The Serminator

The Serminator
Author: Daily Design
Publisher:
Total Pages: 90
Release: 2020-06-02
Genre:
ISBN:

Make your pastor smile with this funny notebook designed specifically for preachers. The "The Serminator" notebook is perfect to show your pastor that you love and appreciate him while still adding a bit of humor to it. What you need to know about this Journal: The cover is printed with a durable black matte finish. Protects against scratches and scuffs. 6x9-inch Journal 90 Pages of Lined Paper Designed for preachers

Things I Want To Say To My Students But I Can't

Things I Want To Say To My Students But I Can't
Author: Teacher Appreciation
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2019-05-02
Genre:
ISBN: 9781096663874

This Wonderful Sarcastic notebook / journal is an awesome teacher gift under 10 dollars and it's the perfect way to show your gratitude and how much your appreciate you best teacher ever. The best thing about this teacher notebook is it has a Convenient size to take anywher, and it has 110 blank lined pages, can be used as journal, notebook, planner or doodle book. This funny teacher gifts is perfect for: Teacher Retirement Gifts Teacher Appreciation Gifts Teacher Thank You Gifts Teacher day gift and many more...

How to Cope with a Massive Penis: Inappropriate, Outrageously Funny Joke Notebook Disguised as a Real 6x9 Paperback - Fool Your Friends with This Awes

How to Cope with a Massive Penis: Inappropriate, Outrageously Funny Joke Notebook Disguised as a Real 6x9 Paperback - Fool Your Friends with This Awes
Author: Novelty-Notebooks Com
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 150
Release: 2019-03-18
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 9781090863027

How to cope with a MASSIVE PENIS: Hilarious, Inappropriate and downright rude, this outrageous, novelty notebook is the perfect gift, guaranteed to raise eyebrows. Play a hilarious practical joke on your friends by gifting them this laugh out loud, customised journal. Watch the reaction of your co workers when they see this sat on your desk or check out the strange looks when you get this out on the subway, tube or bus. Give this notebook as a birthday, Christmas, weddings or just because. The look on the recipients face will be priceless! Imagine your in-laws faces when they see this sat on your bookshelf or coffee table. From the blurb: For some it may sound like a blessing, but for those who truly suffer this terrible syndrome it can be quite awful. This book is a personal account of how the author overcame his problem and came out smiling. For Karl, that all too familiar sound of "It's too big" still haunts him to this day but now he has found solace in helping others cope with their massive penis Features: Size: 6" x 9" inch Paper: College-ruled on white paper Pages: 150 high quality pages Cover: Soft, matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college Makes a great Christmas, birthday, mothers day, graduation or beginning of the school year gift for Men & Women and Boys & Girls Hand designed, Unique gift. Disclaimer: this note book has no content. It is a 150 page 6"x9" ruled paperback notebook designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.

Rumple Buttercup: A Story of Bananas, Belonging, and Being Yourself Heirloom Edition

Rumple Buttercup: A Story of Bananas, Belonging, and Being Yourself Heirloom Edition
Author: Matthew Gray Gubler
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 137
Release: 2021-11-09
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0593480422

Don't miss this rare collector’s edition of the uplifting #1 New York Times bestseller from Matthew Gray Gubler. Rumple Buttercup has five crooked teeth, three strands of hair, green skin, and his left foot is slightly bigger than his right. He is weird. Join him and Candy Corn Carl (his imaginary friend made of trash) as they learn the joy of individuality as well as the magic of belonging. This keepsake edition is the perfect gift for kids (and grown-up kids), and features all new cover art, a ribbon bookmark, plus a special note from Matthew and Rumple.

