Don't Even Think About Telling this Joke to a Lawyer

Don't Even Think About Telling this Joke to a Lawyer
Author: Harry Bergen
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 140
Release: 2007-04-24
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1101498196

How are lawyer jokes different from lawyers? Lawyer jokes never lose their appeal. Like the sound of that? Then this is the joke book for you. (Just be sure to keep it away from your lawyer.)

PEERS® for Young Adults

PEERS® for Young Adults
Author: Elizabeth Laugeson
Publisher: Taylor & Francis
Total Pages: 539
Release: 2017-01-12
Genre: Medical
ISBN: 1315297043

Session 1. Trading information and starting conversations -- session 2. Trading information and maintaining conversations -- session 3. Finding a source of friends -- session 4. Electronic communication -- session 5. Appropriate use of humor -- session 6. Entering group conversations -- session 7. Exiting conversations -- session 8. Get-togethers -- session 9. Dating etiquette : letting someone know you like them -- session 10. Dating etiquette : asking someone on a date -- session 11. Dating etiquette : going on dates -- session 12. Dating etiquette : dating do's and don'ts -- session 13. Handling disagreements -- session 14. Handling direct bullying -- session 15. Handling indirect bullying -- session 16. Moving forward and graduation.

Memoirs of a God

Memoirs of a God
Author: L. V. Scott
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Total Pages: 1058
Release: 2020-03-19
Genre: Art
ISBN: 1728351030

A comprehensive summary of what lies within these pages could not be brought to be. I fear toying with expectations will muddy what one may read. For If there was a summary for beauty I’d have no content.

The Back Porch Philosopher

The Back Porch Philosopher
Author: Douglas McLaughlin
Publisher: The Guest Cottage, Inc.
Total Pages: 132
Release: 2003-09
Genre: Philosophy
ISBN: 9781930596245

Our fast-paced world is filled with books, tapes and television shows that tell us how great life can be if we just listen to them and buy their products. It seems that our lives need to follow the same road as the crowd or we won't be happy. In The Back Porch Philosopher, Doug McLaughlin uses cliches, both popular and unheard of, to relay stories and spread the wisdom that we all have the power within us to find happiness. McLaughlin's engaging words and conversational style will make you laugh and make you think about life's choices.

How to Tell a Joke

How to Tell a Joke
Author: Marcus Tullius Cicero
Publisher: Princeton University Press
Total Pages: 326
Release: 2021-03-30
Genre: Philosophy
ISBN: 0691211078

Timeless advice about how to use humor to win over any audience Can jokes win a hostile room, a hopeless argument, or even an election? You bet they can, according to Cicero, and he knew what he was talking about. One of Rome’s greatest politicians, speakers, and lawyers, Cicero was also reputedly one of antiquity’s funniest people. After he was elected commander-in-chief and head of state, his enemies even started calling him “the stand-up Consul.” How to Tell a Joke provides a lively new translation of Cicero’s essential writing on humor alongside that of the later Roman orator and educator Quintilian. The result is a timeless practical guide to how a well-timed joke can win over any audience. As powerful as jokes can be, they are also hugely risky. The line between a witty joke and an offensive one isn’t always clear. Cross it and you’ll look like a clown, or worse. Here, Cicero and Quintilian explore every aspect of telling jokes—while avoiding costly mistakes. Presenting the sections on humor in Cicero’s On the Ideal Orator and Quintilian’s The Education of the Orator, complete with an enlightening introduction and the original Latin on facing pages, How to Tell a Joke examines the risks and rewards of humor and analyzes basic types that readers can use to write their own jokes. Filled with insight, wit, and examples, including more than a few lawyer jokes, How to Tell a Joke will appeal to anyone interested in humor or the art of public speaking.

Best Lawyer Jokes Ever

Best Lawyer Jokes Ever
Author: Sterling Publishing Company
Publisher: Sterling
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2003
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781402709609

"Attorneys, judges, plaintiffs, and defendants: in these comic quips and riddles, everyone in the courtroom goes on trial"--Page 4 of cover.

Elgar Concise Encyclopedia of Corruption Law

Elgar Concise Encyclopedia of Corruption Law
Author: Mark Pieth
Publisher: Edward Elgar Publishing
Total Pages: 459
Release: 2023-12-11
Genre: Law
ISBN: 1802206493

Presenting the broad spectrum of interdisciplinary academic research on corruption, this essential reference book examines anti-corruption legislation, governance mechanisms, international instruments, and other preventative measures intended to tackle corruption. Including over 100 entries and adopting a comprehensive approach to researching and combating corruption, this Encyclopedia covers the key ideas, concepts, and theories in corruption law.

No New Jokes

No New Jokes
Author: Steven Bloom
Publisher: W. W. Norton & Company
Total Pages: 204
Release: 1997
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9780393040470

The story of Izzy, a New York street player in the aftermath of World War II. A former boxer and ex-GI with a head full of shrapnel he lives off a disability pension, augmenting it with his concertina. A philosopher and a ladies' man, Izzy dazzles them with his Jewish jokes and his songs. The novel recreates the ambiance of the 1940s.

Retaliation (science fiction/fantasy crossover)

Retaliation (science fiction/fantasy crossover)
Author: Timothy L. Cerepaka
Publisher: Annulus Publishing
Total Pages: 98
Release: 2015-10-27
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Breaking the law is sometimes the most lawful thing to do. Having been framed for crimes he did not commit, the robotic law enforcer known as J997 must break even more laws as he attempts to stop the secret organization called Reunification from reuniting the worlds. He and his allies—the surviving members of the organization known as the Foundation—will need the aid of the best agent in the Foundation in order to stop Reunification once and for all. But when it turns out that this agent has been arrested and thrown into the most secure prison in the world, J997 and his allies must break him out of prison before his scheduled execution. If they fail to rescue this agent, then their chances of defeating Reunification and saving the world will become nearly hopeless. KEYWORDS: Science-fiction, science-fantasy, science-fiction/fantasy crossover, science-fiction adventure, science-fiction action adventure, science-fiction and fantasy series, science-fiction series

Allegiance (science fiction/fantasy crossover)

Allegiance (science fiction/fantasy crossover)
Author: Timothy L. Cerepaka
Publisher: Annulus Publishing
Total Pages: 110
Release: 2015-10-10
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Persistent doubt is not easily ignored. As the newest agent of the secret organization known as Reunification, Rii firmly believes in the Mission laid out in the organization's goals. He works alongside his formerly long-lost sister, who has changed much since her disappearance six years ago, and dreams about bringing the Mission to completion some day soon. But when Rii stumbles upon the true nature of the organization, he finds himself torn between continuing to serve the Mission and quitting Reunification entirely. The matter is complicated by his loyalty to his sister, who he does not wish to betray, despite his gradually weakening loyalty to the cause. With his conscience and loyalty battling each other in his mind, Rii finds himself faced with a diffcult dilemma, one that, regardless of his choice, will change his life—and the lives of his family—forever. KEYWORDS: Science-fiction, science-fantasy, science-fiction/fantasy crossover, science-fiction adventure, science-fiction action adventure, science-fiction and fantasy series, science-fiction series