The Ugly Game

The Ugly Game
Author: Martin Calladine
Publisher: Pitch Publishing
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2015-02-12
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 9781785310072

A passionate, funny book of essays comparing soccer, often unfavorably, with American football At its best, European football is a glorious, uplifting, unifying sport. But it hasn't been at its best for some time. Disillusioned by corruption scandals, billionaire club owners, and an ever-smaller group of title challengers, Martin Calladine drifted away from the game that had defined 25 years of his life. He found solace in an unexpected place: American football. Despite the glitz and the endless ad breaks, the NFL has a curiously Corinthian purity: preventing teams buying success by sharing TV money equally, having a strict salary cap, and, with the draft, letting the worst teams get the pick of the best new players. The Ugly Game is a funny, angry book of essays for fans of European football setting out where the game has gone wrong and showing that, perhaps surprisingly, the NFL has many of the answers.

The Funny Life of Football

The Funny Life of Football
Author: James Campbell
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Total Pages: 121
Release: 2022-08-18
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 152662799X

A hilarious fact and fiction hybrid from bestselling author and stand-up comic James Campbell, who has visited over 3,000 primary schools to tell stories and encourage children to write their own.Want to know why OCTOPUSES can't play football? And how to play the game across multiple DIMENSIONS? How about learning the REAL RULES of how football is played, why Henry VIII banned it, plus where it came from and who the greatest players of ALL TIME are? Whether you love a game of TABLE FOOTBALL, can't get enough of BACK-GARDEN BALL, only enjoy the game from your SOFA or would sooner swim with sharks than play it, if you LOVE to LAUGH - then this is the book for you! But be warned - this is NOT a normal book. You can read it forwards, backwards, sideways and in approximately 861,000 different ways in between. From comedian extraordinaire James Campbell, get ready to laugh your BUTT off to a silly book filled with funny stories, partly-true facts and hilarious pictures that will make you think twice about the game everyone thinks they know so well.

Why Football Matters

Why Football Matters
Author: Mark Edmundson
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 242
Release: 2015-06-02
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 0143127640

Acclaimed essayist Mark Edmundson reflects on his own rite of passage as a high school football player to get to larger truths about the ways America's Game shapes its men Football teaches young men self-discipline and teamwork. But football celebrates violence. Football is a showcase for athletic beauty and physical excellence. But football damages young bodies and minds, sometimes permanently. Football inspires confidence and direction. But football instills cockiness, a false sense of superiority. The athlete is a noble figure with a proud lineage. The jock is America at its worst. When Mark Edmundson’s son began to play organized football, and proved to be very good at it, Edmundson had to come to terms with just what he thought about the game. Doing so took him back to his own childhood, when as a shy, soft boy growing up in a blue-collar Boston suburb in the sixties, he went out for the high school football team. Why Football Matters is the story of what happened to Edmundson when he tried to make himself into a football player. What does it mean to be a football player? At first Edmundson was hapless on the field. He was an inept player and a bad teammate. But over time, he got over his fears and he got tougher. He learned to be a better player and came to feel a part of the team, during games but also on all sorts of escapades, not all of them savory. By playing football, Edmundson became what he and his father hoped he’d be, a tougher, stronger young man, better prepared for life. But is football-instilled toughness always a good thing? Do the character, courage, and loyalty football instills have a dark side? Football, Edmundson found, can be full of bounties. But it can also lead you into brutality and thoughtlessness. So how do you get what’s best from the game and leave the worst behind? Why Football Matters is moving, funny, vivid, and filled with the authentic anxiety and exhilaration of youth. Edmundson doesn’t regret playing football for a minute, and cherishes the experience. His triumph is to be able to see it in full, as something to celebrate, but also something to handle with care. For anyone who has ever played on a football team, is the parent of a player, or simply is reflective about its outsized influence on America, Why Football Matters is both a mirror and a lamp.

Football

Football
Author: Andrew John
Publisher:
Total Pages: 127
Release: 2004
Genre: Soccer
ISBN: 9781843170914

A collection of all the funniest and most bizarre sayings from the world ofootball. From Alan Brazil's 'the tackles are coming in thick and thin', toichael Owen's 'I was really surprised when the FA knocked on my doorbell',his is a compilation of the ridiculous things said by commentators, playersnd managers of the beautiful game. With this guide to the oddest remarksver made on and off the pitch you can read how some of the most famous namesn the game manage to take their eye off the ball just long enough to putheir foot in their mouth.

