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| Author | : Marla Jo Fisher |
| Publisher | : Prospect Park Books |
| Total Pages | : 159 |
| Release | : 2020-11-24 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1938849671 |
Never mind the Real Housewives of Orange County—Marla Jo Fisher is the woman everyone can relate to, complete with bad parenting, rotten dogs, ill health, and fashion faux pas. For nearly two decades, in the Orange County Register and many syndicated papers, readers have delighted in Marla Jo’s subversive humor, cranky intellect, and huge heart on her journey through broke, single, after-40 motherhood, when she adopted Cheetah Boy and Curly Girl, to her oddball adventures around the globe, to the sublime ridiculousness of life next door. Even while facing a devastating diagnosis, Fisher teaches us that humor is the balm that eases and the very thing that binds us together.
| Author | : Laurie Gelman |
| Publisher | : Henry Holt and Company |
| Total Pages | : 336 |
| Release | : 2017-08-01 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1250124700 |
Laurie Gelman’s clever debut novel about a year in the life of a kindergarten class mom—a brilliant send-up of the petty and surprisingly cutthroat terrain of parent politics. Jen Dixon is not your typical Kansas City kindergarten class mom—or mom in general. Jen already has two college-age daughters by two different (probably) musicians, and it’s her second time around the class mom block with five-year-old Max—this time with a husband and father by her side. Though her best friend and PTA President sees her as the “wisest” candidate for the job (or oldest), not all of the other parents agree. From recording parents’ response times to her emails about helping in the classroom, to requesting contributions of “special” brownies for curriculum night, not all of Jen’s methods win approval from the other moms. Throw in an old flame from Jen’s past, a hyper-sensitive “allergy mom,” a surprisingly sexy kindergarten teacher, and an impossible-to-please Real Housewife-wannabe, causing problems at every turn, and the job really becomes much more than she signed up for. Relatable, irreverent, and hilarious in the spirit of Maria Semple, Class Mom is a fresh, welcome voice in fiction—the kind of novel that real moms clamor for, and a vicarious thrill-read for all mothers, who will be laughing as they are liberated by Gelman’s acerbic truths.
| Author | : Pamela Druckerman |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 288 |
| Release | : 2018-05-29 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 0698186818 |
The best-selling author of BRINGING UP BÉBÉ investigates life in her forties, and wonders whether her mind will ever catch up with her face. When Pamela Druckerman turns 40, waiters start calling her "Madame," and she detects a new message in mens' gazes: I would sleep with her, but only if doing so required no effort whatsoever. Yet forty isn't even technically middle-aged anymore. And there are upsides: After a lifetime of being clueless, Druckerman can finally grasp the subtext of conversations, maintain (somewhat) healthy relationships and spot narcissists before they ruin her life. What are the modern forties? What do we know once we reach them? What makes someone a "grown-up" anyway? And why didn't anyone warn us that we'd get cellulite on our arms? Part frank memoir, part hilarious investigation of daily life, There Are No Grown-Ups diagnoses the in-between decade when... • Everyone you meet looks a little bit familiar. • You're matter-of-fact about chin hair. • You can no longer wear anything ironically. • There's at least one sport your doctor forbids you to play. • You become impatient while scrolling down to your year of birth. • Your parents have stopped trying to change you. • You don't want to be with the cool people anymore; you want to be with your people. • You realize that everyone is winging it, some just do it more confidently. • You know that it's ok if you don't like jazz. Internationally best-selling author and New York Times contributor Pamela Druckerman leads us on a quest for wisdom, self-knowledge and the right pair of pants. A witty dispatch from the front lines of the forties, THERE ARE NO GROWN-UPS is a (midlife) coming-of-age story--and a book for anyone trying to find their place in the world.
