Farty Marty

Farty Marty
Author: B. J. Ward
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2013-11-12
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1442439025

What do you do with a musical cat who becomes a national sensation? Find out in this humorous read-aloud picture book debut illustrated by beloved artist Steven Kellogg. Mary Jane Lemon knows that her cat is special—and she finds out exactly how special when one day, after mistakenly eating a bag of French cheese, unusual tweets and toots come out of—not his mouth—but you know where! It turns out that, depending on what he eats, Marty’s rump spews music of all kinds, and his compositions prove amazingly popular. He is catapulted to fame and a world tour soon follows from London to Shanghai, and before long Marty’s tunes top the bestseller charts! With playful text on a favorite funny topic and whimsical illustrations in Steven Kellogg’s trademark style, Farty Marty is a book to enjoy again and again!

Arty Farty Marty

Arty Farty Marty
Author: Dale C. Baker
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2018-02
Genre: Art
ISBN: 9781760681173

Arty Farty Marty loves to surf and paint! Join Marty as he tries his tentacles at painting in the styles of seven of the world's most famous artists. Join Marty as he tries his tentacles at painting in the styles of Leonardo da Vinci, Vincent Van Gogh, Salvador Dali, Andy Warhol, Claude Monet, Sidney Nolan, Jackson Pollock and Reg Mombassa.But what happens when Marty's arty farty ways get a bit too farty?

Marty Farty

Marty Farty
Author: Tamara S. Tribble
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Total Pages: 27
Release: 2014-07-14
Genre: Education
ISBN: 1496908171

Most of us consider farting an embarrassing topic, but it doesn't have to be! Marty has gas and he is going to fart in class. That's right! He farts in class, but it's not the end of the world. Mrs. Amil will maintain order and continue teaching because that's what teachers are supposed to do.

Marty Pants #3: How to Defeat a Wizard

Marty Pants #3: How to Defeat a Wizard
Author: Mark Parisi
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 308
Release: 2018-10-30
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0062427814

“Funny and engaging. Marty Pants is a surefire hit!”—Lincoln Peirce, author of the Big Nate series "Marty Pants will have you laughing from the first page!"—Jeff Kinney, author of the Wimpy Kid series "Readers will love the riotous hero of this new series."—School Library Journal Marty Pants returns to face his archenemy Simon, the so-called school artist, in his third adventure! How is Simon turning their classmates, teachers, and even the mayor against Marty—could it be magic? Is Simon literally a charmer who is charming people with magic charms? With Simon using magical powers to turn everyone against him, it will be up to Marty to stop this madness before Simon controls the whole world and maybe even the space-time continuum! The third book in the Marty Pants series from the award-winning cartoonist behind the “Off the Mark” strip, Mark Parisi, is perfect for fans of Wimpy Kid, Big Nate, and laughing a lot.

Marty Pants #1: Do Not Open!

Marty Pants #1: Do Not Open!
Author: Mark Parisi
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 271
Release: 2017-05-02
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0062427776

“Funny and engaging. Marty Pants is a surefire hit!”—Lincoln Peirce, author of the Big Nate series "Readers will love the riotous hero of this new series."—School Library Journal Move over, Wimpy Kid. Here comes the imaginative, the inquisitive, the unstoppable Marty Pants! Marty Pants is different from your typical middle schooler. He has the soul of an artist, and as an artist, he notices things–except when he doesn’t. When Marty discovers a note suggesting an alien is watching him, this is something he can’t ignore. But no one, not his friends, his family, his arch-enemy, nor the chief of police, can see what he sees. So, it’s up to Marty to save the world—his way! This hilarious new series follows the endearing, frazzled, embarrassed, and ultimately fearless footsteps of literature’s most unlikely hero: Marty Pants.

Bat Wings! Cat Wings?

Bat Wings! Cat Wings?
Author: Laura Gehl
Publisher: Creative Editions
Total Pages: 16
Release: 2021
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781568463742

"Bats have wings, but do cats? No, of course not! In this entertaining book designed to both instruct and delight, young audiences encounter actual animal traits paired with impossible ones. Or what if they're not all far-fetched?"--

Frogs Jump

Frogs Jump
Author: Alan Brooks
Publisher:
Total Pages: 48
Release: 1999-08-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780590455299

Illustrations provide humorous interpretations of the actions of animals from one frog to twelve whales.

Girls Don't Fart, Okay!!

Girls Don't Fart, Okay!!
Author: Lisa Regan
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2022
Genre: Children's stories
ISBN: 9781488946066

Ehtan, Marty, Fizz and Sam are looking for an answer. To find it, they must follow mermaids, pixies and a dancer. They need to know, once and for all! They must find out, quick-smart, the answer to life's most important question: Do girls fart?

The Goddess Patrol

The Goddess Patrol
Author: John Wingspread Howell
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 208
Release: 2001
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0595213189

After hearing a story about a man who built a castle as a monument to his love for his wife, Eunice Motley became overwhelmed with the realization that the man she married did not love her “that much.” She then promptly disappeared. Overwhelmed by his wife’s sudden departure, Clarence Motley drove the car into the St. Lawrence, leaving their six children orphaned and forever averse to water. Thirty years later, all six are still single, and still gather at the old homestead for each other’s birthdays. Martin Motley is the youngest of the six orphans. He was ten when his mother left. He was also, she often told him, her favorite. He was the last to see her before she abandoned them. On her way out of their lives, she told Martin something cryptic about trusting his intuition and saving for a rainy day. As the story opens, Martin is forty, still a virgin, and investigating sex abuse for a living. He is the goddess patrol, avenging the desecration of young women. For fifteen years he has lived in one room saving and investing most of his income for "a rainy day," while saving himself for the perfect woman. Meanwhile, the three arenas in Martin Motley’s life converge in simultaneous crisis. Professionally, he is faced with his biggest case: allegations of sexual abuse by a popular community leader with no evidence to support them except the word of a juvenile prostitute and—Martin’s infallible intuition. Personally, Martin, with the help of his psychotherapist, is working up the courage to take one of his “perfect women” down from the pedestal and risk for a relationship. In the family, new information comes out about where his mother went all those years ago and why. What Martin does with his memories, his intuition and his unfulfilled dreams when the ghosts come charging out of every crack in the teetering floor beneath him makes for one compelling psychodrama.