Flowers and Shit Midnight Edition

Flowers and Shit Midnight Edition
Author: Immature Coloring
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 68
Release: 2016-04-25
Genre:
ISBN: 9781532841712

BUY NOW PRICE WILL GO UP! THIS IS THE MIDNIGHT/BLACKOUT VERSION OF FLOWERS AND SHIT. Use neon or bright colors to make these pages GLOW! Want some inappropriate, Sassy, Sweary glowing shit?This book is a stress reliever with fancy glowing sweary wordsThis book will deliver lots of swear words and sas ! 28 glowing Pages to color 6 Bonus glowing Mandalas 36 Total coloring pages! Some with glowing swear words Single sided 60lbs Paper suitable for most mediums! Including markers and gel pens Perfect for all the glowing swears Pages do not go to the edges of the page making it easier to color them. Pages avoid Gutter area.For optimal glowing Swearyness for your Colouring Portrait style pages What is included in the book? Alcohol references, Insults, and swears, Swear, Swear, dirty and sassy sayings Along with flowers of course! With a black background, Someone turned the lights out on this coloring book! It glows. What are the sayings included in this glowing Sweary edition of Flowers and shit? McNasty Do not ever doubt my ability to find shit out. Netflix and Chill? I look pretty and play dirty! LameAss Don't marry rich, Be rich Love Fucking Hurts Strong women Get shit done! I got heels higher than your standards Sometimes Life is too fucking complicated! If someone hates you for no reason, Give that motherfucker a reason Anus Sexy Bitch Spank me Fucking fancy I own you You're mine motherfucker I'm not a princess, I don't need saving. I'm a queen and I got this shit handled. Flowers & Shit I tried to say no to the vodka, But it's 40% stronger than me. Badassy I can't adult today Blow jobs are flowers for men! You are an asshole Just let Karma take care of that bitch for you I'm allergic to bullshit and negativity. Classy, Sassy and a bit Smart assy, Swearing is fun! Get this book and Enjoy these Swear words and funny sas wordsAdult swear word coloring bookswear word coloring book for adultssweary wordsswear word color bookStress Relieving fancy sweary wordsColoring flowers for adults

F*ck That Shit ! Cactus Coloring Book Midnight Edition Vol.1

F*ck That Shit ! Cactus Coloring Book Midnight Edition Vol.1
Author: Gomez Sanchez
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 68
Release: 2016-11-25
Genre:
ISBN: 9781540638144

Adult Coloring Book: Hilarious Swear words to Color with cute cactus ... Fun! Fun! Fun! Let your creative mind run wild This Season! 25 Original Artist Designs, High Resolution A Hilarious Coloring Book!!! *Printed on one side of the paper *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing *Swear word designs with Santa, ornaments, snowman, an Elf, candy canes, reindeer, and so much More. Scroll Up Now and CLICK BUY to Get started on the Fun Immediately

Sublime Flowers - Midnight Edition

Sublime Flowers - Midnight Edition
Author: Johannaz Bq
Publisher:
Total Pages: 54
Release: 2020-09-15
Genre:
ISBN:

GRAB ONE FOR YOURSELF OR GIVE IT AS A GIFT This adult coloring book is a relaxing stress reliever that will help you manage anxiety and boredom. Inside you will find 25 beautiful floral illustrations on a black background, with a stress relieving designs to color and show off your inner artist. The images vary in complexity. Each coloring page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleeding.

Flowers at Midnight

Flowers at Midnight
Author: Nick Sweet
Publisher: Next Chapter
Total Pages: 267
Release: 2022-12-04
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Leader of the opposition, Sir Alex Bolton, is being blackmailed. After dancer Bella takes pictures of him with a spy camera, people in high places plan to make sure that nothing prevents Sir Alex from becoming Britain’s next prime minister. While Bella is shacked up with her new lover Martin, her bank robber ex-boyfriend Joey shows up at their doorstep after getting an early release from prison. A stash of 3 million pounds is hidden somewhere, and the fellow bank robbers he ratted on are after him and the money. After Chief Inspector Preston and Detective Sergeant Johnson are called to investigate, bodies start to pile up at an alarming rate, and they must navigate the investigation while under pressure to avoid a PR nightmare.

