Fritz the Farting Reindeer

Fritz the Farting Reindeer
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher: Humor Heals Us
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2020-09-24
Genre:
ISBN: 9781953399175

Leading up to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Fritz the Reindeer is one of the contenders but he has a small problem: He has gas. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com.

Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas

Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher:
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2020-11-27
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9781953399144

Fritz doesn't know it, but he's a big part of saving Christmas this year. Rudolph's red nose has stopped shining. Now, Santa has no light to guide him. How will he find his way to the children's homes? A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or anytime of the year! Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com

Freddie The Farting Snowman

Freddie The Farting Snowman
Author: Jane Bexley
Publisher:
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2020-10-27
Genre:
ISBN:

Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list

Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred

Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher: Farting Adventures
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2021-01-11
Genre:
ISBN: 9781637310274

Fred doesn't want to get up. Mainly because it's a holiday he doesn't like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world. Our gas carries us Up the Eiffel Tower. Then past the Arc de Triomphe With full fart power. Share this new funny story for Valentine's Day or any day of the year to learn all about famous landmarks and world travel. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey, Frank the Farting Flamingo, Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin, Fairy the Farting Unicorn, and Fritz the Farting Reindeer.

Farley Farts

Farley Farts
Author: Birte Müller
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 30
Release: 2024-03-05
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0735845468

Everyone’s favorite tushy-tooting frog is back! A humorous story for silly kids who erupt in laughter at the word FART! Farley the frog has a problem—he can’t stop farting. While his sister thinks it’s funny, his parents and his teacher are not amused. The doctor says it’s only gas and it will pass. The trouble is, it does! Comic pictures and a tongue-in-cheek text relate how Farley and his family learn that it’s better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain!

Frank the Farting Flamingo

Frank the Farting Flamingo
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher: Humor Heals Us
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2020-09-24
Genre:
ISBN: 9781953399274

Warning: This book may cause farting. Frank is an ordinary flamingo, except for one small problem: He has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is. Fortunately, he explains farting is so common that there are different kinds of names for each fart. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com

Book of Bunny Farts

Book of Bunny Farts
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher: Farting Adventures
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2021-02-03
Genre: Easter Bunny
ISBN: 9781637310960

The Easter Bunny must eat a lot to give him energy to deliver all the Easter eggs? Eating gives him energy, but it also means he farts a lot. In this hilarious book, the Easter Bunny explains all the different kinds of Easter farts bunnies release.

Taylor the Tooting Turkey

Taylor the Tooting Turkey
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher:
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2020-09-24
Genre:
ISBN: 9781953399311

Warning: This book may cause tooting. Taylor is a fine turkey, except for one small problem: She has gas. She can't help it; it's just the way she is. Fortunately, she explains it's so common that there are different kinds of names for each toot. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com

Girls Don't Fart, Okay!!

Girls Don't Fart, Okay!!
Author: Lisa Regan
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2022
Genre: Children's stories
ISBN: 9781488946066

Ehtan, Marty, Fizz and Sam are looking for an answer. To find it, they must follow mermaids, pixies and a dancer. They need to know, once and for all! They must find out, quick-smart, the answer to life's most important question: Do girls fart?

Felix the Farting Elf

Felix the Farting Elf
Author: Erik Anderson
Publisher:
Total Pages: 38
Release: 2020-12-06
Genre:
ISBN:

Are you seeking a "tootastic" stocking stuffer, silly bedtime story, fun classroom read aloud, or clever brain break with comic relief and nonstop giggles? Meet Felix, a hilarious elf with a "gut wrenching" problem: he's "lack toast" intolerant! Plus, it's a "SMELLY" good time, written in rhyme, illustrated with holiday swag, and stuffed with kid-friendly humor to make you bell laugh or snort: "Remember Felix when you're feeling bloated. He had a secret talent but never gloated! Embrace your gifts and share with others: family, friends, neighbors, elves, sisters, and brothers!" Grab this bum-busting funny children's book about farts and toots because it's better than Rudolph's root beer or Grandma Gertie's eggnog! Hang it under the tree or menorah as a zany holiday gift or year-round literary celebration of puns, jokes, themes of, friendship, team work, tolerance, and gas galore!