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Author | : Harry Bergen |
Publisher | : Penguin |
Total Pages | : 140 |
Release | : 2007-04-24 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1101498196 |
How are lawyer jokes different from lawyers? Lawyer jokes never lose their appeal. Like the sound of that? Then this is the joke book for you. (Just be sure to keep it away from your lawyer.)
Author | : Elizabeth Laugeson |
Publisher | : Taylor & Francis |
Total Pages | : 539 |
Release | : 2017-01-12 |
Genre | : Medical |
ISBN | : 1315297043 |
Session 1. Trading information and starting conversations -- session 2. Trading information and maintaining conversations -- session 3. Finding a source of friends -- session 4. Electronic communication -- session 5. Appropriate use of humor -- session 6. Entering group conversations -- session 7. Exiting conversations -- session 8. Get-togethers -- session 9. Dating etiquette : letting someone know you like them -- session 10. Dating etiquette : asking someone on a date -- session 11. Dating etiquette : going on dates -- session 12. Dating etiquette : dating do's and don'ts -- session 13. Handling disagreements -- session 14. Handling direct bullying -- session 15. Handling indirect bullying -- session 16. Moving forward and graduation.
Author | : L. V. Scott |
Publisher | : AuthorHouse |
Total Pages | : 1058 |
Release | : 2020-03-19 |
Genre | : Art |
ISBN | : 1728351030 |
A comprehensive summary of what lies within these pages could not be brought to be. I fear toying with expectations will muddy what one may read. For If there was a summary for beauty I’d have no content.
Author | : Douglas McLaughlin |
Publisher | : The Guest Cottage, Inc. |
Total Pages | : 132 |
Release | : 2003-09 |
Genre | : Philosophy |
ISBN | : 9781930596245 |
Our fast-paced world is filled with books, tapes and television shows that tell us how great life can be if we just listen to them and buy their products. It seems that our lives need to follow the same road as the crowd or we won't be happy. In The Back Porch Philosopher, Doug McLaughlin uses cliches, both popular and unheard of, to relay stories and spread the wisdom that we all have the power within us to find happiness. McLaughlin's engaging words and conversational style will make you laugh and make you think about life's choices.
Author | : Marcus Tullius Cicero |
Publisher | : Princeton University Press |
Total Pages | : 326 |
Release | : 2021-03-30 |
Genre | : Philosophy |
ISBN | : 0691211078 |
Timeless advice about how to use humor to win over any audience Can jokes win a hostile room, a hopeless argument, or even an election? You bet they can, according to Cicero, and he knew what he was talking about. One of Rome’s greatest politicians, speakers, and lawyers, Cicero was also reputedly one of antiquity’s funniest people. After he was elected commander-in-chief and head of state, his enemies even started calling him “the stand-up Consul.” How to Tell a Joke provides a lively new translation of Cicero’s essential writing on humor alongside that of the later Roman orator and educator Quintilian. The result is a timeless practical guide to how a well-timed joke can win over any audience. As powerful as jokes can be, they are also hugely risky. The line between a witty joke and an offensive one isn’t always clear. Cross it and you’ll look like a clown, or worse. Here, Cicero and Quintilian explore every aspect of telling jokes—while avoiding costly mistakes. Presenting the sections on humor in Cicero’s On the Ideal Orator and Quintilian’s The Education of the Orator, complete with an enlightening introduction and the original Latin on facing pages, How to Tell a Joke examines the risks and rewards of humor and analyzes basic types that readers can use to write their own jokes. Filled with insight, wit, and examples, including more than a few lawyer jokes, How to Tell a Joke will appeal to anyone interested in humor or the art of public speaking.
Author | : Sterling Publishing Company |
Publisher | : Sterling |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2003 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781402709609 |
"Attorneys, judges, plaintiffs, and defendants: in these comic quips and riddles, everyone in the courtroom goes on trial"--Page 4 of cover.
Author | : Mark Pieth |
Publisher | : Edward Elgar Publishing |
Total Pages | : 459 |
Release | : 2023-12-11 |
Genre | : Law |
ISBN | : 1802206493 |
Presenting the broad spectrum of interdisciplinary academic research on corruption, this essential reference book examines anti-corruption legislation, governance mechanisms, international instruments, and other preventative measures intended to tackle corruption. Including over 100 entries and adopting a comprehensive approach to researching and combating corruption, this Encyclopedia covers the key ideas, concepts, and theories in corruption law.
Author | : Steven Bloom |
Publisher | : W. W. Norton & Company |
Total Pages | : 204 |
Release | : 1997 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 9780393040470 |
The story of Izzy, a New York street player in the aftermath of World War II. A former boxer and ex-GI with a head full of shrapnel he lives off a disability pension, augmenting it with his concertina. A philosopher and a ladies' man, Izzy dazzles them with his Jewish jokes and his songs. The novel recreates the ambiance of the 1940s.
Author | : Timothy L. Cerepaka |
Publisher | : Annulus Publishing |
Total Pages | : 98 |
Release | : 2015-10-27 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : |
Breaking the law is sometimes the most lawful thing to do. Having been framed for crimes he did not commit, the robotic law enforcer known as J997 must break even more laws as he attempts to stop the secret organization called Reunification from reuniting the worlds. He and his allies—the surviving members of the organization known as the Foundation—will need the aid of the best agent in the Foundation in order to stop Reunification once and for all. But when it turns out that this agent has been arrested and thrown into the most secure prison in the world, J997 and his allies must break him out of prison before his scheduled execution. If they fail to rescue this agent, then their chances of defeating Reunification and saving the world will become nearly hopeless. KEYWORDS: Science-fiction, science-fantasy, science-fiction/fantasy crossover, science-fiction adventure, science-fiction action adventure, science-fiction and fantasy series, science-fiction series
Author | : Timothy L. Cerepaka |
Publisher | : Annulus Publishing |
Total Pages | : 110 |
Release | : 2015-10-10 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : |
Persistent doubt is not easily ignored. As the newest agent of the secret organization known as Reunification, Rii firmly believes in the Mission laid out in the organization's goals. He works alongside his formerly long-lost sister, who has changed much since her disappearance six years ago, and dreams about bringing the Mission to completion some day soon. But when Rii stumbles upon the true nature of the organization, he finds himself torn between continuing to serve the Mission and quitting Reunification entirely. The matter is complicated by his loyalty to his sister, who he does not wish to betray, despite his gradually weakening loyalty to the cause. With his conscience and loyalty battling each other in his mind, Rii finds himself faced with a diffcult dilemma, one that, regardless of his choice, will change his life—and the lives of his family—forever. KEYWORDS: Science-fiction, science-fantasy, science-fiction/fantasy crossover, science-fiction adventure, science-fiction action adventure, science-fiction and fantasy series, science-fiction series