Comic Illustration Book For Kids With Dog Farts: Short Moral Stories For Kids With Dog Farts + Dog Humor Books

Comic Illustration Book For Kids With Dog Farts: Short Moral Stories For Kids With Dog Farts + Dog Humor Books
Author: El Ninjo
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
Total Pages: 178
Release: 2014-09-15
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1635017319

Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom-burping disaster and I am going to impress you with my creative bottom belching ways. I will not only show you every stinky fart trick that I have in my collection, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation for your own benefit! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick ...

Lovely Dogs Coloring Book for Kids: Funny Cute Farting Dog Coloring Book for Puppy Lovers - Relaxing Animal Coloring Book for Girls and Boys

Lovely Dogs Coloring Book for Kids: Funny Cute Farting Dog Coloring Book for Puppy Lovers - Relaxing Animal Coloring Book for Girls and Boys
Author: Inkway Star
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2019-03-08
Genre: Computers
ISBN: 9781799222491

GIFT IDEAS - Farting dogs are funny! Humorous coloring book for dog lovers Published in large 8.5 x 11 inch pages Each image is printed on a separate page to prevent bleed-through With this super cute coloring book you and your children can have lots of fun!

Comic Books For Kids: Silly Jokes For Kids With Dog Farts + Dog Humor Books

Comic Books For Kids: Silly Jokes For Kids With Dog Farts + Dog Humor Books
Author: El Ninjo
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
Total Pages: 476
Release: 2014-09-14
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 163501719X

El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 1 and the situations go like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 2 he faces the most challenging sports activities. He uses his bean blowing ways in order to benefit from his powerful bean blowing air push and win every challenging sports activity like: * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * The 18th Hole Trick * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) and many more bean blowing stories... The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle (Fart Book Volume 3) goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * Lots More... The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda Lots More... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard...

Comic Books For Kids Age 8 With Funny Farts & Comic Illustrations - Comic Pictures & Audiobook For Children + Dog Humor Books

Comic Books For Kids Age 8 With Funny Farts & Comic Illustrations - Comic Pictures & Audiobook For Children + Dog Humor Books
Author: El Ninjo
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
Total Pages: 208
Release: 2014-09-15
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1635016592

This Fart Book of El Ninjo is a compilation of 2. You will get FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! New & Enhanced Version Volume 1 - Part 2 + FART BOOK: African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle, New & Enhanced Version Vol. 3 All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading & by listening at the same time. It comes with more stories and colored pictures than ever before! The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 2 and the situations go like this: * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 3 he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile & many more dangerous animals in the jungle. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * Arrival At The Lodge With Poop & Pump * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud ... The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda ...

Dog Farts: More Silly Jokes for Kids

Dog Farts: More Silly Jokes for Kids
Author: El Ninjo & Timmie Gu
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
Total Pages: 480
Release: 2014-09-14
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1635016932

BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside! This dog farts book with silly jokes for kids is a compilation of New & Enhanced Version of: Volume 1 Part 1 & 2 + Volume 2 + Volume 3 + Dog Jerks Vol. 3. Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur, you are going to love these bottom burping fart disasters! The situations go like: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 2 he faces the most challenging sports activities. He uses his bean blowing ways in order to benefit from his powerful bean blowing air push and win every challenging sports activity like: * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * The 18th Hole Trick * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound and many more... In Vol. 3 he faces situations like: * The Jungle Giant Boom * The Tear Gas Pop * The Jungle Bang * Original Kenia Beans With Sounds The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda lots more...

Teaching Kids to Read For Dummies

Teaching Kids to Read For Dummies
Author: Tracey Wood
Publisher: John Wiley & Sons
Total Pages: 373
Release: 2011-04-27
Genre: Education
ISBN: 1118068939

You’re thinking of teaching a child to read. What a great idea! Now all you need is exactly the right blueprint. This easy-to-follow book is written with two people in mind; you, and the child you’re thinking of teaching. Mother and children’s reading specialist Tracey Wood gives you all the down-to-earth, honest information you need to give a child a happy, solid start with reading. Teaching Kids to Read For Dummies is for parents of young children who want to give their kids a head start by teaching them to read before they enter school or to supplement their children’s school instruction, as well as teachers and caregivers of young children. Filled with hands-on activities that progress a child from sounds to words to sentences to books, this friendly guide shows you how to: Prepare a child to read Sharpen his listening skills Correct her errors graciously Choose the right books Have kids read out loud Find help if you need it Whether the child you want to teach is two or twelve; fast paced or steady; an absolute beginner or someone who’s begun but could use a little help, this empathetic book shows you how to adapt the simple, fun activities to your child’s individual needs. You’ll see how to make activities age appropriate, how to add more challenge or support, and how to make gender allowances if that’s relevant. Plus, you’ll discover how to: Lay the foundation for good reading skills Tell the difference between a reading delay and a reading problem Help your child build words from letters and sounds, advance to short and long vowel words, and conquer syllables and silent letters Select entertaining workbooks, recycle them, and make up your own reading activities Get your child ready for sentences Keep your child reading — with others or on his own Complete with lists of word families, phonics rules, and reading resources, Teaching Kids to Read For Dummies will help you make learning fun for your child as he or she develops this critical skill!

