F in English

F in English
Author: Richard Benson
Publisher: Hachette UK
Total Pages: 46
Release: 2012-11-07
Genre: Education
ISBN: 178372028X

If your vocabulary is more Bart Simpson than the Bard, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the most spectacular howlers from school English exams.

F in Exams

F in Exams
Author: Richard Benson
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 129
Release: 2014-01-21
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1452138575

F stands for "funny" in this perfect gift for students or anyone who has ever had to struggle through a test and needs a good laugh. Celebrating the creative side of failure in a way we can all relate to, F in Exams gathers the most hilarious and inventive test answers provided by students who, faced with a question they have no hope of getting right, decide to have a little fun instead. Whether in science (Q: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register? A: Mariah Carey), the humanities (Q: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common? A: Unusual names), math, or other subjects, these 250 entries prove that while everyone enjoys the spectacle of failure, it's even sweeter to see a FAIL turn into a WIN.

English as a Second F*cking Language

English as a Second F*cking Language
Author: Sterling Johnson
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 96
Release: 1996-06-15
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780312143299

In English, swearing is essential to effective communication. Whether one wants to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of unprintable language is absolutely necessary. Employing a helpful "Need to Know", "Nice to Know", and "Forget It" system for identifying swear words, English as a Second Fcking Language offers an informative--and funny--look at taboo words and expressions to boost readers' vocabularies.