The Douche Journals

The Douche Journals
Author: Schmidt
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 252
Release: 2012-09-18
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 006223868X

Before Jess was the new girl, there was Nick, Winston, Schmidt . . . and The Douchebag Jar. Originally devised to do nothing more than alter Schmidt's wardrobe, hairstyle, and personality, the Douchebag Jar has become an apartment-wide phenomenon, forever changing the way douche-like behavior is viewed, policed, and penalized. Compiled and annotated by Schmidt himself, The Douche Journals catalogs the jar's first years in existence. Every jar-worthy outfit, faux pas, and innuendo is captured exquisitely and for all time, transporting fans and scholars alike into the inner orbit of a master douche at the height of his powers. Comprehensive, unflinching, and fully illustrated, The Douche Journals delves deep into the annals of douchery.

Just Add Magic

Just Add Magic
Author: Cindy Callaghan
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 189
Release: 2010-10-12
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1442402695

Take three friends. Add an old cookbook. Combine with cute boys and a pinch of magic…and see what kind of chaos ensues! When Kelly Quinn and her two BFFs discover a dusty old cookbook while cleaning out the attic, the girls decide to try a few of the mysterious and supposedly magical recipes that are inside. To their surprise, the Keep ’Em Quiet Cobbler actually silences Kelly’s pesky little brother and the Hexberry Tart puts a curse on mean girl Charlotte. Is it possible that the recipes really are magic? Who wrote them and where did they come from? And most importantly of all, when boys get involved, what kind of trouble are the girls stirring up for themselves?

Based on a True Story

Based on a True Story
Author: Norm Macdonald
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 245
Release: 2016-09-20
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0812993632

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “Driving, wild and hilarious” (The Washington Post), here is the incredible “memoir” of the legendary actor, gambler, raconteur, and Saturday Night Live veteran. When Norm Macdonald, one of the greatest stand-up comics of all time, was approached to write a celebrity memoir, he flatly refused, calling the genre “one step below instruction manuals.” Norm then promptly took a two-year hiatus from stand-up comedy to live on a farm in northern Canada. When he emerged he had under his arm a manuscript, a genre-smashing book about comedy, tragedy, love, loss, war, and redemption. When asked if this was the celebrity memoir, Norm replied, “Call it anything you damn like.”

Funny Shit My Students Say

Funny Shit My Students Say
Author: Teacher Gift
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 122
Release: 2019-05-03
Genre:
ISBN: 9781096717690

Funny Shit My Students Say: Funny Teacher Gift Journal, Blank Lined Notebook This teachers notebook is perfect for writing all those humorous and hilarious conversations and things your students say in the classroom. What a fun way to write, record and remember all those cute memorable quotes you heard worth jotting down! No matter how you feel, students can always come up with the pretty darndest things that makes you smile and make your heart full. Whether teachers like documenting in private or sharing the outrageous quips with family and friends, they'll love having those lasting memories of their classrooms. Filled with 120 pages, that can be used for shopping lists, notes or use as a diary. Will make great gifts for birthday, Christmas, a new teacher or well seasoned, women or men. Each page features white college ruled paper. Book size is 6x9. Matte finish cover.

Food Journal & Blood Sugar Log

Food Journal & Blood Sugar Log
Author: I. S. Anderson
Publisher:
Total Pages: 216
Release: 2018-03-23
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN: 9781947399013

Researchers have found that keeping a food diary helps you to be accountable for your eating habits and is especially important for diabetics as it allows you to uncover unhealthy patterns and identify trigger foods. The Food Journal & Blood Sugar Log will help you to not only count carbs, but also to track your blood sugar levels four times per day - before breakfast (fasting), after breakfast, before and after lunch, before and after dinner, and at bedtime. It can be used with any food or exercise program and provides: 95 days of journaling - two pages per day Plenty of room to record three meals and three snacks per day Enough space to record your physical activities The option of tracking calories, carbs, added sugar, fiber, protein, and/or fat The ability to track water intake, sleep patterns, and vitamins/supplements/meds A nutrition index with over 100 whole foods, including fruits, vegetables, protein foods, whole grains, refined grains, and dairy A page for you to record your most commonly eaten foods and their nutritional counts