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| Author | : Anthony Paul Payne, Jr |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 92 |
| Release | : 2021-04-30 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : |
⚠WARNING!⚠ Strong languege, Crude/Sexual Humor and Adult Situations! In this comedic memoir, you will discover how a young gay boy sentenced to serve jail time survived his stay. In this wonderful book you will also learn heartfult stories about people who were incarcerated. Just because someone made a mistake doesn't mean they are bad people. ♥♥ DON'T KNOW A WORD USED IN THE BOOK? Just scroll to the back of the book and you will find a glossary of words a couple pages before the CROSSWORD AND WORD SEARCH! How many memoirs have you read that has a crossword and word search? "FU#K!!! WHY CAN'T I EVER DO WHAT I'M TOLD!"(c) DEDICATION★This book is for the brave LGBTQ Transgender community who have to fight every day to educate people on Trans awareness. It is also for the many Trans-woman who have lost their lives because they chose to live their truth. Let's make a change and help protect our brothers and sisters. ◆ Sneak Peek! ◆ "After I got my complimentary things, I was escorted to my cell block. On the way up to my cell block, in my head, I'm thinking, 'Man, I hope I get a sexy ass cellmate!". Walking into the cell block, a few guys were sitting at the tables playing cards or dominos and staring at me. I felt extremely awkward and like I was the closest thing to a woman they have seen in a while. I know I was looking cute as fuck because my eyebrows were on fleek and so was my hair. I did have other plans for the rest of my day, that did not include getting arrested and going to jail. Standing at the front of the room, holding my horseshit welcoming gifts; I felt like I was at an awkward BBQ and the other inmates wanted to fill my light skinned buns with their wieners." ENJOY!!! ♥ Romeo
| Author | : April Hilland |
| Publisher | : FriesenPress |
| Total Pages | : 25 |
| Release | : 2017-11-15 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 152551430X |
Maya Mae hates soap. It’s stinky, yucky, ewwy, pewwy and she’ll have nothing to do with it. Maya Mae’s mom thinks she has found the solution. Maya Mae doesn’t smell anymore ... but now the soap keeps disappearing and the rest of the family starts to smell funny too! Don't Eat The Soap is a hilarious take on the bathtime battle that happens in many houses each night around the world......
| Author | : Sigal Adler |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 41 |
| Release | : 2019-12-13 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781675058510 |
CHILDREN'S BOOKS ABOUT PERSONAL HYGIENE: All the soaps spoke, complained and cried, -- they were all unloved, as much as they tried. -- They huddled together against the bath wall, -- "Dirty Danny - doesn't want us, at all!"
| Author | : David Levithan |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 210 |
| Release | : 2015-03-17 |
| Genre | : Young Adult Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0698191684 |
TIME Magazine’s Top Ten Children’s Books of 2015 "Tiny Cooper stole our hearts." —Entertainment Weekly Especially for those of us who ordinarily feel ignored, a spotlight is a circle of magic, with the strength to draw us from the darkness of our everyday lives. Watch out, ex-boyfriends, and get out of the way, homophobic coaches. Tiny Cooper has something to say—and he’s going to say it in song. Filled with honesty, humor, and “big, lively, belty” musical numbers, Hold Me Closer is the no-holds-barred (and many-bars-held) entirety of the beloved musical first introduced in Will Grayson, Will Grayson, the award-winning bestseller by John Green and David Levithan. Tiny Cooper is finally taking center stage . . . and the world will never be the same again. “Tiny will have readers falling out of their chairs laughing. . . . It's big. It's gay. It's outrageous and hilarious.” —Kirkus Reviews ★"Levithan has turned in another star turn with a book that is witty, wise, and well worthy of an encore." —Booklist, starred review ★"Tiny’s passion for composing a big, beautiful life and a big, beautiful show overflows in thisthoroughly magical book.” —BCCB, starred review ★"Tiny Cooper . . . gets his own star turn." —Publishers Weekly, starred review
| Author | : Michael Singer |
| Publisher | : Bloomsbury Publishing USA |
| Total Pages | : 171 |
| Release | : 2013-02-20 |
| Genre | : Social Science |
| ISBN | : |
Rape is a fact of life for the incarcerated. Can American society maintain the commitment expressed in recent federal legislation to eliminate the rampant and costly sexual abuse that has been institutionalized into its system of incarceration? Each year, as many as 200,000 individuals are victims of various types of sexual abuse perpetrated in American prisons, jails, juvenile detention facilities, and lockups. As many as 80,000 of them suffer violent or repeated rape. Those who are outside the incarceration experience are largely unaware of this ongoing physical and mental damage—abuses that not only affect the victims and perpetrators, but also impose vast costs on society as a whole. This book supplies a uniquely full account of this widespread sexual abuse problem. Author Michael Singer has drawn on official reports to provide a realistic assessment of the staggering financial cost to society of this sexual abuse, and comprehensively addressed the current, severely limited legal procedures for combating sexual abuse in incarceration. The book also provides an evaluation of the Prison Rape Elimination Act of 2003 and its recently announced national standards, and assesses their likely future impact on the institution of prison rape in America.