| Author | : Christopher Hopkins |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 344 |
| Release | : 2010-01-01 |
| Genre | : Health & Fitness |
| ISBN | : 0757398448 |
Christopher Hopkins first became known as “The Makeover Guy” during his two appearances in Oprah’s over-50 makeover shows. Since then, he has dedicated his talents and passion for fashion, makeup, and hair care to this booming audience of women. In Staging Your Comeback, Hopkins champions women over 45, teaching them how to command attention by looking and feeling great. With compassion and brutal honesty, Hopkins tackles and rectifies problems that women face as they age. Hopkins’s simple tips and tricks help women create their own self-expression and turnaround common mistakes they make in fashion and hair and skin care. Some topics include: Gray or nay? Your ideal hair color Working with over-40 skin Discover your image profile Second-act ground rules Your ideal silhouette When symmetry goes south Myths and misconceptions Long hair in act two: Does it work? Managing curl What you need to know about undergarments Fads, trends, and classics
| Author | : Erin Cox |
| Publisher | : Hay House, Inc |
| Total Pages | : 329 |
| Release | : 2012-11-27 |
| Genre | : Health & Fitness |
| ISBN | : 1401939635 |
Skip the calorie counting—this gentle guide to post-pregnancy weight loss empowers new moms to make lifestyle changes that naturally lead to improved health and happiness After giving birth, even the most confident, fit, and spiritually centered women can feel depressed, overwhelmed by the responsibilities of motherhood, and disheartened by their postpartum bodies. Erin Cox knows exactly how they feel. She wrote One Hot Mama as a comprehensive guide to support, nurture, and steer women through a fun and completely doable process to lose unwanted pregnancy pounds and create an exceptional life. Erin understands that weight loss is an emotional process, and new mothers need to feel empowered and supported to make healthy lifestyle changes. New moms don’t have the time or energy to count calories, but rather need guidelines and easy-to-implement suggestions on how to improve their diet and exercise routines. Using a realistic approach that has proven to be effective, mothers will be encouraged to make positive life changes that will encourage weight loss, positive thinking, and self-love. Women who read this book will not only feel empowered and invigorated to get their bodies back in shape, but the positive changes will impact every single aspect of life—allowing them to live a joyous and fulfilled life as a woman and mother, even emerging happier and healthier than before getting pregnant.
| Author | : Corina Holden |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 328 |
| Release | : 2020-01-02 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781712191521 |
The Year-Round Outfit Guide for Moms was designed by Corina Holden, founder of Frump Fighters®, to help any busy mom achieve a sense of comfortable, everyday style on a budget--without the need for any personal fashion experience! You'll find an easy-to-follow wardrobe plan displaying the best pieces to have in your closet as well as detailed visuals showing you the 374 ways to combine the pieces into on-trend outfits for everyday #momlife, all year round. The guide is adaptable to any budget. You can save by finding the recommended pieces in your existing wardrobe and buying the rest at thrift stores (MANY go this route!) or you can choose to buy many of the exact pieces, blending them in with what you already own. Over 25,000 moms have already used the wardrobe plan to refresh their wardrobes with zero personal fashion savvy needed. This gorgeous, full-color book is 8.5'' by 11'' and will become your new best friend every morning. Getting dressed will actually be fun again, even if you're just staying home with the kids or playing chauffeur all day. You'll finally feel like a chic mom instead of a frumpy mom because the book will break it down so easily for you, it's impossible to fail. (Plus, you have direct access to Corina and thousands of other moms also using the book in the private Facebook group! You won't be alone.) You Get Way More Than Just a Book...Yes, the full-color book of outfit ideas is gorgeous. But you get so much more! The appendix gives you access to several other tools that you will LOVE.- Full color print copy AND eBook (which you can use to read on your phone or to print off extra copies of any pages)- List of clothing pieces needed- Links to exact or similar pieces online- Pre-filled shopping list- Step-by-step guide to shaping your capsule from your existing wardrobe- 374 outfits split evenly throughout the four seasons of the year (includes 14 dressy options for each season)- "At Home" and "Going Out" versions of each casual outfit- NEW: A picture of every single outfit formula on over 25 different real moms.- Stylist tips below outfit formulas (e.g. "Add belt; partially front-tuck")- Online gallery web app that makes it easy to sort and find specific outfits. Just swipe and choose what you want to wear! **A FAN FAVORITE!