Bloody Genius

Bloody Genius
Author: John Sandford
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 384
Release: 2019-10-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0525536620

Virgil Flowers will have to watch his back--and his mouth--as he investigates a college culture war turned deadly in another one of Sandford's "madly entertaining Virgil Flowers mysteries" (New York Times Book Review). At the local state university, two feuding departments have faced off on the battleground of science and medicine. Each carries their views to extremes that may seem absurd, but highly educated people of sound mind and good intentions can reasonably disagree, right? Then a renowned and confrontational scholar winds up dead, and Virgil Flowers is brought in to investigate . . . and as he probes the recent ideological unrest, he soon comes to realize he's dealing with people who, on this one particular issue, are functionally crazy. Among this group of wildly impassioned, diametrically opposed zealots lurks a killer, and it will be up to Virgil to sort the murderer from the mere maniacs.

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
Author: John Berendt
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 417
Release: 1994-01-13
Genre: True Crime
ISBN: 0679429220

NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A modern classic of true crime, set in a most beguiling Southern city—now in a 30th anniversary edition with a new afterword by the author “Elegant and wicked . . . might be the first true-crime book that makes the reader want to book a bed and breakfast for an extended weekend at the scene of the crime.”—The New York Times Book Review Shots rang out in Savannah’s grandest mansion in the misty, early morning hours of May 2, 1981. Was it murder or self-defense? For nearly a decade, the shooting and its aftermath reverberated throughout this hauntingly beautiful city of moss-hung oaks and shaded squares. In this sharply observed, suspenseful, and witty narrative, John Berendt skillfully interweaves a hugely entertaining first-person account of life in this isolated remnant of the Old South with the unpredictable twists and turns of a landmark murder case. It is a spellbinding story peopled by a gallery of remarkable characters: the well-bred society ladies of the Married Woman’s Card Club; the turbulent young gigolo; the hapless recluse who owns a bottle of poison so powerful it could kill every man, woman, and child in Savannah; the aging and profane Southern belle who is the “soul of pampered self-absorption”; the uproariously funny drag queen; the acerbic and arrogant antiques dealer; the sweet-talking, piano-playing con artist; young people dancing the minuet at the black debutante ball; and Minerva, the voodoo priestess who works her magic in the graveyard at midnight. These and other Savannahians act as a Greek chorus, with Berendt revealing the alliances, hostilities, and intrigues that thrive in a town where everyone knows everyone else. Brilliantly conceived and masterfully written, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil is a sublime and seductive reading experience.

Flowers In The Attic

Flowers In The Attic
Author: V.C. Andrews
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 411
Release: 2011-02-08
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1451636946

Celebrate the fortieth anniversary of the enduring gothic masterpiece Flowers in the Attic—the unforgettable forbidden love story that earned V.C. Andrews a fiercely devoted fan base and became an international cult classic. At the top of the stairs there are four secrets hidden—blond, innocent, and fighting for their lives… They were a perfect and beautiful family—until a heartbreaking tragedy shattered their happiness. Now, for the sake of an inheritance that will ensure their future, the children must be hidden away out of sight, as if they never existed. They are kept in the attic of their grandmother’s labyrinthine mansion, isolated and alone. As the visits from their seemingly unconcerned mother slowly dwindle, the four children grow ever closer and depend upon one another to survive both this cramped world and their cruel grandmother. A suspenseful and thrilling tale of family, greed, murder, and forbidden love, Flowers in the Attic is the unputdownable first novel of the epic Dollanganger family saga. The Dollanganger series includes: Flowers in the Attic, Petals in the Wind, If There Be Thorns, Seeds of Yesterday, Garden of Shadows, Beneath the Attic, and Out of the Attic.

Fuck This Shit Swear Word Coloring Book

Fuck This Shit Swear Word Coloring Book
Author: Color Magic Art
Publisher:
Total Pages: 60
Release: 2021-11-15
Genre:
ISBN:

The Fuck This Shit adult coloring book is the perfect stress reliever when you're fed up and want to vent and relax. Features of this Book 28 interesting and intricate mandala coloring pages. It measures 8.5x11 with book industry perfect binding, a sturdy matte cover, and white pages that are great for pencil, crayon, gel pens or markers. Designs are printed only on one side of each sheet of paper to prevent bleedthrough.

Dear Asshole

Dear Asshole
Author: Jillian Madison
Publisher: Running Press Adult
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2011-08-02
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780762442867

Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again! Letters include: Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space Dear Asshole Who Doesn't Know How to Use Self-Checkout Dear Contagious Asshole Dear Constantly Broke Asshole Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks Dear Asshole Boss Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door And more!

Edge of Midnight

Edge of Midnight
Author: Charlene Weir
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 306
Release: 2007-03-06
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0312347979

Fleeing her abusive police officer husband, Mitch, Cary Black seeks refuge in the tiny town of Hampstead, Kansas, but she is terrified to discover that the woman who is supposed to shelter her has vanished.