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| Author | : Ian Allen |
| Publisher | : Portico |
| Total Pages | : 178 |
| Release | : 2013-08-08 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1909396095 |
Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!
| Author | : Nigel Smith |
| Publisher | : HarperCollins UK |
| Total Pages | : 177 |
| Release | : 2014-05-08 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0007545223 |
At last something laugh-out-loud funny for girls in this hilarious new series from TV and radio comedy writing talent Nigel Smith.
| Author | : Ben Davis |
| Publisher | : Oxford University Press - Children |
| Total Pages | : 200 |
| Release | : 2016-08-04 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0192745859 |
My Dad - the King of Cringe! What's a boy to do when his mum disappears, his dad moves him and his sister to the middle of nowhere, and his life takes a very swift downward turn . . . secretly launch his dad on the internet as the Next Big Thing, of course! 'Hi guys! I bet every one of you knows what it's like to have an embarrassing parent - right? I bet they've done something so cringey that you wanted the ground to open up and swallow you whole. But let me tell you, my friend, NOBODY has a dad like mine. He takes embarrassing to a whole new level. If embarrassing was an Olympic sport, my dad would have, like, a gazillion gold medals.' This hilarious story will have instant appeal to a YouTube-watching generation and is told through a series of vlogs. Combining Ben Davis's brilliantly-funny voice and Mike Lowery's amazingly-amazing illustrations is sure to make this a hit with readers everywhere. After all, everyone knows what it's like to have an embarrassing parent, don't they?
| Author | : Ian Allen |
| Publisher | : Portico |
| Total Pages | : 124 |
| Release | : 2015-06-04 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1910232580 |
What happened to the man with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove. You can’t keep a good Dad joke down. At the Sunday lunch table, down the pub, at the workplace, dads all over the nation are still churning out the lamest, most pathetic jokes you’ve ever heard. And we’ve gathered them all in this book. Back by popular demand, Extremely Embarrassing Dad Jokes is an all-new collection of Dad joke favourites. With 1000 rib-tickling jokes for every occasion, this book makes it easier than ever to have a laugh – or, more likely, a groan – with Dad. Who drives round the West Country in a camper van? Tess of the Dormobiles. What do angry mice send one another in winter? Cross-mouse cards. Word count: 30,000
| Author | : Adrian Beck |
| Publisher | : Random House Australia |
| Total Pages | : 26 |
| Release | : 2021-07-02 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1761043080 |
A Father's Day picture book from funny guy Adrian Beck that will have the whole family laughing. Warning: Do not show this book to dads! This book is full of DAD JOKES that are embarrassing, goofy and NOT FUNNY! A trip to the zoo with Dad means seeing lots of animals . . . and hearing plenty of dad jokes too! A hilarious story by Adrian Beck (a dad) illustrated by Simon Greiner (another dad). The perfect Father's Day gift and read-aloud story!
| Author | : T. C. Sondersted |
| Publisher | : T. C. Sondersted |
| Total Pages | : 39 |
| Release | : 2023-07-20 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : |
Laugh Out Loud with 200 of the Most Hilarious Short Dad Jokes! Brace yourself for some serious cringing, laughing, and eye-rolling with "Embarrassing Dad Jokes". This ebook collection of 200 short and family-friendly jokes has been carefully handpicked to have you both groaning and grinning from ear to ear in no time. Are you a fan of dad puns, hilarious dad jokes, worst dad jokes, or perhaps the best dad jokes out there? No matter what kind of dad humor tickles your funny bone, this ebook of short dad jokes has got you covered. With both the timeless classic puns and the funniest dad jokes of 2023, you'll have plenty of material to get you through Father's Day, birthdays, or any day that needs a little cheesiness. Inside this ebook you'll find: - 200 assorted short dad jokes to keep you and your loved ones entertained for hours - Family-friendly humor that's appropriate for all ages. - Fun and easy to read - perfect for killing time or getting a quick laugh - Perfect for bonding with your son, daughter, dad, husband, or wife - Short and sweet jokes that are easy to remember and share - A great and budget-friendly gift idea for any dad - Optimized for 2023 with the latest puns and jokes - Includes the absolute worst and cheesiest short dad jokes, puns and wordplays - Classic puns and hilarious jokes that are guaranteed to make the whole family laugh out loud - or at least groan - Unlimited laughs and groans with the classic terrible dad jokes, tested by millions of dads through many generations - A go-to joke book - ready to read on your phone or e-reader - anytime you need the funniest dad jokes fix. With the "Embarrassing Dad Jokes" Ebook, you will also be able to: - Cultivate your ability to welcome improvisation and forge connections fearlessly - Discover the delight of life's simple joys and learn invaluable lessons in storytelling - Embarrass your children in public. So why not add some terrible dad jokes to your collection and take your dadjoke game to the next level? Trust me, your kids will thank you... eventually. With "Embarrassing Dad Jokes", you'll have plenty of ammunition for your next family gathering, road trip, or virtual hangout. Add this ebook to your collection today and get ready to groan, laugh, and roll your eyes at the best (and worst) dad jokes around.
