FHM Presents the Best of Bar-room Jokes

FHM Presents the Best of Bar-room Jokes
Author: For Him Magazine Staff
Publisher:
Total Pages: 164
Release: 2003
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781844429714

FHM Presents The Best of Bar-Room Jokes sold over 40,000 books. People couldn't get enough of the fantastic funnies and great gags in the best joke book of the year. It was published in 2001 and STILL features in the top ten humour titles of lists all over the book trade. Well, panic no more because the follow-up is here. FHM Presents The Best of Bar-Room Jokes 2 contains a further 400 side-splitting jokes from the pages of the most popular men's magazine in Britain. Every month in FHM, readers send in the funniest jokes around and they are published on the jokes page. This book, as the first, collects hundreds of those jokes together. What this adds up to is a brilliant book, packed with really funny jokes. FHM Bar-Room Jokes is illustrated with a selection of the ever-popular, stylish but quirky cartoons to make this another must-have pocket book of laughs. As the cover says: The funniest jokes ever told, from the pages of the world's greatest magazine

FHM Presents the Best True Stories

FHM Presents the Best True Stories
Author: CARLTON BOOKS
Publisher:
Total Pages: 192
Release: 2002
Genre: English wit and humor
ISBN: 9781842227039

A rib-cracking collection of the best stories of disaster, embarrassment, and sheer bad luck. You know those stories you hear once a year - the friend's brother whose holiday prank went hilariously wrong and landed him less amusingly in hospital, the colleague's neighbour who got locked out of his hotel room in his underpants in the middle of the night? Not enough accident-prone friends or can't wait for the next juicy slip-up story? FHM, the UK's best-selling men's magazine, is dedicated to preserving these gems of comedy. Every month the magazine publishes the best true tales heard across the land. And here, collected in one volume for the first time, are over 500 of the most hilarious, each one chronicling the humiliation of an FHM reader for future generations. FHM True Stories is illustrated with a selection of stylish but quirky cartoons to make this your must-have pocket book of laughs at other people's expense, satisfying the vicarious sadist in all of us. The strangest things can go wrong in the funniest way - hopefully to someone else

FHM Ladies' Confessions

FHM Ladies' Confessions
Author: CARLTON BOOKS
Publisher:
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2006-10-01
Genre: Sex
ISBN: 9781844422913

A sexy slice of life from the greatest magazine in the world! Each month FHM, the UK's best-selling men's magazine, features some of the sauciest true-life tales you'll ever read. Now you can get a real eyeful as the best of the bunch have been brought together in one juicy must-have publication. FHM Ladies' Confessions is a rude collection of 200 stories that leave very little - in fact, in most cases nothing - to the imagination. Have you heard the one about the copulating couple whose antics on a theme park ride were caught on camera? Or the one about the hilarious outcome of a steamy threesome? These delights and many more, all described by hot and horny members of the fairer sex, are crammed inside this raunchy and revealing book.

REPLY ALL...and Other Ways to Tank Your Career

REPLY ALL...and Other Ways to Tank Your Career
Author: Richie Frieman
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 272
Release: 2013-09-17
Genre: Business & Economics
ISBN: 1250037263

Frieman, host of the "Modern Manners Guy" podcast on the Quick and Dirty Tips network, wants to help his fellow young professionals navigate the waters of office life and create a hazard-free career. His approach alternates between the buddy-buddy and tough love approach: "Say it with me: The world doesn't owe me anything." Complete with tips from celebrities and successful businesspeople, such as the cofounder of Warby Parker and the owner of Magnolia Bakery, the author covers job interview etiquette, the art of making a good impression, the best way to handle a first day on the job, dealing with co-workers and office politics, socializing at work, handling social media at work, not losing it at work events, business travel etiquette, and workplace relationships.

Turning Thirty

Turning Thirty
Author: Mike Gayle
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 382
Release: 2005-11-08
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1416516263

What's the big deal? Unlike a lot of people, Matt Beckford is actually looking forward to turning thirty. His twenties really weren't so great...and now he has his love life, his career, his finances -- even his record collection -- pretty much in order, like any good grown-up should. But when, out of the blue, Elaine announces she "can't do this anymore," Matt is left with the prospect of facing the big three-oh alone. Compounding his misery is the fact that he has to move back in with his parents. What's it all about, Alfie? Mum and Dad immediately start driving Matt up the wall, and emails from Elaine and nights out with his old school chum Gershwin aren't enough to snap Matt out of his existential funk. So he decides to track down more old schoolmates and see how they're handling this thirty thing. One by one, he gets in touch with the rest of the magnificent seven -- Pete, Bev, Katrina, Elliot, and Ginny, his former on-off girlfriend -- and soon the old gang is back together. But they're a lot older and a lot has changed and, even if he and Ginny still seem attracted to each other, you can't have an on-off girlfriend when you're thirty. Can you?

We Are Afghan Women

We Are Afghan Women
Author: Laura Bush
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 352
Release: 2017-03-07
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1501120514

We Are Afghan Women chronicles the lives of young and old, daughters and mothers, educated and those who are still learning. Their stories are a stark reminder that women's progress in society, business, and politics cannot be taken for granted. Many of these women face serious risks for speaking so openly, but they want the world to listen. Their words will change not only how we as Americans see Afghanistan but also how we understand the complex challenges still facing women and girls around the globe.

SSC Multi Tasking Non Technical 20 Practice Sets and 20 Solved Papers 2022

SSC Multi Tasking Non Technical 20 Practice Sets and 20 Solved Papers 2022
Author: Arihant Experts
Publisher: Arihant Publications India limited
Total Pages: 378
Release: 2022-04-03
Genre:
ISBN: 9326191915

SSC MTS exam is conducted by the Staff Selection Commission every year to recruit eligible candidates for the post of Multi-tasking Staff in various central government departments, ministries and offices. 1. Complete exercise manual for the aspirants. 2. Divided into two sections. 3. 20 solved papers for proper exposure of examination pattern. 4. 20 Practice sets and 4000 objective questions for rigorous practice. All the aspirants who aspire to make their careers in the Government sector, we present to you the newly updated edition of “SSC Multitasking (Non – Technical) Recruitment Practice Sets”, which has been comprised carefully, according to the examination pattern that serves as a complete exercise manual for the aspirants. Equipped with 20 Solved papers, this book provides insights of the question type and examination pattern. Each and every solved paper comprises of questions from Previous Years’ examination and 100% detailed solutions to help the students in speeding up their preparation. Apart from this, 20 Practice Sets along with 4000 objective questions have also been provided to help in self-assessment and thorough practice. Each practice set is formulated according to the online based examination pattern. With an easy to understand language and exam friendly concepts, this book is a total package of preparation. TOC Solved Papers [1-20], Practice sets [1-20]

Mop Men

Mop Men
Author: Alan Emmins
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 275
Release: 2009-01-20
Genre: True Crime
ISBN: 1429988045

Neal Smither doesn't hide his work. The side of his van reads: "Crime Scene Cleaners: Homicides, Suicides and Accidental Death." Whenever a hotel guest permanently checks out, the cops finish an investigation, or an accidental death is reported, Smither's crew pick up the pieces after the police cruisers and ambulances have left. Alan Emmins offers a glimpse at this little-known aspect of America's most gruesome deaths. Filled with details as fascinating as they are gory, Mop Men examines not just the public fascination with murder but also how a self-made success like Smither can make a fortune just by praying for death.