The Ultimate French Bulldog Joke Book

The Ultimate French Bulldog Joke Book
Author: Frannie D. Frenchie
Publisher:
Total Pages: 46
Release: 2017-11-11
Genre:
ISBN: 9781979655798

Why do French Bulldogs hate the rain? They're afraid of stepping in a poodle! Why do Frenchies run in circles? 'Cause it's too hard to run in squares! The Ultimate French Bulldog Joke Book is a super funny collection of Frenchie jokes just for kids. The jokes are accompanied by beautifully illustrated color artwork. This is the perfect novelty gift for any French Bulldog lover! Want an unusual or weird gift for that special Frenchie lover? Did you just get a Frenchie Puppy and want to reward their training with some amazing Frenchie jokes? This is the book for you! The only book FOR and ABOUT French bulldogs! "Funniest book about Frenchies! EVER!" - Peter M. "Best Frenchie Gift!" - Jane D. Readers will have a blast with this Frenchie book filled with clean jokes, one liners, fart humor, and puns that you'll just have to share with friends, kids, and family. It's the perfect funny present for French Bulldog lovers, Frenchie Puppy enthusiasts, and anyone up for dog humor at its very best. Your search for the best Frenchie joke book is over! This Ultimate French Bulldog joke book is guaranteed to have you, and your puppy rolling on the floor begging for more! So TREAT yourself to this side-splitting experience or give this funny gift of Frenchies to others! Here's why The Frenchie Joke Book is the best kind of joke book: * Funny Jokes about French Bulldogs * Excellent unusual gift for any Frenchie lover * Cute and colorful illustrations * Hours of fun and entertainment * Perfect for long trips, during half time or while waiting for the pizza delivery guy!

Manny the Frenchie's Art of Happiness

Manny the Frenchie's Art of Happiness
Author: Manny the Frenchie
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 162
Release: 2017-06-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1501158295

Based on his popular Instagram feed @Manny_the_Frenchie and Facebook profile, this is an illustrated and humorous guide to living a happy and fulfilling life by “the most famous French bulldog in the world…who’s downright amazing” (Buzzfeed.com). In 2011, Manny was the runt of the litter and on his way to a shelter. But when his parents scooped him up, named him after the world famous boxer, Manny Pacquiao, and began posting photos of him sleeping in their sink accompanied by humorous, optimistic captions, Manny went viral. Whether he’s wearing sunglasses, hitting up music festivals, or sleeping in adorable costumes, this little Frenchie always encourages a positive, do-gooder outlook to his followers. Packed with cheeky humor, witty wisdom, and charming anecdotes, Manny the Frenchie’s Art of Happiness will satisfy dog lovers of all breeds.

Health and Welfare of Brachycephalic (Flat-faced) Companion Animals

Health and Welfare of Brachycephalic (Flat-faced) Companion Animals
Author: Rowena Packer
Publisher: CRC Press
Total Pages: 417
Release: 2021-08-05
Genre: Medical
ISBN: 0429553811

Health and welfare issues of brachycephalic (flat-faced) animals are one of the most pressing problems facing companion animals right now. Dogs, in particular, are suffering from a ‘brachycephalic crisis’ resulting from a perfect storm where predispositions to an array of health issues are amplified by a population boom for certain brachycephalic breeds such as the French Bulldog and Pug. But yet, for many owners, these dogs represent the perfect companion: endearing personas and cute looks in a socially desirable package. So where is the truth in all of this? This book will equip veterinary professionals, animal welfare scientists, breeders and owners with the fuller story about brachycephalic health and welfare. The first half of the book provides the context of how and why we are in this crisis, offering in-depth historical, social, ethical, communication, nursing, welfare, epidemiological, genetics and international perspectives. The second half shifts towards the clinical arena, with chapters that cover the background, diagnosis, treatment and prevention of the many unique healthcare needs of brachycephalic animals. Cutting-edge knowledge is shared on a range of disciplines including respiratory disease, ophthalmology, dermatology, dentistry, neurology, obesity, reproduction and anesthesia. With twenty chapters written by world-leading experts, lifetimes of experience and knowledge are condensed into the first book dedicated exclusively to brachycephaly in companion animals. This essential reference resource will inform, challenge and stimulate; it will open your mind to new opportunities for you to improve the welfare of brachycephalic animals by your personal and collective choices and actions. But prepare to be surprised: you may just find that your views on brachycephaly in companion animals will be changed forever.

