Feel Free to Quote Me
Author | : Rum & Coke Publishing |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 370 |
Release | : 2015-11-27 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9780692562994 |
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Author | : Rum & Coke Publishing |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 370 |
Release | : 2015-11-27 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9780692562994 |
Author | : The Captain |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 242 |
Release | : 2020-08-11 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0593189612 |
History that doesn't suck: Smart, crude, and hilariously relevant to modern life. Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. Too bad it's usually boring as sh*t. Enter The Captain, the ultimate storyteller who brings history to life (and to your life) in this hilarious, intelligent, brutally honest, and crude compendium to events that happened before any of us were born. The entries in this compulsively readable book bridge past and present with topics like getting ghosted, handling haters, and why dog owners rule (sorry, cat people). Along the way you'll get a glimpse of Edith Wharton's sex life, dating rituals in Ancient Greece, catfishing in 500 BC, medieval flirting techniques, and squad goals from Catherine the Great. You'll learn why losing yourself in a relationship will make you crazy--like Joanna of Castile, who went from accomplished badass to Joanna the Mad after obsessing over a guy known as Philip the Handsome. You'll discover how Resting Bitch Face has been embraced throughout history (so wear it proudly). And you'll see why it's never a good idea to f*ck with powerful women--from pirate queens to diehard suffragettes to Cleo-f*cking-patra. People in the past were just like us--so learn from life's losers and emulate the badasses. The Captain shows you how.
Author | : Katrina Burris-Dillon |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 82 |
Release | : 2019-10-30 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781790917952 |
A unique collection of poetry and quotes that tell a story of determination, survival, self love and love for others. Laugh, cry and be inspired by The Melanated Butterfly.
Author | : Ray Bradbury |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 217 |
Release | : 2003-09-23 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 0743247221 |
Set in the future when "firemen" burn books forbidden by the totalitarian "brave new world" regime.
Author | : Cecilia Hood Ceewee |
Publisher | : AuthorHouse |
Total Pages | : 632 |
Release | : 2024-07-09 |
Genre | : Religion |
ISBN | : |
Magnificent family and friends!. Let's keep praising and raising his name up, giving him all... the glory and the praise..... for what he’s already.. done, today! Starting with blowing his breath up our nostrils waking us up, circulating his very flow of blood through every vein and vessel. Moving us around standing, stretching, bending, moving grooving to his beat and frankly it is the greatest beat alive.
Author | : K. S. Brooks |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Pub |
Total Pages | : 136 |
Release | : 2013-01-17 |
Genre | : Language Arts & Disciplines |
ISBN | : 9781480213425 |
In Volume One of the Authors' Snarkopaedia, sentences have been painstakingly crafted together using nouns, verbs and other words, bringing you paragraphs of text. These paragraphs flow into pages of expert tips, advice and insight for authors at all levels of the publication food chain. Any book can claim to offer this type of information, but they can't give you what sets the Indies Unlimited Authors' Snarkopaedia above the rest: the "je ne sais squat" of the high decorated staff of the Snarkology Department at the Indies Unlimited Online Academy. Their groundbreaking and empirical research over the years sheds new and snarkified light on subjects ranging from book publishing and marketing to the nuts and bolts of writing and technology. If you like information to grab you by the throat and smack you in the face, the Indies Unlimited Authors' Snarkopaedia is the reference book for you.
Author | : Nick Offerman |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 347 |
Release | : 2015-05-26 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0698194446 |
The star of Parks and Recreation and author of the New York Times bestseller Paddle Your Own Canoe returns with a second book that humorously highlights twenty-one figures from our nation’s history, from her inception to present day—Nick’s personal pantheon of “great Americans.” To millions of people, Nick Offerman is America. Both Nick and his character, Ron Swanson, are known for their humor and patriotism in equal measure. After the great success of his autobiography, Paddle Your Own Canoe, Offerman now focuses on the lives of those who inspired him. From George Washington to Willie Nelson, he describes twenty-one heroic figures and why they inspire in him such great meaning. He combines both serious history with light-hearted humor—comparing, say, Benjamin Franklin’s abstinence from daytime drinking to his own sage refusal to join his construction crew in getting plastered on the way to work. The subject matter also allows Offerman to expound upon his favorite topics, which readers love to hear—areas such as religion, politics, woodworking and handcrafting, agriculture, creativity, philosophy, fashion, and, of course, meat.
Author | : Erika L. Sánchez |
Publisher | : Knopf Books for Young Readers |
Total Pages | : 352 |
Release | : 2017-10-17 |
Genre | : Young Adult Fiction |
ISBN | : 1524700509 |
National Book Award Finalist! Instant New York Times Bestseller! The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian meets Jane the Virgin in this poignant but often laugh-out-loud funny contemporary YA about losing a sister and finding yourself amid the pressures, expectations, and stereotypes of growing up in a Mexican-American home. Perfect Mexican daughters do not go away to college. And they do not move out of their parents’ house after high school graduation. Perfect Mexican daughters never abandon their family. But Julia is not your perfect Mexican daughter. That was Olga’s role. Then a tragic accident on the busiest street in Chicago leaves Olga dead and Julia left behind to reassemble the shattered pieces of her family. And no one seems to acknowledge that Julia is broken, too. Instead, her mother seems to channel her grief into pointing out every possible way Julia has failed. But it’s not long before Julia discovers that Olga might not have been as perfect as everyone thought. With the help of her best friend Lorena, and her first love, first everything boyfriend Connor, Julia is determined to find out. Was Olga really what she seemed? Or was there more to her sister’s story? And either way, how can Julia even attempt to live up to a seemingly impossible ideal? “Alive and crackling—a gritty tale wrapped in a page-turner. ”—The New York Times “Unique and fresh.” —Entertainment Weekly “A standout.” —NPR