Fifty Shades of Chicken

Fifty Shades of Chicken
Author: F.L. Fowler
Publisher: Clarkson Potter
Total Pages: 162
Release: 2012-11-13
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 0385345224

Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more! Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. “I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious. So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more. With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

Cooking for Fifty

Cooking for Fifty
Author: Chet Holden
Publisher: Wiley
Total Pages: 0
Release: 1993-05-06
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 9780471570158

A sourcebook of 300 contemporary, healthful recipes and references that balances common sense with uncommon ideas. Includes nutrient breakdowns for all recipes, alternative instructions for microwave, food processors and other time-saving equipment as well as realistic food costs for a wide range of operations and budgets. The reference section contains a brief course on cooking techniques, conversion charts, equipment capacities, cooking times, recipe reduction and expansion tables and both U.S. and metric measurements.

Food Aid After Fifty Years

Food Aid After Fifty Years
Author: Christopher B. Barrett
Publisher: Routledge
Total Pages: 344
Release: 2007-05-07
Genre: Business & Economics
ISBN: 1135992967

This book analyzes the impact food aid programmes have had over the past fifty years, assessing the current situation as well as future prospects. Issues such as political expediency, the impact of international trade and exchange rates are put under the microscope to provide the reader with a greater understanding of this important subject matter. This book will prove vital to students of development economics and development studies and those working in the field.

What the F*@# Should I Make for Dinner?

What the F*@# Should I Make for Dinner?
Author: Zach Golden
Publisher: Running Press Adult
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2011-09-27
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 0762441771

Don’t know what to make for dinner? Is every evening an occasion for duress and deliberation? No more! What the F*@# Should I Make For Dinner? gets everyone off their a**es and in the kitchen. Derived from the incredibly popular website, whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com, the book functions like a "Choose your own adventure” cookbook, with options on each page for another f*@#ing idea for dinner. With 50 recipes to choose from, guided by affrontingly creative navigational prompts, both meat-eaters and vegetarians can get cooking and leave their indecisive selves behind.

Food for Fifty

Food for Fifty
Author: Grace Severance Shugart
Publisher: MacMillan Publishing Company
Total Pages: 776
Release: 1989
Genre: Cooking
ISBN:

Abstract: This text compiles basic information recipes, and guidelines needed for planning and preparing food in quantity. Intended for use by students in quantity food production and as a reference for persons in foodservice management, the material is organized in a four-part format which includes: general information, recipes, menu development, and special meals and receptions.

ChefMD's Big Book of Culinary Medicine

ChefMD's Big Book of Culinary Medicine
Author: John La Puma
Publisher: Harmony
Total Pages: 322
Release: 2009
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 0307394638

Integrating nutritional science with culinary expertise, a physician explains how to prevent disease, shed pounds, and promote overall health by using foods that tempt the palate while promoting the body's immunity.

Fifty Ways to Cook Most Everything

Fifty Ways to Cook Most Everything
Author: Andrew Schloss
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 1992
Genre: Quick and easy cookery
ISBN: 9780671734510

Even the most resourceful cook runs out of ideas from time to time, but here's a book that will solve that problem forever. With 50 chapters covering different foods, culinary themes, and techniques--each presenting 50 recipes--this imaginative and practical book is a cornucopia of cooking inspiration. Features 2,500 terrific recipes. 2-color art throughout.

Fifty Shades of Kale

Fifty Shades of Kale
Author: Drew Ramsey
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 241
Release: 2013-07-02
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 0062272896

Kale gets sexy in Fifty Shades of Kale by Drew Ramsey, M.D., and Jennifer Iserloh, with 50 recipes that are mouth-wateringly delicious and do a body good. Release yourself from the bondage of guilt and start cooking meals with the ingredients you love: meat, cheese, and yes—even butter. Nutrient-rich kale provides essential vitamins and minerals to keep you healthy, happy, and lean—so you can indulge in your most delicious desires. Whether you’re a cooking novice or a real kale submissive, you will undoubtedly succumb to Kale’s charms. From Mushroom and Kale Risotto to Kale Kiwi Gazpacho, Fifty Shade of Kale offers simple ways to have your kale and eat it, too, as well as nutritional information, cooking tips, and a tutorial on kale in all her glorious shades. Indulge your culinary passions with Fifty Shades of Kale: 50 Fresh and Satisfying Recipes That Are Bound to Please.

Fictitious Dishes

Fictitious Dishes
Author: Dinah Fried
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 245
Release: 2014-04-15
Genre: Art
ISBN: 006227984X

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE GREAT FICTION AND FOOD Pairing approximately 50 charming photographic re-creations of meals from classic and contemporary literature—all prepared, styled, and shot by the author—with relevant excerpts, Fictitious Dishes is an innovative gift book for literature lovers, foodies, as well as design and book junkies. Fictitious Dishes presents these imaginative pairings in an eye-catching format. Along with the excerpt from the original work, each entry includes information about food, the author, their works, and the food itself. Fun facts—Proust's infamous madeleine made its appearance on the printed page the same year the Oreo was invented, for example—along with anecdotes about writers, their works, and their culinary predilections, fill the charming book from start to finish. Among the highlighted meals are: Alice’s Adventures in Wonderful: The Mad Hatter’s Tea Party The Bell Jar: Crab-stuffed Avocado The Catcher in the Rye: Cheese sandwich and Malted The Corrections: Cupcakes and Chardonnay Emma: Picnic Lunch The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo: Open-faced Sandwich with Coffee The Great Gatsby: “Glistening Hors-d’oeuvre” and cocktail Middlesex: Hercules “flexing” hotdog On the Road: Apple Pie with Ice Cream To Kill a Mockingbird: Fried Chicken, Tomatoes, Beans, Scuppernong, and Rolls To the Lighthouse: Boeuf en Daube Comprehensive and entertaining, Fictitious Dishes is an irresistible impulse buy, and makes the perfect gift for food, literature, and design aficionados for every occasion.