison, still chuckling. They exchanged a knowing glance, their spectral forms shimmering slightly in the fading daylight. "How much is the price?" George asked, reaching for his checkbook – a habit he had yet to break, even in death. Mortimer hesitated, then sighed in defeat. "$250,000," he said, his voice heavy with resignation. "Only because it's haunted, and everyone who has lived here left within days and were refunded the full amount." He looked at the Kellers, a mixture of concern and frustration in his eyes. "Well, do you still want it?" Betty and George exchanged another knowing glance before bursting into hysterical laughter. As George caught his breath, he said, "Let's get this over with. We'll definitely have the last laugh because we are not afraid of any ghosts." What Mortimer didn't know – couldn't know – was that Betty and George had been killed in a car wreck long ago. They had been on their way to close on this very house when tragedy struck, their lives cut short just miles from their dream home. Now, as spectral beings themselves, they were finally able to fulfill their dream of owning the beautiful Victorian mansion. As the sun dipped below the horizon, casting long shadows across the overgrown lawn, Betty and George signed the paperwork. Mortimer's hand shook as he handed over the keys, his eyes constantly darting towards the darkening windows of the house. "I wash my hands of this place," he muttered, hurrying down the gravel driveway to his car. "Don't say I didn't warn you!" Betty and George watched him go, their ethereal forms shimmering in the twilight. They turned to face their new home, excitement building within their spectral hearts. "Shall we, my dear?" George asked, offering his arm to Betty. "Let's," she replied with a ghostly giggle. They floated up the creaking steps and phased through the heavy oak door. The moment they entered the foyer, a chill ran through their incorporeal forms. The air grew thick with an oppressive energy, and they sensed a presence that was far from friendly. "George," Betty whispered, her voice echoing unnaturally in the dusty hall. "I don't think we're alone." A low, guttural growl reverberated through the house, causing the chandeliers to sway and the floorboards to groan. Betty and George exchanged worried glances, realizing that their afterlife was about to become far more complicated than they had anticipated. As they drifted from room to room, exploring their new haunt, the sense of unease grew stronger. Shadows seemed to move of their own accord, and whispers echoed from empty corners. In the library, they found shelves upon shelves of ancient books, their pages yellowed with age and filled with arcane knowledge. Betty, always curious, reached out to touch one of the leather-bound tomes. As her spectral hand made contact, the book flew open, its pages flipping wildly as though caught in a violent wind. Strange symbols and diagrams flashed before their eyes, accompanied by a cacophony of whispered incantations in long-dead languages. "George," Betty gasped, recoiling from the book. "I think we might be in over our heads here." Before George could respond, a cold wind whipped through the library, extinguishing the feeble light from the dusty chandelier. In the sudden darkness, they heard the sound of slow, deliberate footsteps approaching from the hallway.