Funny Stories for 8 Year Olds

Funny Stories for 8 Year Olds
Author: Helen Paiba
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2016-05-31
Genre: Children's stories
ISBN: 9781509805013

Funny Stories For 8 Year Olds is a right and varied selection of wonderfully entertaining stories by some of the very best writers for children. Perfect for reading alone or aloud - and for dipping into time and time againWith stories from Judy Blume, Anne Fine, Dick King Smith, Morris Glleitzman and many more, this book is hours of fantastic fun.

This Book Just Ate My Dog!

This Book Just Ate My Dog!
Author: Richard Byrne
Publisher: Oxford University Press - Children
Total Pages: 33
Release: 2014-09-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0192737309

In this wonderfully inventive book, Bella is taking her dog for a stroll across the page but halfway across, he disappears! Unable to quite believe what's just happened Bella watches, transfixed, with changing emotions of surprise, indignation, moments of renewed hope (as the authorities arrive to take control) followed by shock (as they too succumb to the book's inexplicable behaviour) and finally action when Bella marches toward the dangerous middle of the book . . . only to disappear herself! At this point, the book has consumed its characters and it's down to the reader to step in to help. A note from Bella appears directly appealing for assistance and, with a rigorous shake, the characters reappear. Normality is restored and Bella is finally able to take her dog for an uninterrupted walk . . . or is she?!

This Book Will Not Be Fun

This Book Will Not Be Fun
Author: Cirocco Dunlap
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 17
Release: 2017-06-06
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0399550631

*A 2018 Children's and Teen Choice Book Award Finalist! A mouse who acts as a careful custodian of his book tries to guarantee his reader some peace and order in spite of escalating chaos. For fans of The Book With No Pictures and This Book Just Ate My Dog! A book is no place for tomfoolery, and this mouse assures us that his book is to be no exception. Just please ignore that Word-Eating Flying Whale, and—oh, no, the lights have gone out. Wait, what is THAT?! Nothing to fear. Everything is under control. . . . Readers will delight as this charming yet uptight mouse is challenged and subverted by gloriously imaginative creatures that are like nothing you’ve ever seen. Will our little mouse succumb to the attractiveness of their overwhelming exuberance? Newcomer Cirocco Dunlap delivers an on-point debut picture-book text that dances outside the boundaries of its pages. Olivier Tallec breathes extra lunacy into this nutty little world with his absurdist palette and amusing forms.

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School...

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School...
Author: Davide Cali
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 37
Release: 2015-03-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 145214074X

First, some giant ants steal breakfast. Then there are the evil ninjas, massive ape, mysterious mole people, giant blob, and countless other daunting (and astonishing) detours along the way to school. Are these excuses really why this student is late? Or is there another explanation that is even more outrageous than the rest? From Davide Cali and Benjamin Chaud, the critically acclaimed author/illustrator team behind I Didn't Do My Homework Because . . . comes a fast-paced, actionpacked, laugh-out-loud story about finding the way to school despite the odds—and the unbelievable oddness! Plus, this is the fixed format version, which will look almost identical to the print version. Additionally for devices that support audio, this ebook includes a read-along setting.

Patch la Belle

Patch la Belle
Author: Sue Clancy
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2020-10-20
Genre:
ISBN: 9781715691417

These playful handwritten poems and paintings have dogs, cats, books, candy and tea in them, plus a giraffe, a seal, a pig, a dragon and a penguin. They are loosely sorted on themes of enjoying and trying things. These whimsical poems and paintings exist for the sole reason that they might make you smile

Pete the Cat and the Bedtime Blues

Pete the Cat and the Bedtime Blues
Author: James Dean
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 45
Release: 2015-10-06
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 006230433X

Bedtime is always fun with this hilarious bedtime story from Kimberly and James Dean’s New York Times bestselling Pete the Cat series. Pete the Cat and his friends are having so much fun playing and surfing in the sun, they don't want the day to end. Pete has an idea—how about a sleepover? Groovy! As the night gets later, it's time for bed. This cool cat needs to catch some ZZZs, but Pete's friends aren't ready to go to sleep just yet. Then Pete has another idea—a bedtime story! But will it work? The musical text and comforting repetition are perfect for nighttime read-alouds. Kids will be eager to snuggle under the covers and drift off to sleep to this bedtime story along with Pete’s really cool friends. Don't miss Pete's other adventures, including Pete the Cat: I Love My White Shoes, Pete the Cat: Rocking in My School Shoes, Pete the Cat and His Four Groovy Buttons, Pete the Cat Saves Christmas, Pete the Cat and His Magic Sunglasses, Pete the Cat and the New Guy, Pete the Cat and the Cool Cat Boogie, Pete the Cat and the Missing Cupcakes, Pete the Cat and the Perfect Pizza Party, and Pete the Cat: Crayons Rock!

Funny Stories for 7 Year Olds

Funny Stories for 7 Year Olds
Author: Helen Paiba
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2016-05-31
Genre: Children's stories
ISBN: 9781509804979

This bright and varied selection of wonderfully entertaining stories by some of the very best writers for children is erfect for reading alone or aloud--and for dipping into time and time again. With stories from Dick King-Smith, Michael Bond, Philippa Gregory, Jacqueline Wilson and many more, this book will provide hours of fantastic fun.

Mosquitoes Can't Bite Ninjas

Mosquitoes Can't Bite Ninjas
Author: Jordan P. Novak
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2017-04-11
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1681192136

Mosquitoes can bite all kinds of people--ballerinas, chefs, babies, even you and me. But they can't bite . . . NINJAS! Mosquitoes might be quick, but ninjas are quicker. Mosquitoes might be sneaky, but ninjas are sneakier. And mosquitoes might be hungry, but ninjas are . . . hungrier! With tons of not-very-stealthy appeal, Jordan P. Novak's debut delivers buzzy, wacky, and hilarious read-to-me eBook.

Funny Stories for 5 Year Olds

Funny Stories for 5 Year Olds
Author: Helen Paiba
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2016-03-10
Genre: Children's stories
ISBN: 9781509804931

Presents a collection of stories from such authors as Dick King-Smith, Alf Prøysen, Malorie Blackman, and Liss Norton.

The Twits

The Twits
Author: Roald Dahl
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 114
Release: 2007-08-16
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1101653019

From the bestselling author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and The BFG! Mr. and Mrs. Twit are the smelliest, nastiest, ugliest people in the world. They hate everything—except playing mean jokes on each other, catching innocent birds to put in their Bird Pies, and making their caged monkeys, the Muggle-Wumps, stand on their heads all day. But the Muggle-Wumps have had enough. They don't just want out, they want revenge.