Funny Mummy Jokes For Kids
Author | : Peter Crumpton |
Publisher | : PeteyRF Creative |
Total Pages | : 39 |
Release | : 2015-01-15 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : |
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Author | : Peter Crumpton |
Publisher | : PeteyRF Creative |
Total Pages | : 39 |
Release | : 2015-01-15 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : |
Author | : Scott Peters |
Publisher | : Lulu.com |
Total Pages | : 116 |
Release | : 2013-03-25 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 1300875739 |
You, who have dug deep and sifted hard for a story to read, have unearthed an ancient treasure: a mystery from the dusty ages, when a boy could be a hero and fight for the good of all . . .When Zet's father left home to fight the Hyksos, he left siblings Zet and Kat in charge. It turns out keeping food on the table is easier said than done. The family's market stall is empty--except for the dizzy array of unsold pottery. It seems adults don't approve of two children running the place.Back home, Zet and Kat's cupboards are growing bare. They need a solution and they need it now. When Zet learns of a reward for capturing a thief, he jumps at the chance.The siblings soon set off on a dangerous investigation--an investigation that brings them into forbidden temples, into chapels whispering with the voices of ancient gods, drawing them ever closer to a frightening truth that threatens to crush their family forever.
Author | : Marc Brown |
Publisher | : HarperCollins Children's Books |
Total Pages | : 39 |
Release | : 1984 |
Genre | : Readers |
ISBN | : 9780001714236 |
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Author | : Dorman Serena |
Publisher | : Chronicle Books |
Total Pages | : 114 |
Release | : 2021-06-25 |
Genre | : Family & Relationships |
ISBN | : 1797206249 |
For fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere. For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey. There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together"), "mom-tivities," and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief. • GREAT GIFT: Mommy Cusses is super relatable and laugh-out-loud funny, making it an easy gift for Mother's Day or a baby shower, or an anytime gift for a parent. • PERENNIAL TOPIC: It doesn't take long to experience all the ups and downs of parenting. Mommy Cusses features timeless mommy humor that won't go out of style and a fresh look and feel that speaks to young parents. Perfect for: • Expectant parents and parents of children under 5 • Shoppers looking for a baby shower or Mother's Day gift for a friend, spouse, or daughter • Followers of the Mommy Cusses blog or Instagram account
Author | : Peter Crumpton |
Publisher | : PeteyRF Creative |
Total Pages | : 45 |
Release | : 2015-01-16 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : |
Author | : Francesca Simon |
Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
Total Pages | : 90 |
Release | : 2010-04-01 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 1402245653 |
Warning: Too rude for parents and for slimy toad little brothers! These are Horrid Henry's very own jokes: the jokes that grossed out Mom and Dad... that made Aunt Ruby run home... that sent Miss Battle-Axe screaming from class. Be horrid! Read Henry's jokes. Then tell them to the world!
Author | : Elizabeth Carney |
Publisher | : National Geographic Books |
Total Pages | : 36 |
Release | : 2009 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 1426305281 |
Describes mummies, both natural and man-made.
Author | : David Lubar |
Publisher | : Macmillan |
Total Pages | : 228 |
Release | : 2007-02-06 |
Genre | : Young Adult Fiction |
ISBN | : 1429963239 |
American Library Association "Best Books for Young Adults" American Library Association "Quick Picks for Young Adults" Martin Anderson and his friends don't like being called losers. But they've been called that for so long even they start to believe it. Until Martin makes an incredible discovery: each of his friends has a special hidden talent. Edgeview Alternative School was supposed to be end of the road. But for Martin and his friends, it just might be a new beginning. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Author | : |
Publisher | : Children's Press(CT) |
Total Pages | : 54 |
Release | : 1988 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 9780516018669 |
Presents an illustrated collection of jokes, knock-knocks, and riddles about Frankenstein, Godzilla, King Kong, Dracula, vampires, werewolves, and other monsters.
Author | : Kristin Hensley |
Publisher | : HarperCollins |
Total Pages | : 249 |
Release | : 2019-04-02 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0062857703 |
The New York Times bestseller. “Moms everywhere will want to pick up this relatable book for an #ILaughedSoHard read.” —Booklist Has it been months since you’ve read a book with actual adult words that had nothing to do with farm animals or superheroes or going potty? Well then, it’s time to take a break. Pour yourself some wine. Put on your comfy pants. All good? Ok, welcome to the party. Kristin Hensley and Jen Smedley, the creators of #IMOMSOHARD, know that you probably didn’t get to shower today and that the last thing you need is more advice on how to be a better parent. Instead, they invite you to join their laugh-out-loud, best friend banter on the eighty bajillion ways moms give their all every day—including: I KEEP IT TOGETHER SO HARD I BODY AFTER BABY SO HARD I HIT THE TOWN (AND AM IN BED BY 9:30 P.M.) SO HARD I BUST MY ASS SO HARD I KEEP FOOLS ALIVE SO HARD Come for the laughs, stay for the kinship with two friends who are just getting it right, getting it wrong, and leaning on each other for a laugh at the end of the day. They don’t care if your house is a mess and they won’t judge you if you pee a little when you sneeze. So kick back, relax, and enjoy. You deserve it.