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| Author | : Greg Pembroke |
| Publisher | : Crown |
| Total Pages | : 210 |
| Release | : 2014-04-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 0804139849 |
A glimpse into the tribulations of parenting that is part documentary, part therapy, and completely hilarious. It all started when busy father Greg Pembroke posted a few pictures online of his three-year-old son, mid-tantrum, alongside the reason his son was crying: He had broken his bit of cheese in half. In Reasons My Kid is Crying, Greg collects together photos sent from parents around the world, documenting the many, completely logical reasons why small children cry. Among them: “I let him play on the grass” . . . “He ran out of toys to throw into his pool” . . . “The neighbor’s dog isn’t outside”. The result is both an affectionate portrait of the universal, baffling logic of toddlers—and a reminder for burned-out parents everywhere that they are not alone.
| Author | : Robby Deloney |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 34 |
| Release | : 2021-04-18 |
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The book gives you tips on how to be a parent. This book is invaluable to parents. It provides the "parental power" to help them understand their role in the 3 P's: Participating in the child's upbringing and education; Preventing the child from making mistakes and losing ground and Preparing their child for a successful future. This book is a must for every family.
| Author | : Joey McNeely |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 220 |
| Release | : 2021-03-30 |
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New parents often mislead in how to raise and teach their baby to become a good person with healthy manners. This book centers around true experience and funny short stories about parenting and problems coming up when building family relationships- between mom and dad, kids and parents.... This is a brilliant book to recommend/gift to a new parent or indeed a parent of any aged child. It's a book that is easy to read, a book that is relatable and makes you laugh, a book to reassure you that nobody is really fully prepared for this parenting business and a book that leaves you with a really warm and happy glow. This book discovered that most parenting advice should be taken with a pinch of salt-or ten. For example: Just go with your mother's instinct. But what if your instinct is telling you to hide under the stairs? Your new baby will tell you what it needs. Not if it can't talk it won't. You should never bribe your children. You will ALWAYS bribe your children. And MORE Let this book make you laugh and learn many meaningful lessons. hope you will enjoy it.
| Author | : Gary D. Chapman |
| Publisher | : Moody Publishers |
| Total Pages | : 146 |
| Release | : 2016-08-19 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 0802494765 |
Dr. Gary Chapman has helped millions prepare for marriage. Now he helps you prepare for kids. Things I Wish I’d Known Before We Became Parents has one goal: prepare you to raise young children. Dr. Gary Chapman—longtime relationship expert and author of the #1 New York Times bestseller The 5 Love Languages—teams up with Dr. Shannon Warden—professor of counseling, wife, and mother of three—to give young parents a book that is practical, informed, and enjoyable. Together they share what they wished they had known before having kids. For example: children affect your time, your money, and your marriage—and that's just the beginning. With warmth and humor they offer practical advice on everything from potty training to scheduling, apologizing to your child, and keeping your marriage strong… all the while celebrating the great joy that children bring. From the Preface: "Our desire is to share our own experiences, as well as what we have learned through the years, as we have counseled hundreds of parents. We encourage you to read this book before the baby comes, and then refer to its chapters again as you experience the joys and challenges of rearing children." — Dr. Gary Chapman
| Author | : Yael Stilner |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 220 |
| Release | : 2021-03-30 |
| Genre | : |
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New parents often mislead in how to raise and teach their baby to become a good person with healthy manners. This book centers around true experience and funny short stories about parenting and problems coming up when building family relationships- between mom and dad, kids and parents.... This is a brilliant book to recommend/gift to a new parent or indeed a parent of any aged child. It's a book that is easy to read, a book that is relatable and makes you laugh, a book to reassure you that nobody is really fully prepared for this parenting business and a book that leaves you with a really warm and happy glow. This book discovered that most parenting advice should be taken with a pinch of salt-or ten. For example: Just go with your mother's instinct. But what if your instinct is telling you to hide under the stairs? Your new baby will tell you what it needs. Not if it can't talk it won't. You should never bribe your children. You will ALWAYS bribe your children. And MORE Let this book make you laugh and learn many meaningful lessons. hope you will enjoy it.
| Author | : Jordan Watson |
| Publisher | : Allen & Unwin |
| Total Pages | : 163 |
| Release | : 2016-10-26 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1952535611 |
How to DAD wrote a book?! Well I scribbled some stuff down and some other people were crazy enough to publish it so I'll take it! I'm known for making silly viral parenting videos on things like 'How to get a baby to clean the house' or 'How to travel with a baby' and I've put my Dad skills on paper. OK they might not be 'skills' - but the Dad 'stuff' in this book might just help you in your quest to master the art of Dadding. Dadding? Is that a thing...? Well you'll have to buy this book to find out. NAILED IT! Back of book bit - Done.
