Don't Eat the Teacher!

Don't Eat the Teacher!
Author: Nick Ward
Publisher: Scholastic Children's
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2008
Genre: Children's stories
ISBN: 9781407105987

Sammy the shark is so excited about the first day of school, he tries to eat everything in his path.

We Don't Eat Our Classmates

We Don't Eat Our Classmates
Author: Ryan T. Higgins
Publisher: Disney Electronic Content
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2018-06-19
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1368041809

It's the first day of school for Penelope Rex, and she can't wait to meet her classmates. But it's hard to make human friends when they're so darn delicious! That is, until Penelope gets a taste of her own medicine and finds she may not be at the top of the food chain after all. . . . Readers will gobble up this hilarious new story from award-winning author-illustrator Ryan T. Higgins.

How to Get Your Teacher Ready

How to Get Your Teacher Ready
Author: Jean Reagan
Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 18
Release: 2017-07-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0553538276

Learn how to get your teacher ready for back to school…from the first dayl to graduation! The kids are in charge in this hilarious classroom adventure--from the creators of the New York Times bestseller How to Babysit a Grandpa. This humorous new book in the beloved HOW TO . . . series takes readers through a fun and busy school year. Written in tongue-in-cheek instructional style, a class of adorable students gives tips and tricks for getting a teacher ready—for the first day of school, and all the events and milestones that will follow (picture day, holiday concert, the 100th day of school, field day!). And along the way, children will see that getting their teacher ready is really getting themselves ready. Filled with charming role-reversal humor, this is a playful and heartwarming celebration of teachers and students. A fun read-a-loud to prepare for first day jitters, back-to-school readiness or end of year celebrations.. The fun doesn't stop! Check out more HOW TO... picture books: How to Babysit a Grandpa How to Babysit a Grandma How to Catch Santa How to Get Your Teacher Ready How to Raise a Mom How to Read to a Grandma or Grandpa

That's Why We Don't Eat Animals

That's Why We Don't Eat Animals
Author: Ruby Roth
Publisher: North Atlantic Books
Total Pages: 50
Release: 2009-05-26
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1556437854

That’s Why We Don’t Eat Animals uses colorful artwork and lively text to introduce vegetarianism and veganism to early readers (ages six to ten). Written and illustrated by Ruby Roth, the book features an endearing animal cast of pigs, turkeys, cows, quail, turtles, and dolphins. These creatures are shown in both their natural state—rooting around, bonding, nuzzling, cuddling, grooming one another, and charming each other with their family instincts and rituals—and in the terrible conditions of the factory farm. The book also describes the negative effects eating meat has on the environment. A separate section entitled “What Else Can We Do?” suggests ways children can learn more about the vegetarian and vegan lifestyles, such as:“Celebrate Thanksgiving with a vegan feast” or “Buy clothes, shoes, belts, and bags that are not made from leather or other animal skins or fur.” This compassionate, informative book offers both an entertaining read and a resource to inspire parents and children to talk about a timely, increasingly important subject. That's Why We Don't Eat Animals official website: http://wedonteatanimals.com/

Please Don't Eat Me

Please Don't Eat Me
Author: Liz Climo
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 37
Release: 2019-10-15
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0316530654

Beloved author-illustrator Liz Climo is back with a hilarious take on (reluctant) friendship that will appeal to fans of We Don't Eat Our Classmates and I Want My Hat Back! When a carefree bunny is approached by a voracious bear in the woods, Bunny has just one request: "Please don't eat me." But the bear has a never-ending list of requests, and Bunny realizes maybe Bear isn't as hungry as he'd let on...maybe he just wants his new friend's company for a while. This witty and poignant exploration of predator and prey will have children and parents alike roaring with laughter--and looking for their next meal.

Please Don't Eat the Teacher!

Please Don't Eat the Teacher!
Author: Scott Ciencin
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2000
Genre: Children's stories
ISBN: 9780679888468

Patience is an impulsive tomboy with a secret crush on a popular boy. But now there's a more pressing matter. She's been thrown back in time, into the body of an Acrocanthosaurus, the biggest and meanest predator of prehistoric times. And she's trying desperately not to eat her science teacher!

Monsters Don't Eat Broccoli

Monsters Don't Eat Broccoli
Author: Barbara Jean Hicks
Publisher: Dragonfly Books
Total Pages: 42
Release: 2014-08-05
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 038575521X

What do monsters eat? The waitress in this restaurant just doesn’t have a clue. Monsters don’t eat broccoli! How could she think we do? In this rollicking picture book written by Barbara Jean Hicks and illustrated by Sue Hendra, monsters insist they don’t like broccoli. They’d rather snack on tractors or a rocket ship or two, or tender trailer tidbits, or a wheely, steely stew. But boy do those trees they’re munching on look an awful lot like broccoli. Maybe vegetables aren’t so bad after all! This hilarious book will have youngsters laughing out loud and craving healthy monster snacks of their own.

Zombies Don't Eat Veggies!

Zombies Don't Eat Veggies!
Author: Jorge Lacera
Publisher: Children's Book Press (CA)
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2019-04-02
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781620147948

Mo Romero is a zombie who loves nothing more than growing, cooking, and eating vegetables. Tomatoes? Tantalizing. Peppers? Pure perfection! The problem? Mo's parents insist that their niño eat only zombie cuisine, like arm--panadas and finger foods. They tell Mo over and over that zombies don't eat veggies. But Mo can't imagine a lifetime of just eating zombie food and giving up his veggies. As he questions his own zombie identity, Mo tries his best to convince his parents to give peas a chance. Super duo Megan and Jorge Lacera make their picture--book debut with this sweet story about family, self--discovery, and the power of acceptance. It's a delectable tale that zombie and nonzombie fans alike will devour.

Don't Eat the Babysitter!

Don't Eat the Babysitter!
Author: Nick Ward
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2004
Genre: Babysitters
ISBN: 9780545096188

When their parents leave baby sharks, Sammy and Sophie with a babysitter, things are so exciting Sammy has to work hard on his unfortunate "biting" habit.

Piranhas Don't Eat Bananas

Piranhas Don't Eat Bananas
Author: Aaron Blabey
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2019-07-09
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 133849712X

Find out what piranhas eat -- and don't eat! -- in this new, irresistibly funny picture book from Aaron Blabey, the bestselling creator of Pig the Pug! Everyone knows that piranhas don't eat bananas -- except for Brian. This little fish loves to munch not only on bananas, but on fruit of all kinds! Brian's piranha friends think he's crazy. Piranhas don't eat bananas -- their sharp teeth are for eating meat! And there's a scrumptious pair of feet dangling in the water nearby...Rich with author-illustrator Aaron Blabey's hysterical text and unforgettably wacky illustrations, Piranhas Don't Eat Bananas is a hilarious story about trying new things -- no matter how strange they seem!