A Game of Two Halves

A Game of Two Halves
Author: Amy Raphael
Publisher: Atlantic Books
Total Pages: 310
Release: 2019-10-03
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 1760636568

Ever wondered which goal Frank Lampard is proudest of, who Jürgen Klopp thinks will manage Liverpool in the future, what Rio Ferdinand thinks of Man United in the post-Ferguson years or exactly how many grey cashmere jumpers Pep Guardiola owns? In this collection of frank and funny conversations between footballers and their biggest fans, these vital questions (and many more) are finally addressed. A Game of Two Halves shows a different side to some of the biggest names in football, reminding us of the common ground we all share. This project is published in partnership with UNHCR, the UN Refugee Agency, with the goal of raising both funds for and awareness of their work with child refugees. Featuring forewords by Raheem Sterling and Gary Lineker and interviews between Jürgen Klopp & John Bishop Pep Guardiola & Johnny Marr Lucy Bronze & Clare Balding Frank Lampard & Omid Djalili Rio Ferdinand & Rachel Riley Ian Wright & Wretch 32 Héctor Bellerin & Romesh Ranganathan Steven Gerrard & David Morrissey Gary Lineker & Fahd Saleh Eric Dier & David Lammy John McGlynn & Val McDermid Vivianne Miedema & Amy Raphael

Baseball Is a Funny Game

Baseball Is a Funny Game
Author: Joe Garagiola
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 192
Release: 1990
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 9780060916725

A former major-league catcher provides a view of the lighter side of baseball as he relates his professional experience

The Beautiful Game

The Beautiful Game
Author: John Andrews
Publisher: Aurum Press
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2016-06-07
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 9781781315842

Through stunning infographics and high-quality illustrations, the world of soccer is brought to life. Full of facts and stats, players and personalities, this is the beautiful game as you have never seen it before. Whether it is uncovering the most goals scored in an international tournament, or comparing the left-foot of the world's best players, the intriguing and often surprising truths of soccer are uncovered. From the legend-makers Brazil and their world cup wins, the tallest and shortest players to have graced the game, to pitting the top players against each others, these striking and fun infographics put the game's most intriguing questions to the test. Who has scored more from the penalty spot, Ronaldo or Messi? Which goalie has the safest hands? Who has received the most red cards?

Football's Funniest Jokes

Football's Funniest Jokes
Author: Jim Chumley
Publisher: Summersdale
Total Pages: 81
Release: 2014-01-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1786853140

What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded? He sent on his subs. Football is a funny old game, and not only because of the players’ hairstyles. Football’s Funniest Jokes is guaranteed to raise a chuckle even if you’re still feeling sore about that goal that was NEVER off-side.

Football Crossword Puzzle Book A Glossary Of Football Terminology And Jargon Fan Player Sport Coach Trainer Soccer Lover

Football Crossword Puzzle Book A Glossary Of Football Terminology And Jargon Fan Player Sport Coach Trainer Soccer Lover
Author: Witty Victory Gift Man-Son
Publisher:
Total Pages: 108
Release: 2020-06-21
Genre:
ISBN:

Exercise your brain, train your problem-solving skills with these funny awesome crossword games! This extensive glossary of football vocabulary is designed to help you learn the language associated with the beautiful game. It's the ultimate guide to the lingo of the football world. Crossword games can keep your brain active to boost your memory. Challenging puzzle games not only get you thinking but also help you improve your reasoning skills too. In this book, you will find: The funny workbook includes answer for each game in the back. Puzzle words are print in large font. You will never suffer from eye-strain while doing them. The games are an appropriate level of challenge for everyone from beginner to professional. All puzzles are printed on high-quality paper. You can use pencil, pen, or highlighter without the worry of bleed-through. Word games can help to keeping your mind healthy and combating Alzheimer's and Dementia. An unique and special gift for men and women. Give your loved one a present that will warm their heart. Place your order and get wiser today!

Saint And Greavsie's Funny Old Games

Saint And Greavsie's Funny Old Games
Author: Jimmy Greaves
Publisher: Sphere
Total Pages: 240
Release: 2009-10-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0748112200

Saint and Greavsie, sport's most loved double-act, have entertained millions of people over the years - first on the football pitches of their respective clubs and countries, then later together on the nation's television screens. They've collected a vast array of stories along the way from fellow sportspeople and pundits: some comical, some crazy, and most downright unbelievable, but all of them thoroughly entertaining. In Saint and Greavsie's Funny Old Games the duo have reunited to tell the very best of these anecdotes in their own unmistakeable style. Containing tales from the dressing-room, secrets about some of the world's biggest stars, and amazing facts from across the sporting spectrum, this hilarious book is the perfect read for any sports fan.