Writing Children's Books For Dummies

Writing Children's Books For Dummies
Author: Lisa Rojany Buccieri
Publisher: John Wiley & Sons
Total Pages: 390
Release: 2011-03-03
Genre: Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN: 1118053214

Everyone loves a children's book. And many dream about writing one. But is it actually possible for an unpublished writer—armed with a good story idea and a love of kids—to write, sell, publish, and promote a book? Yes, it is! Veteran children's book publishing executive and author Lisa Rojany Buccieri and author Peter Economy show you how, in their incredibly useful 2005 first edition of Writing Children's Books For Dummies®. Buccieri and Economy begin by explaining the basics of the children's book business, from the nuts and bolts of the various formats and genres—with helpful illustrations to aid you—to the intricacies of the book publishing market, a list of recent award-winning books, and a first peek into the particular mind set that writing children's books requires. (Hint: Throw out the adult rules, and think like a kid!) Then the authors dive into the actual writing process itself, with tips on setting up a workspace, brainstorming great book ideas, researching the subject you decide on, even speaking with the sorts of kids you hope will eventually read the book. They show you how to create compelling characters and develop them in the manuscript; how to outline and write a plot "arc" of conflict, change, and resolution; how to master the difficult art of writing dialogue; and how to use active (rather than passive) language to keep your story moving along and interesting to young minds. Or, if you're planning to write a creative nonfiction children's book—on a topic such as science, nature, or a historical figure, for example—the authors include a chapter on this, too. Ready, set, go... it's time to sit down and write! Once you've finished your book, however, the process has only begun. Now you will refine, submit, and hopefully sell your manuscript. Here again, the authors of Writing Children's Books For Dummies come through for you. They deliver solid advice on hiring an illustrator—or not; participating in workshops and conferences to learn the business and hone a story; finding an agent; and, finally, submitting the manuscript to publishers and—if you are successful—signing a contract. Along the way, the authors also include tips on handling rejection; a quick primer on the various editors in publishing houses (and how they work to make your book its best); and making a plan to publicize the book, including hiring a publicist if necessary. Like all For Dummies® books, Writing Children's Books For Dummies highlights "The Part of Tens," which includes the Ten Best Ways to Promote Your Story and More Than Ten Great Sources for Storylines. And the ever-helpful Cheat Sheet includes Tips for Editing your Children's Book Manuscript, Children's Book No-No's, Twelve Commandments for Writing Younger Children's Books, and Tips on Promotion. From setting down that first word on paper to doing a successful publicity tour, Writing Children's Books For Dummies gives you the confidence and the insiders' know-how to write and sell the story you've always wanted to write.

Farting Corgis Coloring Book

Farting Corgis Coloring Book
Author: Inkway Star
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2019-05
Genre:
ISBN: 9781096642312

GIFT IDEAS - Farting dogs are funny! Humorous coloring book for dog lovers Published in large 8.5 x 11 inch pages Each image is printed on a separate page to prevent bleed-through With this super cute coloring book you and your children can have lots of fun!

Writing Children's Books For Dummies

Writing Children's Books For Dummies
Author: Lisa Rojany
Publisher: John Wiley & Sons
Total Pages: 384
Release: 2012-11-30
Genre: Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN: 1118460022

Everything aspiring authors need to write, publish, and sell a children's book Everyone loves a children's book—and many dream about writing one. But is it actually possible for an unpublished writer—armed with a good story idea and a love of kids—to write, sell, publish, and promote a book? Yes, it is! Clearly and concisely written with straightforward advice and a plethora of specific up-to-date recommendations, Writing Children's Books For Dummies provides step-by-step information on everything aspiring children's book authors need to know—from researching the current marketplace to developing story ideas, strengthening writing skills, dealing with editors, and submitting proposals and manuscripts to agents and publishers. Updated and improved writing exercises All new content on social media and establishing an online presence as an author Fresh, updated content on publishing via hard copy and all the e- platforms From setting down that first word on paper to doing a successful publicity tour, Writing Children's Books For Dummies gives you the confidence and the insiders' know-how to write and sell the story you've always wanted to write.

Bodies and Barriers

Bodies and Barriers
Author: Shanker, Adrian
Publisher: PM Press
Total Pages: 258
Release: 2020-03-01
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 1629638013

LGBT people pervasively experience health disparities, affecting every part of their bodies and lives. Yet many are still grappling to understand the mutually reinforcing health care challenges that lead to worsened health outcomes. Bodies and Barriers informs health care professionals, students in health professions, policymakers, and fellow activists about these challenges, providing insights and a road map for action that could improve queer health. Through artfully articulated, data-informed essays by twenty-six well-known and emerging queer activists—including Alisa Bowman, Jack Harrison-Quintana, Liz Margolies, Robyn Ochs, Sean Strub, Justin Sabia-Tanis, Ryan Thoreson, Imani Woody, and more—Bodies and Barriers illuminates the health challenges LGBT people experience throughout their lives and challenges conventional wisdom about health care delivery. It probes deeply into the roots of the disparities faced by those in the LGBT community and provides crucial information to fight for health equity and better health outcomes. The contributors to;Bodies and Barriers look for tangible improvements, drawing from the history of HIV/AIDS in the U.S. and from struggles against health care bias and discrimination. At a galvanizing moment when LGBT people have experienced great strides in lived equality, but our health as a community still lags, here is an indispensable blueprint for change by some of the most passionate and important health activists in the LGBT movement today.