Frog Jokes

Frog Jokes
Author: Arnie Lightning
Publisher:
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2016-07-08
Genre:
ISBN: 9781535122191

Funny Frog Jokes! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean frog jokes for children. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about frogs and toads. With cute and silly frog illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Funny Frog and Toad Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) Excellent for early and beginning readers Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Q: What kind of shoes do frogs like? A: Open toad sandals! ~HAHA!~ Q: What do frogs drink on a cold day? A: Hot croako! ~LOL!~ Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them! ~HAHA!~ Q: What do you say if you meet a toad? A: Warts new buddy? ~LOL!~ Funny and Hilarious Jokes About Frogs! This funny joke book is full of frog and toad jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about frogs and toads will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

Frog Jokes

Frog Jokes
Author: Joe King
Publisher: MARINE PUBLISHING
Total Pages: 53
Release:
Genre:
ISBN: 1387581899

Down by the Watering Hole

Down by the Watering Hole
Author: Erik Dunton
Publisher:
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2020-05-16
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781087861371

Parents, have you, or your child, ever wondered what happens in the jungle, when the sun goes down? In this brilliant, illustrated, rhyming, cartoon jungle safari, you will discover one amusing possibility. Enjoy this page-turning, soon-to-become a classic, children's picture book, with your young child to find out what happens in the jungle after the sun goes down. "It happens in the Jungle, Most every night. Down by the watering hole, Just out of sight. There's hippos and rhinos, Just to name a few. Lions, and leopards, And elephants too." -Erik Dunton You will see the jungle animals, along with a few other animal friends, meet at the watering hole for a fun-filled, all-night, dance party, and you will never know who will show-up next, to join in the fun!

Pretty Good Joke Book

Pretty Good Joke Book
Author: Garrison Keillor
Publisher: Blackstone Publishing
Total Pages:
Release: 2021-08-10
Genre: Humor
ISBN:

Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.

Poking a Dead Frog

Poking a Dead Frog
Author: Mike Sacks
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 475
Release: 2014-06-24
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0143123785

A NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER NAMED A BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR BY NPR Amy Poehler, Mel Brooks, Adam McKay, George Saunders, Bill Hader, Patton Oswalt, and many more take us deep inside the mysterious world of comedy in this fascinating, laugh-out-loud-funny book. Packed with behind-the-scenes stories—from a day in the writers’ room at The Onion to why a sketch does or doesn’t make it onto Saturday Night Live to how the BBC nearly erased the entire first season of Monty Python’s Flying Circus—Poking a Dead Frog is a must-read for comedy buffs, writers and pop culture junkies alike.

Just Joking

Just Joking
Author: National Geographic Kids
Publisher: National Geographic Books
Total Pages: 212
Release: 2012
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1426309309

Packed with the silly jokes that kids love--including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes and more--a fun-filled book will keep readers laughing page after page.

Virginia Hamilton

Virginia Hamilton
Author: Virginia Hamilton
Publisher: Blue Sky Press (AZ)
Total Pages: 368
Release: 2010
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780439271936

Twenty-six works by the distinguished children's book author illuminate the creative energy behind her artistry while speaking to a new generation of readers, introducing them to her literary vision and stunning body of writing which include Newbery Medal and National Book Award winners.

WTF, Evolution?!

WTF, Evolution?!
Author: Mara Grunbaum
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
Total Pages: 273
Release: 2014-10-07
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0761184104

We all have our off days. Why should Evolution be any different? Maybe Evolution got carried away with an idea that was just a little too crazy—like having the Regal Horned Lizard defend itself by shooting three-foot streams of blood from its eyes. Or maybe Evolution ran out of steam (Memo to Evolution: The Irrawaddy Dolphin looks like a prototype that should have been left on the drawing board). Or maybe Evolution was feeling cheeky—a fish with hands? Joke’s on you, Red Handfish! Or maybe Evolution simply goofed up: How else to explain the overgrown teeth of the babirusas that curl backward over their face? Oops. Mara Grunbaum is a very smart, very funny science writer who celebrates the best—or, really, the worst—of Evolution’s blunders. Here are more than 100 outlandish mammals, reptiles, insects, fish, birds, and other creatures whose very existence leaves us shaking our heads and muttering WTF?! Ms. Grunbaum’s especially brilliant stroke is to personify Evolution as a well-meaning but somewhat oblivious experimenter whose conversations with a skeptical narrator are hilarious. For almost 4 billion years, Evolution has produced a nonstop parade of inflatable noses, bizarre genitalia, and seriously awkward necks. What a comedian!

The Frog Alphabet Book

The Frog Alphabet Book
Author: Jerry Pallotta
Publisher: Charlesbridge Publishing
Total Pages: 35
Release: 1990-02-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0881064629

A is for Amazon Horned Frog. B is for Blue-legged Strawberry Frog. C is for Crested Newt. What other amphibians can you think of? Learn more about these sometimes cute, sometimes dangerous, but always fascinating animals in THE FROG ALPHABET BOOK. Jerry Pallotta and Ralph Masiello explore the ponds, look under rocks, and dig in the mud to bring you this colorful and fun way to learn more than the alphabet.

My Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Silly Book of Pranks

My Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Silly Book of Pranks
Author: Matt Lucas
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
Total Pages: 160
Release: 2021-04-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0008491364

A hilarious new book of pranks from multi-award-winning actor and comedian MATT LUCAS – star of The Great British Bake Off and creator of Thank You, Baked Potato, an official UK download chart-topper and Amazon bestseller!