My Favorite Girlfriend Was a French Bulldog

My Favorite Girlfriend Was a French Bulldog
Author: Legna Rodriguez Iglesias
Publisher: McSweeney's
Total Pages: 152
Release: 2020-07-14
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781944211776

My Favorite Girlfriend was a French Bulldog is a novel told in fifteen stories, linked by the same protagonist, our narrator, who--in her own voice and channeling the voices of others--creates an unsparing, multigenerational portrait of her native Cuba. Though she feels suffocated by the island and decides to leave, hers is not just a political novel--nor just a queer novel, an immigrant novel, a feminist novel--but a deeply existential one, in which mortality, corporeality, bureaucracy, emotional and physical violence, and the American Dream define the long journey of our narrator and her beloved pet dog, who gives the book both its title and its unforgettable ending. In its daring style and structure--both playful and profound, youthful and mature - and its frank discussion of political and sexual identity, My Favorite Girlfriend was a French Bulldog marks the emergence of an original and essential new voice.

French Bulldog The French Bulldog Bible

French Bulldog The French Bulldog Bible
Author: Susanne Saben
Publisher: DYM Worldwide Publishers
Total Pages: 135
Release: 2017-02-01
Genre: Pets
ISBN: 1911355414

"Very specific to the Frenchie - not just generic dog info- has been hard to find elsewhere." - Tom Laswick, Phoenix, AZ.- "Hilarious pictures and the in-depth - Frenchie specific practical and creative tips... the author sure knows a lot!"- Jessica Stanton, Atlanta, GA.- "Really great guide with refreshing and fun writing style- and has saved me a lot of money already- Love my Frenchies!" - Tess Macallister, Northampton, England.- FRENCH BULLDOG: THE FRENCH BULLDOG BIBLE is everything you need to know about French Bulldogs! Everything is covered: -This one-stop resource will help you to care for, train, & build a successful partnership with your French Bulldog, & makes a great gift for new French Bulldog owners.- -Canine author Susanne Saben has produced the most in-depth & up-to-date book yet on the French Bulldog yet. The 130 pages are easy to read & packed full of practical info & French Bulldog breeders' tips on everything you need to know about getting to know, caring for & living with the incredibly cute French Bulldog! For French Bulldog Puppies - You'll Learn:- -How to prepare Your Home for the French Bulldog- -What to do when Your French Bulldog puppy first arrives- -French Bulldog Sleeping Arrangements- -Getting through the first week with the French Bulldog- -French Bulldog Exercise - how much and what type -Crate training for your French Bulldog- -French Bulldog Housetraining- -French Bulldog Socialization - what does it mean and how to do it right- -French Bulldog Training and Obedience- -How to avoid the missteps which could make Your French Bulldog's personality not turn out right.- -French Bulldog: The French Bulldog Bible is full of tried-and-tested personalized advice on what to expect & all aspects of life with your French Bulldog- For anyone who hasn't chosen their French Bulldog yet there is:- -French Bulldog variations and color patterns.- -French Bulldog hybrids and how to tell purebred from mixes- -French Bulldog Personality vs Other Competing Breeds- -French Bulldog Breeders- What to look for (and to AVOID!- "this alone is worth the purchase price")- -Where NOT to Buy a French Bulldog- -How to Pick a Healthy French Bulldog Puppy or French Bulldog Adult- -French Bulldog Temperament: Quickly understanding the Temperament of the exact French Bulldog You're considering- -French Bulldog Socialization: Preventing Anti-Social Behavior- -Learn about French Bulldog Food- What breeders recommend, Feeding Puppies, Raw Diets, Avoiding Food Allergies, Understanding Dog Food Labels, & Feeding Older Dogs.- -French Bulldog Health In Depth-: including Ears, Skin, Allergies, Spaying, Neutering, Vaccinations- -French Bulldog common illnesses and how to avoid them!- -Renowned world expert advice on grooming & caring for the French Bulldog coat & skin, and the BEST activities to make them shine!- So what are You waiting for? Click the Add to Cart Button Now on the Top Right of This Page- to get Yours Now and discover what makes the French Bulldog so great! -PS: This is not a run-of-the-mill French Bulldog book... it is for true French Bulldog lovers- full of real world advice on how to make the most of your French Bulldog's life and journey together!- " Click the Add to Cart Button Now on the Top Right of This Page- to get Yours Now!-

