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| Author | : Lima Bravo |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 318 |
| Release | : 2017-11-07 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781979273589 |
This book is about Donald Trump: the incompetent, vicious, and vile Donald Trump. But it's more than that. This book is about your reaction to Donald Trump. If you're one of the 65 million people who voted for Hillary, I hope this book will help you cope with the stress, negativity, depression and rage; a little douchebag wisdom can get you through. Laughter helps. If you're one of the 62 million who voted for Trump but are now disillusioned or angry, read on. Hopefully, this book will give us all talking points and new perspectives because this planet and the people need healing! If you're one of the 92 million people who didn't vote in the 2016 presidential election, WAKE-UP! The world needs you! Trump is implementing policies that affect every part of our lives. We'll be feeling the repercussions for years. YOU will determine who wins the 2018 mid-term elections as well as the White House in 2020. May these words inspire you to speak-up and be counted. Vote! Whether Trump is the hero or villain in your Hollywood story, for all of us, my hope is to foster a dialogue. Let's explore the comedy and tragedy of Donald Trump, his Administration, the Congress, and their policies as told through movie villains: Trumpzilla, TrumpFace, Trumpenstein, DarthTrump, the Grand Nagus, King Dong, the Grinch, Scrooge and others. You're not crazy! We're all feeling it-the Trump Effect. It'll take a bit of twisty logic, but we are not helpless or hopeless; we are Americans! It's time to get informed and get involved. It's time to spread the love and the light. We need a grassroots effort to make this a kinder, gentler world and that starts with each of us. Pick a chapter, pick a movie, pick an issue, pick a friend, and let the healing begin. Let Douchebag Wisdom guide you. And, for the love of the planet, get out and vote!
| Author | : N. K. Jemisin |
| Publisher | : Quirk Books |
| Total Pages | : 229 |
| Release | : 2011-08-02 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1594745307 |
The essential companion for the geek era: a fusion of inspirational quotes, philosophy, and pop culture drawn from the entire cult-classic canon of film, TV, books, comics, and science. Celebrate nerd culture by taking a page out of your all-time favorites, like Star Wars and Star Trek, The Lord of the Rings and Dune—and much more! Computer nerds are our titans of industry; comic-book superheroes are our Hollywood idols; the Internet is our night on the town. Clearly, geeks know something about life in the 21st century that other folks don’t—something we all can learn from. Geek Wisdom takes as gospel some 200 of the most powerful and oft-cited quotes from movies (“Where we’re going, we don’t need roads”), television (“Now we know—and knowing is half the battle”), literature (“All that is gold does not glitter”), games, science, the Internet, and more. Now these beloved pearls of modern-day culture have been painstakingly interpreted by a diverse team of hardcore nerds with their imaginations turned up to 11. Yes, this collection of mini-essays is by, for, and about geeks—but it’s just so surprisingly profound, the rest of us would have to be dorks not to read it. So say we all.
| Author | : Hanna Norlin |
| Publisher | : BoD - Books on Demand |
| Total Pages | : 126 |
| Release | : 2020-02-10 |
| Genre | : Travel |
| ISBN | : 9198554778 |
Till alla äventyrliga själar som vill bryta normer och göra sina drömmar och visioner till verklighet. Följ med Hanna genom hennes liv, företag och resa i världen. Denna bok är för dig som vill lämna boxen som känns för liten och klaustrofobisk för dig. Om du vågar drömma stort, agera på din passion och det du brinner för så kan är den här boken ditt stöd och inspiration på din resa. Boken är på engelska ----------------------------- To the wild-hearted adventurers longing to break the norms, create a life on the own terms and make their visions into a reality. Everything should have been perfect. A perfect job after a perfect university program, amazing friends and fun activities to occupy her in her spare time. The map was all laid out, better job, more money, bigger house, settle down and get a family and live happily afterwards. But she didn't want it. Didn't want to continue to build that "perfect life". This is a compilation of her insights from life, business and everything during her travels. This book is for you who long to leave a box that is too small for you. If that resonates with you; now is the time to play big, to act on your passions and go for your dreams. This book is your support and inspiration on that journey.
| Author | : Schmidt |
| Publisher | : Harper Collins |
| Total Pages | : 252 |
| Release | : 2012-09-18 |
| Genre | : Performing Arts |
| ISBN | : 006223868X |
Before Jess was the new girl, there was Nick, Winston, Schmidt . . . and The Douchebag Jar. Originally devised to do nothing more than alter Schmidt's wardrobe, hairstyle, and personality, the Douchebag Jar has become an apartment-wide phenomenon, forever changing the way douche-like behavior is viewed, policed, and penalized. Compiled and annotated by Schmidt himself, The Douche Journals catalogs the jar's first years in existence. Every jar-worthy outfit, faux pas, and innuendo is captured exquisitely and for all time, transporting fans and scholars alike into the inner orbit of a master douche at the height of his powers. Comprehensive, unflinching, and fully illustrated, The Douche Journals delves deep into the annals of douchery.