| Author | : Whalen Book Works |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 49 |
| Release | : 2023-09-05 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 1951511697 |
Congrats, You’re Becoming a Parent! is the perfect gag gift for your next baby shower or bachelor or bachelorette party! With a sincere, heartfelt cover that belies the beautiful nature of parenthood, combined with the hilariously illustrated realities of parenting on the inside (think: no sleep for years, constant cleaning up, etc.) this hilarious book is the perfect gift for any soon-to-be parent! Congrats, You’re Becoming a Parent! brings an edgy-but-frank attitude to the parenting advice genre, and at only 48 pages it’s the perfect gift for a new parent. However, there’s a twist: the cover displays a beautiful “aww” moment of a parent, while the inside contains everything but … It’s fun, edgy, ribald, and more than anything, real advice, a heads-up for any new parent in your life! With the same style humor as Go the Fuck to Sleep, inside soon-to-be parents will learn that just around the corner, they will be enjoying the marvelous parenting joys such as: - Sleeping in intervals of 15 minutes when the baby sleeps—if you’re lucky - Changing diapers around the clock - Hearing the perfectly pitched cry at the most inconvenient of times (think airplanes, Zoom meetings, and every single time you go to the bathroom) - Emptying the dishwasher more than you could have thought humanly possible - And much more! Congrats, You’re Becoming a Parent! is the perfect funny gift for any new parent that is about to welcome a new addition—and much more work than they can even imagine—into the family
| Author | : Summersdale Publishers |
| Publisher | : Hachette UK |
| Total Pages | : 180 |
| Release | : 2022-01-13 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 1800075790 |
You’ve created a human alarm clock without a snooze button! Welcome to the life-upending, sleep-thieving, crazy old business known as parenthood. The hours are long and the pay is non-existent, but the rewards are priceless. They better be. You’re in for quite a ride, but this hilarious gift book is here to tell it like it is, respect the struggle and help you see the funny side. A blend of real talk, hard-won wisdom and relatable observations, this is the perfect antidote to all those well-meaning myths about the unbelievable journey that you and your little one have just begun. The realizations that are going to dawn on you pretty fast include: Just think, in a couple of years that little angel will be calling you a poo-head. Despite all the boundaries you set, sometimes you are going to have to let the baby win. Your biggest daily achievement is now getting another human to burp. This is the perfect gift for anyone with a new baby and a sense of humour.
| Author | : Tracy Cutchlow |
| Publisher | : Pear Press |
| Total Pages | : 199 |
| Release | : 2015-04-21 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 0996032657 |
When you’re a new parent, the miracle of life might not always feel so miraculous. Maybe your latest 2:00 a.m., 2:45 a.m., and 3:30 a.m. wake-up calls have left you wondering how “sleep like a baby” ever became a figure of speech—and what the options are for restoring your sanity. Or your child just left bite marks on someone, and you’re wondering how to handle it. First-time mom Tracy Cutchlow knows what you’re going through. In Zero to Five: 70 Essential Parenting Tips Based on Science (and What I’ve Learned So Far), she takes dozens of parenting tips based on scientific research and distills them into something you can easily digest during one of your two-minute-long breaks in the day. The pages are beautifully illustrated by award-winning photojournalist Betty Udesen. Combining the warmth of a best friend with a straightforward style, Tracy addresses questions such as: Should I talk to my pregnant belly / newborn? Is that going to feel weird? (Yes, and absolutely.) How do I help baby sleep well? (Start with the 45-minute rule.) How can I instill a love of learning in my child? (By using specific types of praise and criticism.) What will boost my child’s success in school? (Play that requires self-control, like make-believe.) My baby loves videos and cell-phone games. That’s cool, right? (If you play, too.) What tamps down temper tantrums? (Naming emotions out loud.) My sweet baby just hit a playmate / lied to me about un-potting the plant / talked back. Now what? (Choose one of three logical consequences.) How do I get through an entire day of this? (With help. Lots of help.) Who knew babies were so funny? (They are!) Whether you read the book front to back or skip around, Zero to Five will help you make the best of the tantrums (yours and baby’s), moments of pure joy, and other surprises along the totally-worth-it journey of parenting.
| Author | : David Sopp |
| Publisher | : Running Press Adult |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2015-03-17 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9780762456581 |
With its laugh-out-loud guidance on baby care, Safe Baby Handling Tips is a must-have for anyone overwhelmed—and befuddled—when it comes to caring for their bundle of joy. Now, it's updated and refreshed to be even more helpful and relevant to the modern parent. Incompetent parents everywhere can benefit from this indispensable guide—complete with The Wheel of Responsibility to help moms and dads negotiate baby responsibilities (and shirk diaper duty!) whenever they can. Makes baby-rearing a blast!