| Author | : Hugh Murmie |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 108 |
| Release | : 2020-05-10 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : |
New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!
| Author | : Ian Allen |
| Publisher | : HarperCollins UK |
| Total Pages | : 176 |
| Release | : 2023-06-08 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 000860407X |
The follow-up to Ian Allen’s uproarious Embarassing Dad Jokes, Even More Embarrassing Dad Jokes takes the ‘dad joke book’ to a new dimension!
| Author | : Madeleine Davies |
| Publisher | : St. Martin's Griffin |
| Total Pages | : 195 |
| Release | : 2019-06-04 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1250192072 |
A humorous gift book for dads that introduces the different "species" of American fathers, from A to Z Of all the mammalian species of North America, few are as paradoxically mysterious and demanding of attention as the human father of the United States. Quiet yet steady in his affection and deafeningly loud when he’s mad, the American dad—as much as we love him—is a particularly exciting study, which is why we’ve created this guide as an aid for readers to identify themselves (if you happen to be a dad), their dads (if you happen to have a dad), dads on television (often a stand-in when your dad’s not around), and dads in the wild. In The Father of All Dad Guides: From A(doring) to Z(addy), you will learn how to identify fathers through: · Their markings. Some dads have mustaches. Others do not! · Dad calls. These include: “I’ll turn this car around right now” and “Can’t you ask your mom about that?” · Migration patterns. Why does Dad consistently ignore directions when he clearly doesn’t know where he is going? · Hibernation. Dads are tired all the time. · Defining characteristics. All dads are different, but they typically fall into at least one of the categories we’ve collected here. Is your dad obsessed with barbecuing? He might be a grill dad. Did he only really begin to see women as people deserving of political and social equality after he had daughters? That right there is the feminist dad!
| Author | : Jim Gaffigan |
| Publisher | : Crown Archetype |
| Total Pages | : 290 |
| Release | : 2013-05-07 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 0385349068 |
Jim Gaffigan never imagined he would have his own kids. Though he grew up in a large Irish-Catholic family, Jim was satisfied with the nomadic, nocturnal life of a standup comedian, and was content to be "that weird uncle who lives in an apartment by himself in New York that everyone in the family speculates about." But all that changed when he married and found out his wife, Jeannie "is someone who gets pregnant looking at babies." Five kids later, the comedian whose riffs on everything from Hot Pockets to Jesus have scored millions of hits on YouTube, started to tweet about the mistakes and victories of his life as a dad. Those tweets struck such a chord that he soon passed the million followers mark. But it turns out 140 characters are not enough to express all the joys and horrors of life with five kids, so he's now sharing it all in Dad Is Fat. From new parents to empty nesters to Jim's twenty-something fans, everyone will recognize their own families in these hilarious takes on everything from cousins ("celebrities for little kids") to growing up in a big family ("I always assumed my father had six children so he could have a sufficient lawn crew") to changing diapers in the middle of the night ("like The Hurt Locker but much more dangerous") to bedtime (aka "Negotiating with Terrorists"). Dad is Fat is sharply observed, explosively funny, and a cry for help from a man who has realized he and his wife are outnumbered in their own home.