Basteele the French Bulldog

Basteele the French Bulldog
Author: Sharon Rojohn
Publisher: Dorrance Publishing
Total Pages: 51
Release: 2018-04-17
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 148095604X

Basteele the French Bulldog: Book 2 – My New Sister By: Sharon Rojohn Basteele is back with a new adventure - and a new title: Big brother! But for Basteele, the experience of getting a new sister is not a welcomed one. Follow along as he confronts the challenges that come with the addition of his new baby sister, such as jealousy and learning to share, while also discovering the wonder, fun, and unconditional love that she has to offer. The Basteele the French Bulldog series is an easy read for young children that is cute and funny, and parents and pet owners alike will love that, in its own lighthearted spirit, it draws many parallels between raising children and adopting pets.

Single Dad's Unexpected Reunion

Single Dad's Unexpected Reunion
Author: Traci Douglass
Publisher: Harlequin
Total Pages: 192
Release: 2023-07-25
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0369738128

When the hotshot surgeon returns to her hometown, she never expects to run into the single dad again…or for their attraction to still be this powerful! Find out what happens in the latest Harlequin Medical Romance novel by Traci Douglass. Her temporary return… Their explosive reunion! Hotshot plastic surgeon Cassandra is unexpectedly back in her small hometown. And stunned to see Dr. Brock again! She’s no longer the timid med student with an unrequited crush. But single dad Brock’s changed too… He’s a serious workaholic raising his daughter alone. Yet as they consult on a case together, Cassie realizes her desire is as powerful as ever. And, apparently, it’s mutual! From Harlequin Medical: Life and love in the world of modern medicine. Wyckford General Hospital Book 1: Single Dad's Unexpected Reunion

All about Frenchie - the Ultimate Guide

All about Frenchie - the Ultimate Guide
Author: Frenchie Shop
Publisher:
Total Pages: 274
Release: 2020-07-06
Genre:
ISBN:

Owning a French Bulldog can be exciting but what is even more exciting is caring for them the best way possible. Not every dog owner knows what to do or how to react when their dog falls sick or acts in a funny manner that sometimes leaves you frustrated. We understand that every French Bulldog has its own peculiarity and this has helped us to advise as well as educate Frenchie lovers on what to expect from their Frenchie buddies. We decided to come up with a French Bulldog Guide named "All about French Bulldog" which contains every bit of information you need to know about your Frenchie. This is the best guide ever that is suitable for everybody both new and experienced Frenchie owners. The 250 pages are packed with common issues that are experienced by Frenchies which we have carefully outlined together with practical solutions so you are properly groomed on how to take care of your Frenchie throughout its lifetime. You will also learn how best to respond to general issues that are associated with Frenchies such as depression, allergies, infection, vomiting, stomach aches, dieting and calories intake. All these and more are what we discussed in this book which helps you to administer safety treatments to your Frenchie first before getting to the vet.This is definitely your go-to-guide each time you want to learn a new trick or solve a puzzle about your Frenchie. Every single page in this book is a good value for your money's worth and being well informed about your French Bulldog is worth the time and effort put into reading through the pages while you are sipping your wine and taking popcorn. We all love our buddies and there is no better way to take care of them than knowing what to do and sticking to your guts that you are doing the right thing. Get this today, and be a better Frenchie mom or Dad.

