Ellie the Tooting Elf

Ellie the Tooting Elf
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Total Pages: 0
Release: 2020
Genre: Elves
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"Ellie is a loner elf who doesn't believe she has any talents until one day ideas come from unlikely source." -- Amazon.

Ellie the Tooting Elf

Ellie the Tooting Elf
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher:
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2020-11-27
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9781953399014

Ellie is a loner elf who doesn't believe she has any talents until one day ideas come from unlikely source. Join Ellie in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com

Felix the Farting Elf

Felix the Farting Elf
Author: Erik Anderson
Publisher:
Total Pages: 38
Release: 2020-12-06
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Are you seeking a "tootastic" stocking stuffer, silly bedtime story, fun classroom read aloud, or clever brain break with comic relief and nonstop giggles? Meet Felix, a hilarious elf with a "gut wrenching" problem: he's "lack toast" intolerant! Plus, it's a "SMELLY" good time, written in rhyme, illustrated with holiday swag, and stuffed with kid-friendly humor to make you bell laugh or snort: "Remember Felix when you're feeling bloated. He had a secret talent but never gloated! Embrace your gifts and share with others: family, friends, neighbors, elves, sisters, and brothers!" Grab this bum-busting funny children's book about farts and toots because it's better than Rudolph's root beer or Grandma Gertie's eggnog! Hang it under the tree or menorah as a zany holiday gift or year-round literary celebration of puns, jokes, themes of, friendship, team work, tolerance, and gas galore!

Fritz the Farting Reindeer

Fritz the Farting Reindeer
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher: Humor Heals Us
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2020-09-24
Genre:
ISBN: 9781953399175

Leading up to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Fritz the Reindeer is one of the contenders but he has a small problem: He has gas. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com.

No Tooting at Tea

No Tooting at Tea
Author: Alastair Heim
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 44
Release: 2017-04-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0544774760

Tea parties have certain rules. You must lay your napkin carefully in your lap, say "please" and "thank you," and sip, not slurp, your tea. But SOMEONE at this tea party keeps breaking a very important rule—NO TOOTING! Will this tea party be ruined? And WHO keeps tooting, anyway? A charming and hilarious take on sibling dynamics that plays against gender expectations and has huge kid appeal. An afterword includes information on tea and all the wonderful and delicious ways it can be served.

Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas

Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher:
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2020-11-27
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9781953399144

Fritz doesn't know it, but he's a big part of saving Christmas this year. Rudolph's red nose has stopped shining. Now, Santa has no light to guide him. How will he find his way to the children's homes? A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or anytime of the year! Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com

Taylor the Tooting Turkey

Taylor the Tooting Turkey
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher:
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2020-09-24
Genre:
ISBN: 9781953399311

Warning: This book may cause tooting. Taylor is a fine turkey, except for one small problem: She has gas. She can't help it; it's just the way she is. Fortunately, she explains it's so common that there are different kinds of names for each toot. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com

The Night the Reindeer Came to Play

The Night the Reindeer Came to Play
Author: Maria Votto
Publisher:
Total Pages: 24
Release: 2021-08-20
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ISBN: 9781735755427

Find out what happens when Santa's reindeer visit the home of a young child on Christmas Eve. Full of mischief and fun, this silly group does everything to enchant, excite, and engage our little tot! Help your child learn to count while enjoying the magic and merriment these reindeer provide in this award-winning storybook! An Amazon #1 new release!

Barnaby Bear Builds a Boat

Barnaby Bear Builds a Boat
Author: Carla Hansen
Publisher: Random House Trade
Total Pages: 32
Release: 1979
Genre:
ISBN: 9780394842479

A bear and his animal friends build a boat.

Cheeky and Charlemagne

Cheeky and Charlemagne
Author: Donna Marie Seim
Publisher:
Total Pages: 171
Release: 2018-09-30
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781937721534

Cheeky, a fun-loving river otter, and Charlemagne, a persnickety pine marten, are entrusted with a dangerous mission to transport an herbal antidote to the furry animals of the North Country -- without it they will not survive! Join Cheeky and Charlemagne, and their scout, Bandit -- a humorous woodpecker -- on their many adventures: navigating raging rivers, hiking mountains, crossing paths with a mountain lion, surviving a blinding blizzard, discovering the perilous danger of hidden traps, and dodging poisonous whizzer darts. Will they arrive in time to save the Great Protector of the North Country?