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| Author | : Chuck Sambuchino |
| Publisher | : Random House |
| Total Pages | : 114 |
| Release | : 2014-06-05 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1473501962 |
There’s a new threat in town – and it’s only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless garden decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it’s here. Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defence expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system – Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply – for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones. Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognising and interpreting the signs of a gathering horde and – in the event that a secured perimeter is breached – confronting and combating the attackers at close range.
| Author | : Twigs Way |
| Publisher | : Shire Publications |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2009-09-22 |
| Genre | : Gardening |
| ISBN | : 9780747807100 |
This is the intriguing story of garden gnomes and how they have come to reside in the flowerbeds of gardens across Britain. Originating in Europe, gnomes made the leap across the channel in the nineteenth century, where they were welcomed warmly by wealthy Brits who saw them as the must-have garden accessory. But the fortunes of the humble gnome were not to last, and they soon found themselves sneered at by serious gardeners. Turned away from fashionable gardens, the little gnomes found a friend in many a working class gardener, who adopted them in increasing numbers, and in a variety of humorous poses. Today, gnomes are as popular with the masses as ever, and this entertaining illustrated history will appeal to those who love, and hate, these small bearded characters.
| Author | : Jamichael Henterly |
| Publisher | : Dial |
| Total Pages | : 40 |
| Release | : 2001 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
Depicts a gnome at work and play in his garden.
| Author | : Marcus Mennes |
| Publisher | : Quirk Books |
| Total Pages | : 72 |
| Release | : 2004 |
| Genre | : Garden ornaments and furniture |
| ISBN | : 9781594740107 |
| Author | : R. L. Stine |
| Publisher | : Hippo Books |
| Total Pages | : 132 |
| Release | : 1996 |
| Genre | : Children's stories |
| ISBN | : 9780590138956 |
Since their dad brought home 2 evil-looking gnomes weird things have been happening in Joe and Mindy's garden. Someone's been creeping round squashing tomatoes and smashing melons. This must be a coincidence as the gnomes are just ornaments, aren't they?
| Author | : Fred Blunt |
| Publisher | : Andersen Press USA |
| Total Pages | : 40 |
| Release | : 2020-08-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 172842996X |
Mr. Gnome is a grumpy little fellow. He's really quite rude and he is definitely NOT cute. So when Miss Witch asks him to kindly stop fishing in her pond, Mr. Gnome is in danger of finding out exactly what happens to gnomes who say "NO!" From author illustrator Fred Blunt comes this laugh-out-loud cautionary tale, told in a wonderfully conversational style.
| Author | : Greg Stones |
| Publisher | : Chronicle Books |
| Total Pages | : 67 |
| Release | : 2016-03-15 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1452150737 |
Garden gnomes may be small, but their problems are often very big. They have issues with snowmen, magnets, bubblegum, and mimes. They really enjoy romance, skinny-dipping, and paper airplanes, but they have major issues with watermelons, mousetraps, trampolines, and teddy bears—and through it all they especially love one special thing. Artist Greg Stones turns his popular, playful illustration style to the tiny troubles of these beloved characters, presenting their inner lives with a warm and witty sense of the absurd.
| Author | : Wil Huygen |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2023-09-05 |
| Genre | : Art |
| ISBN | : 9781419769856 |
A newly reissued edition of the beloved illustrated survey of gnome life, history, and lore, which has sold astronomically since its original publication in 1977 Did you know that gnome couples always have twin children? Or that a gnome is seven times as strong as a human? Do you want to hear some gossip from the gnome who knew Rembrandt? Dutch artist Rien Poortvliet's charming illustrations and physician Wil Huygen's detailed observations of the gnomes' habits, anatomy, and lifestyle are a delight for readers of all ages. Children will adore the gnome family's underground home and the constant interaction with animals; adults will appreciate the tongue-in-cheek scientific data. Gnomebody is immune to the gnomes' tremendous appeal--and a whole new generation is waiting to love them for the first time!
| Author | : Christian Courvoisier |
| Publisher | : Lulu.com |
| Total Pages | : 114 |
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| ISBN | : 1326536710 |
| Author | : Jessica Peill-Meininghaus |
| Publisher | : Crown Books for Young Readers |
| Total Pages | : 21 |
| Release | : 2019-08-13 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1524719862 |
Fans of Mo Willems and Dev Petty's I Don't Want to Be a Frog will love this humorous tale about one gnome's journey to prove he is unlike the other magical creatures in the forest. Join Gnome (that's spelled G-N-O-M-E--don't ask why the G is silent!) as he travels through the magical forest to attend the annual Gnome Festival. Along the way he encounters elves, dwarves, trolls, and fairies. But don't be mistaken. He is NOTHING like those magical creatures. Well, maybe he is . . . but only a little bit! When Gnome finally arrives at the festival, he realizes that all the traits he thought made gnomes different from the others actually made them alike--and that's just fine.