| Author | : Niraalee Shah |
| Publisher | : Notion Press |
| Total Pages | : 430 |
| Release | : 2021-12-13 |
| Genre | : History |
| ISBN | : 163886554X |
India is a land of staggering diversity where ethnicity, culture, religion and language come together in a dazzling kaleidoscope of humanity. The North, South, East and West have their own distinct cultures and almost every state has carved its own cultural niche. This book takes you on a magical journey of celebrating the vibrant cultural diversity of India. If you are an Indian, or a foreigner and are visiting India, it is important that you take note of certain things. INDIAN ETIQUETTE - A Glimpse into India’s Culture throws light on the culture, customs, language, society, manners, and values— all helping you to understand the people and the vibrant country of India! Experience the Magic of each state and Celebrate the Culture of India with our author, trainer, coach and consultant Ms. Niraalee Shah.
| Author | : Richard O'Hanley |
| Publisher | : CRC Press |
| Total Pages | : 374 |
| Release | : 2013-08-29 |
| Genre | : Computers |
| ISBN | : 1040061486 |
Updated annually, this is the most comprehensive and up-to-date reference available on information security and assurance. Bringing together the knowledgerequired of IT security professionals, it facilitates the up-to-date understanding required to stay one step ahead of evolving threats, standards, and regulations. Reporting on the latest developments in information security and recent changes to the (ISC)2 CISSP Common Body of Knowledge (CBK), this volume features 27 new chapters on topics such as BYOD, IT consumerization, smart grids, security, and privacy.
| Author | : Marie Claire Lim Moore |
| Publisher | : Promontory Press Incorporated |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2014-07-04 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781927559604 |
At the center of many good stories - inspiring, entertaining, admittedly corny - is Marie Claire Lim Moore. Ask her about the time she and her family sat down with former Philippine President Corazon Aquino. Or the time she built houses in Mexico alongside former American President Jimmy Carter. Equally engaging are her everyday experiences and perspective on life. You will be interested to hear what she thinks is a relationship "deal breaker" or why Christmas should be regulated or why kids shouldn't say, "I'm bored."Don't Forget the Soap is a collection of anecdotes from different points in Claire's life: stories from the tight-knit Filipino community in Vancouver mix with memories of her move to New York, experiences at Yale and travels as a young executive. Underlying this narrative is the story of a global citizen who does not want to forget the fundamental values that come along with the "immigrant experience" as she and her husband raise their children in the increasingly glitzy expat bubble of Singapore. Her parents continue to remain a big influence in her life and her mother's reminders a grounding force. These stories will warm the heart and resonate with people of any culture.
| Author | : Aaron Peckham |
| Publisher | : Andrews McMeel Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 241 |
| Release | : 2009-01-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 0740788922 |
I have seen the future of slang dictionaries, and its name is urbandictionary.com." --Times (London) * Move over Merriam-Webster, Oxford, and American Heritage; your version of truthiness has hit the marble ceiling. Compiled from the wildly popular Web site urbandictionary.com, Mo' Urban Dictionary: Ridonkulous Street Slang Defined includes more than 2,000 of the latest contemporary slang entries. * Since the site's founding in 1999, more than 2.5 million definitions have been submitted. Thousands of new words and definitions are added each day. * Each alphabetized entry includes a word, a definition, and a sample sentence. Applejacked: Having your Apple iPod stolen. "Dude, on the train last night I totally got Applejacked!" bacon bit: A rent-a-cop; not good/important enough to be referred to as a "pig" or "bacon." "I thought we'd be in trouble when the 5-0 started rollin' up, but then I realized it was just the bacon bits--mall security." cruiser spoon: To park two police cruisers with the drivers' sides adjacent so that the officers can converse through the open windows. "Better slow down, the po-po are cruiser spooning in the parking lot ahead."
| Author | : Joe Rhatigan |
| Publisher | : Lark Books |
| Total Pages | : 116 |
| Release | : 2003 |
| Genre | : Crafts & Hobbies |
| ISBN | : 9781579904166 |
Melt-and-pour soapmaking is the perfect easy and safe craft for kids, and this is the ideal guide to teach them how to do it. All the basics are covered to ensure "sud-sational" success, and 56 fun projects and nearly 300 colorful photos add to the appeal. The fun begins with choosing a soap base and selecting molds, from 3-D seashells and eggs to sandbox toys. Add fragrance, color, or other pizzazzy extras, such as pearlescent powder, shimmery cosmetic grade glitter, crushed dried flower petals, or herbs. Children will have a blast getting wacky with gross-out eyeball soaps, making soap popsicles complete with a wooden stick, getting happy with smiley faces, fashioning a soapasaurus, or cooking up "alphabet soap." Great gift ideas include a Best Friend Soap Bracelet or clear bar with a photo embedded for Grandma. Plus, there are cool soap facts throughout.
