How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
Author: Zachary Auburn
Publisher: Crown
Total Pages: 146
Release: 2016-10-04
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0451494938

The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?” Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!

Cats on Catnip

Cats on Catnip
Author: Andrew Marttila
Publisher: Running Press Adult
Total Pages: 295
Release: 2018-06-19
Genre: Pets
ISBN: 0762463686

A humorous collection of dozens of photos of funny and adorable cats as they play with, roll in, and chow down their favorite snack of choice -- catnip. Cats love catnip. Whether it's eating it, playing with it, or rolling around in it, catnip turns our domestic feline friends into hilarious balls of activity. Carefree and unconstrained, they are free to be silly, exceptionally playful, and downright gnarly. Professional pet photographer and self-confessed crazy cat man Andrew Marttila (the photographer behind Shop Cats of New York) captures a range of the cats' silly and expressive personalities as they react to their catnip trip. Delightful, elegant Fluffy transforms into a hell-bent renegade. Shy, reserved Mittens becomes a free-loving acrobat. In the blink of an eye, a cat's expression transforms from bored to inquisitive to playful to curious to bizarre . . . to utterly unhinged. A fun and delightful look at our furry companions, this gift book is perfect for every cat lover.

Cat Lover Forever

Cat Lover Forever
Author: Hangcat Publishing
Publisher:
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2019-07-28
Genre:
ISBN: 9781084124806

Best Gift For Cute Cat Lover In Cat Day August 8 Lined Journal 100 Pages 6" x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) Lined Blank Notebook with Cat art inside Mate Hard CoverBlank Lined Journal Notebook For write down many cats Staff Cute Cat gift for all kind of cat lovers. We hope you'll enjoy our Large Cat Lover Forever Crazy cat lady Funny cat gifts of Cat Day Writing Blank Journal for Cat lovers in the letter size 6 x 9 inch; 15.24 x 22.86 cm as much as we did create it for you. Here is a beautiful portable journal suitable. Journal features include: Goreous designed cover. Large letter size 6 x 9 inch; 15.24 x 22.86 cm dimensions; The ideal large size for all purposes, fitting perfectly into your back pack or satchel. The bold white paper is sturdy enough to be used with fountain pens. White pages of Journal Paper. Reliable standards Book industry perfect binding (the same standard binding as the books in your local library). Tough glossy paperback. Crisp white paper, with quality that minimizes ink bleed-through. The book is great for either pen or pencil users. Journals are the perfect gift for any occasion. Click The Buy Button At The Top Of The Page To Begin.

Best Cat Dad Ever

Best Cat Dad Ever
Author: A. Cat Lover
Publisher:
Total Pages: 110
Release: 2020-06-05
Genre:
ISBN:

Are you looking for cat Dadss Gift ? Birthday Dad Notebook ? or for your parents or relatives ? this cat Dads gift for your Dad, uncle, brother who loves cats. Make it a great Birthday Gift Notebook for parents, boys, teens, youth and grandparents, coworkers, business man, family or friends as a Classic journal gift in their Birthday or Christmas gift for Valentine's Day, birthdays, anniversaries or any special. Size: 6" x 9" inch 110 pages blank lined paper Black and white interior Flexible Paperback Softcover book binding Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Glossy Finish

Cats Are the Worst

Cats Are the Worst
Author: Bexy McFly
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 82
Release: 2019-07-23
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 145217900X

From shredded furniture to messy litter boxes to fur on everything, there are times when every cat owner wants to shout, "Cats are the worst!" This playful book shows what it looks like if cats could shout back, "No, humans are the worst!" For every grievance humans have about their feline friends (knocked over glasses!), cats have one about their humans (unprovoked vacuuming!)—and each is explored in a lively exchange that is as funny as it is familiar. Filled with watercolor illustrations that perfectly capture every moment of cat-titude, Cats Are the Worst is a relatable laugh for anyone who might agree that cats are the worst—but also, maybe, a little bit the best.