**- A comprehensive Shopping Guide with hundreds of additional shopping links for each item. (It's updated regularly so that you have a virtual shopping assistant at all times!- Active, supportive and private Facebook group to see the outfit ideas on other moms and ask for feedback or recommendations! You'll love this sweet community of moms fighting the frump together.- FREE BONUS #1: "Customize Your Capsule" Mini Course. Learn how to swap items in the plan like a pro. You'll also get step-by-step instructions for how to create your own color palette. Access to this mini course is included free!- FREE BONUS #2: Additional pre-designed color palettes to choose from. If you know your season type, you will love having a few season-specific color palette ideas to draw inspiration from in planning your own unique color palette to use on your wardrobe!Don't keep trying to figure out how to improve your style and change up your outfits.The outfit guide gives you everything you need to refresh your mom wardrobe on a budget and learn 374 new ways to wear your clothes every season of the year!Can't wait for you to get started.❤️ Corina Holden
| Author | : M. Gigi Durham |
| Publisher | : Abrams |
| Total Pages | : 288 |
| Release | : 2009-06-30 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 1590205944 |
Pop culture—and the advertising that surrounds it—teaches young girls and boys five myths about sex and sexuality: Girls don't choose boys, boys choose girls—but only sexy girls; there's only one kind of sexy—slender, curvy, white beauty; girls should work to be that type of sexy; the younger a girl is, the sexier she is; and sexual violence can be hot. Together, these five myths make up the Lolita Effect, the mass media trends that work to undermine girls’ self-confidence, that condone female objectification, and that tacitly foster sex crimes. But identifying these myths and breaking them down can help girls learn to recognize progressive and healthy sexuality and protect themselves from degrading media ideas and sexual vulnerability.
| Author | : Carol Tuttle |
| Publisher | : Live Your Truth Press |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2010 |
| Genre | : Beauty, Personal |
| ISBN | : 9780984402106 |
Discover your unique beauty profile-- the first step to dressing your truth and becoming your own beauty expert.
| Author | : Gail Collins |
| Publisher | : Little, Brown |
| Total Pages | : 432 |
| Release | : 2019-10-15 |
| Genre | : Social Science |
| ISBN | : 0316286494 |
The beloved New York Times columnist "inspires women to embrace aging and look at it with a new sense of hope" in this lively, fascinating, eye-opening look at women and aging in America (Parade Magazine). "You're not getting older, you're getting better," or so promised the famous 1970's ad -- for women's hair dye. Americans have always had a complicated relationship with aging: embrace it, deny it, defer it -- and women have been on the front lines of the battle, willingly or not. In her lively social history of American women and aging, acclaimed New York Times columnist Gail Collins illustrates the ways in which age is an arbitrary concept that has swung back and forth over the centuries. From Plymouth Rock (when a woman was considered marriageable if "civil and under fifty years of age"), to a few generations later, when they were quietly retired to elderdom once they had passed the optimum age for reproduction, to recent decades when freedom from striving in the workplace and caretaking at home is often celebrated, to the first female nominee for president, American attitudes towards age have been a moving target. Gail Collins gives women reason to expect the best of their golden years.
| Author | : LJ Charleston |
| Publisher | : Morgan James Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 167 |
| Release | : 2014-08 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 1614488592 |
At last, here’s a confronting yet humorous look at Mom stereotypes. Think you’re not a cliché? Think again! The Mommy Mafia is a walk-through guide to every conceivable Mom type, with each parenting style brutally revealed. Author LJ Charleston has created The Mommy Mafia as a primer to personality profiling for Moms. We all know a Boot Camp Mom, but recognizing you are one is part of the fun of taking a light look at the toughest job in the world – being a Mom. Olympic, Germ Phobic, Chardonnay, Runaway, Lazy, Wikipedia, or Afraid of the Sun Mom—which mother are you? The Mommy Mafia will make you: 1. laugh and enjoy 2. gain fresh understanding 3. change your perspective of other mothers 4. make changes in your own mothering Because The Mommy Mafia will: 1. poke fun at the mothering types 2. educate women about the different mothering types 3. reveal some of the reasons behind mothers’ behavior 4. allow mothers to recognize their own traits—good and bad—and perhaps set about “fixing” negative behavior