| Author | : Sheila Marie Hill |
| Publisher | : Xlibris Corporation |
| Total Pages | : 80 |
| Release | : 2016-12-05 |
| Genre | : Self-Help |
| ISBN | : 1524564575 |
Believe it or not, we are all boxed in by God, his Spirit, and the angels. You cant go far without himhe is there no matter how far you go. People there are causes, and what affects them is ruled by God, not the government. As a believer, many issues have turned into drama in their lives. Also as a writer, I know that Gods word strongly confronts and convicts where necessary if allowed. When we wake each morning, our clocks are set and tuned for a new day and a new way to help others. The needs of Gods people are being shut off by useless, controlling politics, non-religion, and just plain discouragement, suffering, the insides dying, confidence depleting, and the self-esteem being lowered because of misleading or information. Im not Captain Kirk, but traveling into the unknown is an adventure and is indeed a pleasurehopefully, an awakening to the dying and the dead. I hope to be a fresh and pleasant fragrance to the new and the old readers by exhorting every possibility and raising all to heights that align each one of us in accord for the love that God has prepared for our lives.
| Author | : Carla Collins |
| Publisher | : Gildan Media LLC aka G&D Media |
| Total Pages | : |
| Release | : 2018-10-09 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 1722520639 |
In this candid confessional, comedian Carla Collins divides the world into the angels who guide us, inspire us, and save our butts; the sexy and trendy vampires who suck the life out of us; and the douche bags who constantly annoy, disgust, and taunt us. With a fast wit, fake breasts and real heart, Collins shares her unconventional journey from a small steel town in Ontario, Canada, to Tinseltown, L.A. On this wild and revealing romp, she navigates her way through 72 imaginary friends, multiple fiancés, eight dogs, two marriages, and one topless grandmother. Her hard-earned life lessons will show you that by taking risks, embracing humiliation and tapping into the power of laughter, anything is possible—and everyone is manageable. Attract more angels into your life, control your vampires, and keep all the douche bags at bay. Angels, Vampires and Douche Bags is original, edgy, uplifting and laugh-out-loud funny.
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| Publisher | : PHILIP RENDADO |
| Total Pages | : 961 |
| Release | : 2023-07-29 |
| Genre | : Business & Economics |
| ISBN | : |
If you retire, you expire. If you rest, you rust. Andrew Tate & his brother Tristan are now conquering the world. Most people don't even know it yet. People are now starting to recognize them. Peons awaken! For this very reason they would try to shut down Andrew & Tristan Tate's platforms to spread masculinity and rescue people from poverty. We have compiled a SHORT series of INTERVIEWS, quotes, wisdom & deleted tweets from their social media & this will always be update for challenges will always come. Problem would always come. CONQUEST IS A MUST!
| Author | : Wesley Jacques |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 173 |
| Release | : 2012-11-01 |
| Genre | : True Crime |
| ISBN | : 1620879018 |
“Don’t let your tongue be your worst enemy.” —John “Sonny” Franzese “You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.” —Al Capone “I never lie to any man because I don't fear anyone. The only time you lie is when you are afraid.” —John Gotti Despite the fact that secrecy is vital to the Mob, mobsters have revealed themselves to be notorious gossips, prone to bragging, and even outrageous loudmouths. Delve into the inner workings of the Mob and the mindset of those who run it through these mesmerizing quotes from some of the smoothest and most dangerous criminals, real and fictional, who ever made headlines. Whether they’re spilling to their lawyers or making blood-chilling threats, mobsters reveal startling insights on leadership, guilt, and loyalty. While at times shocking, crude, and even unintentionally funny, these quotes also help us to see the humanity behind these dark bosses of the underworld . . . and give us a little insight into the dark side of our own natures, as well.
| Author | : T. J. Kirk |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 322 |
| Release | : 2013-06-12 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781490425306 |
The Douchebag Bible' is comprehensive anthology of all three major books published by controversial YouTube star, The Amazing Atheist (AKA TJ Kirk): 'Scumbag: Musings of a Subhuman (abridged)', 'In Defense of Evil: Why Good is Bad and Bad Is Good, ' and 'Neckbeard Uprising.
| Author | : S.N. GARZA |
| Publisher | : SNGARZAbooks |
| Total Pages | : 440 |
| Release | : 2020-07-16 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
Fall in love with the Alpha Douchebags of Grifton Falls University! A new adult, contemporary romance series with all the angst, passion and dirty, foul-mouthed boys who know how to handle girls with curves. These college boys think it’s all fun and games... until they meet the one. Alpha Douchebag: The Prince, is part of a DUET!!!! The Alpha Douchebags have two rules. No girlfriends. No kissing on the mouth. All his life, Gabriel Saint has had everything he’s ever wanted. The house. The truck. The girls. His college rugby team is a shoe-in for state championship. His senior year is supposed to be his best yet. All the girls want him. All the guys want to be him. Until freshman Willow Mason shows up and throws his world off its axis. And suddenly, everything he wants, doesn’t matter anymore. All he wants is her. All he sees, is her. He won’t let anything stand in his way. When Willow gets a scholarship to one of the top ten universities in the nation, she knew she couldn’t give the opportunity away. But when she arrives on campus, she’s hated on sight. The little college town doesn’t like outsiders. She doesn’t let the privileged, rich, elitists get the best of her. When she locks stares with the most powerful and popular guy on campus, she tries to resist, but not for long. Soon they’re spending every waking minute together. He can’t get enough of her sweet, tempting body and she falls deeper in love with a guy who may never love her back.