You are Purrfect

You are Purrfect
Author: Hangcat Publishing
Publisher:
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2019-07-28
Genre:
ISBN: 9781084141834

Best Gift For Cute Cat Lover In Cat Day August 8 Lined Journal 100 Pages 6" x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) Lined Blank Notebook with Cat art inside Mate Hard CoverBlank Lined Journal Notebook For write down many cats Staff Cute Cat gift for all kind of cat lovers. We hope you'll enjoy our Large Crazy cat lady Funny cat gifts of Cat Day Writing Blank Journal for Cat lovers in the letter size 6 x 9 inch; 15.24 x 22.86 cm as much as we did create it for you. Here is a beautiful portable journal suitable. Journal features include: Goreous designed cover. Large letter size 6 x 9 inch; 15.24 x 22.86 cm dimensions; The ideal large size for all purposes, fitting perfectly into your back pack or satchel. The bold white paper is sturdy enough to be used with fountain pens. White pages of Journal Paper. Reliable standards Book industry perfect binding (the same standard binding as the books in your local library). Tough glossy paperback. Crisp white paper, with quality that minimizes ink bleed-through. The book is great for either pen or pencil users. Journals are the perfect gift for any occasion. Click The Buy Button At The Top Of The Page To Begin.

Don't You Dare Forget Me!

Don't You Dare Forget Me!
Author: Cat & Dog Organizers
Publisher:
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2019-07-25
Genre:
ISBN: 9781082481819

This discreet password journal was designed to look like any other notebook - the cover does not give any clue that it is a logbook for passwords and other sensitive information. The hint we provided so you will remember what the notebook is for is a hilarious cat on the cover reminding you "Don't You Dare Forget Me!" Now you can keep all of your information for online accounts in one place and nobody has to know what the journal is about. There's room for more than 100 passwords! Add password hints, URLs, notes, usernames, and other information. No more passwords scribbled on scraps of paper! This little book is big enough to do the job and small enough to tuck away safely. Number of Pages: 100 Size: 5" x 8" 90 pages with lettered tabs Additional pages for special accounts, banking and miscellaneous accounts you might not want to alphabetize Funny cat design on matte cover Tips for creating passwords

Review of My Cat

Review of My Cat
Author: Tanner Ringerud
Publisher: Sourcebooks Fire
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781402285363

Combining the satisfaction of pure judgement present in 'F in Exams' with the hilarity of cats in ' I Can Has Cheezburger' comes this collection of the very best - and worst - reviews of cats from around the globe. From the cat who saved its owner's life to the absolute laziest ball of fur on Earth, they're all inside

I Was Normal Three Cats Ago

I Was Normal Three Cats Ago
Author: Ernest Creative Designs
Publisher:
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2019-07-21
Genre:
ISBN: 9781081836955

Funny Cat Lovers Journal. Perfect and Cute Gift Ideas For Cat Lovers. I Was Normal Three Cats Ago Journal, Funny Gift Ideas For Cat Lovers. Also Perfect Gifts for your Relative on your Favorite Holiday, Father's Day, Mother's Day, Christmas, Birthday, Graduate, Education, School, Special Occasion and Everyday. This can be used as a Journal, Notebook or Composition book. Product Details: 100 Pages Blank Lined Papers. 6x9 Inches. Black & White Interior With White Paper. No Bleed. Glossy Paperback Cover.

The Cat Butt Coloring and Activity Book

The Cat Butt Coloring and Activity Book
Author: Val Brains
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2020-04-14
Genre: Games & Activities
ISBN: 9781452184548

Cat Butt Coloring and Activity Book is packed with 45 scenes to color in and 20 hilarious activities, all featuring felines and their behinds proudly on display. With hilarious (and cute!) line drawings of cats with their hindquarters proudly on display, this adult coloring and activity book full of cat butts is as clever and carefree as its featured felines. Color in lasers shooting from an intergalactic cat butt, or a chill skater cat that isn't ashamed to hold his tail a little too high. Filled with hours of entertainment, this is a cat butt bonanza every cat lover can get behind. • Filled with word searches, crosswords, and word scrambles—even pin the tail on the cat butt • Packed with funny yet bizarrely cute line drawings • The perfect way to pay homage to our furry friends' backsides Anyone who is a cat lover—and all too familiar with a feline's tendency to show off its tush—will love this humorous book. Cat Butt Coloring and Activity Book is an updated and expanded edition, including 45 drawings and 20 activities with more detailed artwork and, of course, more cat butts. • Scribble away your stress and unleash all the colors of your creativity. • Perfect as a gift for cat lovers who have an irreverent sense of humor • Great for those who loved The Farting Animals Coloring Book by M T Lott, Why Cat Why: A Coloring Book Explaining Cats by Theo Nicole Lorenz, and Pooping Animals: A Funny Coloring Book for Adults by Honey Badger Coloring