Festivus/Seinfeld: Celebration Kit

Festivus/Seinfeld: Celebration Kit
Author: Running Press
Publisher: RP Minis
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2017-10-17
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 9780762462360

Celebrate Festivus-- the Seinfeld holiday "for the rest of us"-- with Frank Costanza and the one and only talking Festivus pole. Kit includes: 9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller) 5 Human Fund donation gift cards 2 magnets Includes the following audio clips from Seinfeld: Button 1 "The Story of Festivus": Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!...out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us! Button 2 "The Festivus Pole": There's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio. Button 3 "The Airing of Grievances": Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it! Button 4 "The Feats of Strength": And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let's rumble!

Festivus! the Book

Festivus! the Book
Author: Mark Nelson
Publisher: CreateSpace
Total Pages: 200
Release: 2015-07-31
Genre:
ISBN: 9781511556392

A humorous guide to the wackiest holiday introduced to modern society. Festivus! The Book is an up-to-date complete reference for anyone who celebrates Festivus or plans to join the fun. Learn all about the traditions of a Seinfeld-based Festivus and witness the nuances of the original Festivus, as celebrated by the O'Keefe family. See first-hand how Festivus is celebrated by others and receive plenty of advice and tips to aid in your own Festivus party plans. What foods should be prepared? Is meatloaf preferred? Should you organize a wrestling match with your father? Are you too feeble for wrestling? What about arm wrestling or even thumb wrestling? How should you Air your Grievances? Maybe this is an opportunity to complain about Grandma's clicking dentures... You'll find great answers to all these questions, and more. "This book completes Festivus' transformation from borderline child endangerment to beloved pop-cultural footnote of the late 1990s." ~ Seinfeld Writer Dan O'Keefe

Festivus

Festivus
Author: Allen Salkin
Publisher: Hachette UK
Total Pages: 107
Release: 2008-10-10
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0446545910

A brand-new and revised edition of the hilarious guide to the national anti-holiday made famous by Seinfeld, complete with never-before-seen material, photos, and illustrations on how to prepare and enjoy your very own Festivus.

Thomas Hardy

Thomas Hardy
Author: Joelle Herr
Publisher: RP Minis
Total Pages: 89
Release: 2013-08-13
Genre: Literary Collections
ISBN: 0762453303

Thomas Hardy was one of the greatest Victorian novelists and twentieth-century poets, exploring themes of the human experience and challenging sexual and religious conventions in a way that few other books of his time did. Collected here in this mini compact tome are comprehensive plot summaries and character profiles from each of his fourteen novels, complemented by two-color illustrations throughout.

Tiny Planetarium

Tiny Planetarium
Author: Nick Perilli
Publisher: RP Minis
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2019-09-17
Genre: Science
ISBN: 9780762494859

View your favorite constellations anytime, anywhere with the Tiny Planetarium! Bring the mystery and wonder of the night sky to your office or home with this charming miniature constellation projector! This kit includes: a 3" star projector with a disk including 12 Hellenistic constellations a 48-page illustrated mini book about the mythology and lore behind each constellation

Elf Talking Buddy-in-a-Box

Elf Talking Buddy-in-a-Box
Author: Running Press
Publisher: RP Minis
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2016-10-04
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 9780762460946

Enjoy Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf in this one-of-a-kind "Buddy-in-a-Box" that says "Does someone need a hug?" Kit includes: Unique pop-up "Buddy in a Box" ornament commemorating the memorable scene when Buddy tries to befriend a hostile raccoon. When Buddy pops out of the box he says the famous line, "Does someone need a hug?" Refrigerator magnet featuring Buddy and the raccoon

Irish Blessings

Irish Blessings
Author: Ashley Shannon
Publisher: RP Minis
Total Pages: 0
Release: 1999-02-25
Genre: Photography
ISBN: 9780762404506

This tribute to the Land of Welcomes captures the spirit of the Irish people in traditional blessings and classic verse. Featuring beautiful full-color photographs of the Emerald Isle, this inspiring keepsake is perfect for the beginning of a journey, a toast among mates, or any time you need a little luck o' the Irish!

Brain Fart

Brain Fart
Author: Sarah Royal
Publisher: RP Minis
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2018-04-03
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780762463787

Everyone forgets things from time to time, but for the big mental lapses, there's Brain Fart! This hilarious brain-shaped stress ball provides instant relief from the most stubborn mental freezes. Just give it a squeeze to play five funny fart sounds. Also included is a 32-page mini book of epic brain farts.

Ghostbusters: P.K.E. Meter

Ghostbusters: P.K.E. Meter
Author: Running Press
Publisher: RP Minis
Total Pages: 16
Release: 2019-04-09
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 9780762494163

This deluxe kit includes a 4" mini replica of the Psychokinetic Energy (P.K.E.) Meter from the 1984 classic film, Ghostbusters! Complete with light and sound features, this cool gadget will help aspiring Ghostbusters to locate and track anything strange in their neighborhood, be it a ghost, paranormal substances, or a cursed artifact. Kit also includes a mini book of full-color stickers.

Desktop Curling

Desktop Curling
Author: Nick Perilli
Publisher: RP Minis
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2019-09-17
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 9780762494880

Hurl and sweep your way to fun with Desktop Curling! Challenge your friends and family to a game of patience and skill with this portable, miniature version of curling. This kit includes: 12" extendable curling lane, with two platform inserts. 8 curling stones (4 red and 4 blue) 2 mini brooms 32-page illustrated mini book with the rules and history to this unique winter sport