Under One Roof

Under One Roof
Author: Samantha Tonge
Publisher: Boldwood Books Ltd
Total Pages: 345
Release: 2022-02-09
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1804154024

‘Such a joy of a book’ Faith Hogan, author of The Ladies’ Midnight Swimming Club ‘Family stalemates are unravelled in this moving novel about three strong women told with Samantha’s warmth, humour and empathy’ Zoe Folbigg, author of The Note ‘Heartwarming tale of family rifts and reunions across three generations with a generous helping of wonderful 80s nostalgia. A lovely read!’ Ruth Hogan, author of The Keeper of Lost Things One forgotten discovery will change three women’s lives for ever... Robin hasn’t been home for decades. After running away to London, she never expected to see her cantankerous mother, Faye, again. But when Faye has a fall, the two women are thrown together once more. The years apart have not made their hearts grow fonder and the ground between them is unsteady. Then Robin finds an unopened scroll – the last of the treasure hunts her much-missed father used to take them on every Sunday. A hunt he believed might change everything. Yet, not even this gift from her beloved father can smooth the way until Robin’s daughter, Amber, arrives to meet her grandmother for the first time. Amber is determined that the decades-old mystery be solved. Can a 30-year-old treasure hunt really 'change everything'? What readers are saying about Under One Roof: ‘Hang on to your leg warmers, because underneath this nostalgic step back in time is an achingly perceptive, beautifully written exploration of the complicated bonds between mothers and daughters. I adored it’ Shari Low 'A gorgeous tale of a divided family facing the past via a treasure hunt, beautifully written and full of fabulous 80s nostalgia.' Jessica Redland ‘Omg I've needed this book. I think all multi-generational homes do too’ NetGalley Reviewer ‘An uplifting, yet emotional story about what it means to be family. You’ll laugh and you’ll cry’ Sian O’Gorman 'I fell right into the tale and was fully invested in these authentic characters’ NetGalley Reviewer ‘I found this book tender, moving and intensely honest’ Celia Anderson ‘I highly recommend this book and feel that it is a beautiful story’ NetGalley Reviewer 'Warm, wise and wonderfully nostalgic' Alex Brown ‘Uplifting and serious at the same time, I absolutely loved it’ NetGalley Reviewer ‘A heartfelt and thought-provoking read’ Sarah Bennett ‘I didn’t like this book, I loved it’ NetGalley Reviewer 'A fabulous read that I totally devoured' Katie Ginger 'A wonderful mix of contemporary fiction and family life' NetGalley Reviewer 'Highly, highly recommended reading!' Jaimie Adams 'I’ve read a few of Samantha’s books now, but I think this one is my favourite' NetGalley Reviewer ‘Heartfelt, candid, witty and emotional’ SD Robertson ‘Once I started reading this book, I couldn’t put it down’ NetGalley Reviewer ‘A warm and wise book of healing, forgiveness and wonderful 80s nostalgia. A twinkling 5 stars!’ Fiona Collins ‘A real warts and all story about relationships between mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, and teenage friends growing up. . . A really uplifting read’ NetGalley Reviewer

Safe at Home

Safe at Home
Author: Debra Jo Cloud
Publisher: Dorrance Publishing
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2022-09-14
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN:

Safe at Home By: Debra Jo Cloud After the death of their mother, Julie’s dad decides to move her and her siblings Jo Beth and Jack across the country, from California to Illinois, to start life anew in his hometown on the Mississippi. Despite her grief and her new surroundings, Julie learns to love her new home, making friends at school and learning how to skip rocks with her father in the mighty Mississippi. However, her sister Jo Beth is not getting along so well, spending all her time with the boy next door and sneaking out at night to drink with her friends. Safe at Home tells the story of one family’s ability to overcome grief and become closer and stronger than they ever have before.