Go Eat a Bag of Dicks

Go Eat a Bag of Dicks
Author: Active Creative Journals
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 108
Release: 2017-01-07
Genre:
ISBN: 9781542406895

This is a blank, lined journal with 108 pages. It's 6x9 inches, a convenient and perfect size to carry anywhere. It's perfect for a funny gag gift to make anyone laugh. Other features of this notebook include excellent and thick binding, durable 55# white paper and a glossy finished cover. If you would like an unlined journal, please take a look at our other products.

Rapid Cadence

Rapid Cadence
Author: Dan Weslowski
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2004
Genre: California
ISBN: 0595313302

Ass Eating Made Simple. 7 Golden Rules for the New Boyfriend. Dr. Peggy Bungchow, IBCL, PHD. Best Selling Author of 10,000 Dick Pics

Ass Eating Made Simple. 7 Golden Rules for the New Boyfriend. Dr. Peggy Bungchow, IBCL, PHD. Best Selling Author of 10,000 Dick Pics
Author: Sparta Media
Publisher:
Total Pages: 110
Release: 2020-01-24
Genre:
ISBN:

Smile and laugh every day with this handy gag gift note book featuring generous wide ruled lines for noting meetings, to do lists, doodling, frustrating office events and gossiping about your coworkers. Working has never been so much fun. A great present idea for and employee, manager, co-worker or the big chief. Make your Christmas naughty and nice with this gag gift idea for adults. This is the perfect notebook to gift to yourself or a loved one on birthdays, Christmas, St Patrick's Day, for mommy on Mother's Day or for daddy on Father's Day. Use the ruled pages for your favorite inspiring quotes and to record your goals and dreams. Handy to use at work, in your home office or sit on the beach and jot down all your achievements. Keep track of goals and record happy memories in this diary notebook. Perfect for all adults, men and women will love this inspirational motivational journal with a funny quote. Give it to your boss, employee, co-worker or supervisor.A gorgeous blank, lined notebook to help you keep organized during your busy day. This handy 6x9 notebook with 110 pages of wide ruled lined paper is the perfect size to carry around with you and keep in your bag or inside pocket. It's great for taking notes, making lists, journaling, or using as a diary. It also makes a great gift idea for the executive in your life! Binding: Professional trade paperback binding. Interior: 100 pages of college wide ruled paper Cover: Tough glossy paperback Dimensions: Standard Composition notebook size: 6 x 9 in Use as Composition Notebook or Journal Please note: This is a plain ruled notebook. There is no internal content.

Motherless Brooklyn

Motherless Brooklyn
Author: Jonathan Lethem
Publisher: Vintage
Total Pages: 373
Release: 2011-04-20
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0307789128

NATIONAL BOOK CRITICS CIRCLE AWARD WINNER • A complusively readable riff on the classic detective novel from America's most inventive novelist. "A half-satirical cross between a literary novel and a hard-boiled crime story narrated by an amateur detective with Tourette's syndrome.... The dialogue crackles with caustic hilarity.... Unexpectedly moving." —The Boston Globe Brooklyn's very own self-appointed Human Freakshow, Lionel Essrog is an orphan whose Tourettic impulses drive him to bark, count, and rip apart our language in startling and original ways. Together with three veterans of the St. Vincent's Home for Boys, he works for small-time mobster Frank Minna's limo service cum detective agency. Life without Frank Minna, the charismatic King of Brooklyn, would be unimaginable, so who cares if the tasks he sets them are, well, not exactly legal. But when Frank is fatally stabbed, one of Lionel's colleagues lands in jail, the other two vie for his position, and the victim's widow skips town. Lionel's world is suddenly topsy-turvy, and this outcast who has trouble even conversing attempts to untangle the threads of the case while trying to keep the words straight in his head. Motherless Brooklyn is a brilliantly original, captivating homage to the classic detective novel by one of the most acclaimed writers of his generation.

Insignificant Events in the Life of a Cactus

Insignificant Events in the Life of a Cactus
Author: Dusti Bowling
Publisher: Union Square & Co.
Total Pages: 204
Release: 2017-09-05
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1454923466

“Aven is a perky, hilarious, and inspiring protagonist whose attitude and humor will linger even after the last page has turned.” —School Library Journal (Starred review) Aven Green loves to tell people that she lost her arms in an alligator wrestling match, or a wildfire in Tanzania, but the truth is she was born without them. And when her parents take a job running Stagecoach Pass, a rundown western theme park in Arizona, Aven moves with them across the country knowing that she’ll have to answer the question over and over again. Her new life takes an unexpected turn when she bonds with Connor, a classmate who also feels isolated because of his own disability, and they discover a room at Stagecoach Pass that holds bigger secrets than Aven ever could have imagined. It’s hard to solve a mystery, help a friend, and face your worst fears. But Aven’s about to discover she can do it all . . . even without arms. Autumn 2017 Kids’ Indie Next Pick Junior Library Guild Selection Library of Congress's 52 Great Reads List 2018

Let's Pretend This Never Happened

Let's Pretend This Never Happened
Author: Jenny Lawson
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 384
Release: 2012-04-17
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1101573082

The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside

WLA

WLA
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 496
Release: 2000
Genre: Vietnam War, 1961-1975
ISBN:

The Big Sleep

The Big Sleep
Author: Raymond Chandler
Publisher: DigiCat
Total Pages: 196
Release: 2022-08-16
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

DigiCat Publishing presents to you this special edition of "The Big Sleep" by Raymond Chandler. DigiCat Publishing considers every written word to be a legacy of humankind. Every DigiCat book has been carefully reproduced for republishing in a new modern format. The books are available in print, as well as ebooks. DigiCat hopes you will treat this work with the acknowledgment and passion it deserves as a classic of world literature.

The Awesome Guide to Life

The Awesome Guide to Life
Author: Jason Ellis
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 212
Release: 2014-02-18
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0062270168

In the same inimitable, uncensored, and hilarious style that has made him one of the most popular voices on satellite radio, Jason Ellis unleashes his no-holds-barred words of advice on diet and exercise, cultivating your signature look, partying, getting laid, maintaining a relationship—and more! Maybe—like Jason Ellis—you want to have sex with multiple partners and then talk about it on the radio while wearing cheetah pants . . . Or maybe you have some goals of your own. Whatever the case may be, Jason believes it's all about getting off your ass and maximizing the opportunities that life has to offer. It's about remembering that you are alive, right now, and that won't always be the case. So do something. Anything. Enjoy the ride. Go outside and get naked. Jason can tell you how to handle every situation life throws at you and play it like a champ: how to look, how to act, how to pick up a stripper—you name it. But that's just for starters. Jason believes that to get what you really want out of life, you have to have confidence. And true confidence is something you have to earn, by deciding what you want from life and then pursuing your passion until you make your dreams a reality. This book will show you how to develop the positive attitude that will allow you to truly make things happen.