Don't Be a Dumb Criminal

Don't Be a Dumb Criminal
Author: Krystal Banks
Publisher:
Total Pages: 104
Release: 2017-12-02
Genre:
ISBN: 9781981354122

Don't Be a Dumb Criminal is a book that will help people understand how the court system works. Crime is everywhere! If you are innocent or guilty this book will get you on the right path. Attorneys are always needed but good lawyers are hard to find, especially when you don't know what kind of attorney you need. In this book I guide you to find the right attorney for yourself. I teach you about your rights and when and where to use them. Jail and prison is a big money game. I show you police tips and tricks they use against people. Prosecutors and cops are not all corrupt many of them seek justice especially if they are only hearing one side of the story from the witness. Detectives can jump the gun but hopefully in this book you will understand what to do to help you out of your situation. This book shows you how much time you could get if you commit a crime. This book helps you understand how to erase your criminal record and how the system sets you up. It helps people understand why it is important to go to jury duty and how jurors are supposed to look at cases. This book will clear up how unfair the system is and how you can make it fair.

The World's Dumbest Criminals

The World's Dumbest Criminals
Author: Daniel Butler
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 170
Release: 1997-07-13
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1418567337

First came the New York Times bestseller America's Dumbest Criminals™, then there were more amazing tales of stupid but true crimes in Wanted! Dumb or Alive. In this book, hilarious criminal cluelessness is uncovered on every continent in one hundred new stories.

Don't Be a Dumbass Criminal

Don't Be a Dumbass Criminal
Author: Krystal Banks
Publisher: Krystal Banks
Total Pages:
Release: 2017-07-27
Genre:
ISBN: 9780692916513

Don't Be a Dumbass Criminal is a book that will help people understand how the court system works. Crime is everywhere! If you are innocent or guilty this book will get you on the right path. Attorneys are always needed but good lawyers are hard to find, especially when you don't know what kind of attorney you need. In this book I guide you to find the right attorney for yourself. I teach you about your rights and when and where to use them. Jail and prison is a big money game. I show you police tips and tricks they use against people. Prosecutors and cops are not all corrupt many of them seek justice especially if they are only hearing one side of the story from the witness. Detectives can jump the gun but hopefully in this book you will understand what to do to help you out of your situation. This book shows you how much time you could get if you commit a crime. This book helps you understand how to erase your criminal record and how the system sets you up. It helps people understand why it is important to go to jury duty and how jurors are supposed to look at cases. This book will clear up how unfair the system is and how you can make it fair.

America's Dumbest Criminals

America's Dumbest Criminals
Author: Daniel Butler
Publisher: HarperChristian + ORM
Total Pages: 173
Release: 1995-09-29
Genre: True Crime
ISBN: 1418558796

100 crazy stories of America's dumbest criminals. WARNING: The crimes you are about to read are true. The names have been changed . . . to protect the ignorant. Here is the ultimate collection of the most incredibly stupid and painfully dumb attempts at crime ever brought together. The woman who invalidated her winning $5,000 lottery ticket by altering it to match the $20 prize number The accused vending-machine thief who paid his $400 bail entirely in quarters The streaking robber who thought clothes would make him more identifiable The convenience store thief who got away with just a hotdog, only to end up in the parking lot choking on the wiener

Crimes and Misdumbmeanors

Crimes and Misdumbmeanors
Author: Daniel R. Butler
Publisher: Rutledge Hill Press
Total Pages: 228
Release: 1998
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781558536739

Crimes and MisDumbMeanors is the fourth in the highly successful series of books based on the America's Dumbest Criminals™ television series.

Wanted! Dumb Or Alive

Wanted! Dumb Or Alive
Author: Daniel R. Butler
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 244
Release: 1996
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781558534216

From precinct to precinct across the country, the search goes on. Who are the most incompetent, idiotic, and unlucky criminals in the United States? Only real cops know the truth, and Wanted: Dumb or Alive contains 100 new amazingly funny yet true stories, taken directly from the law enforcement officers who are there to witness them. Illustrations.

America's Dumbest Criminals

America's Dumbest Criminals
Author: Daniel R. Butler
Publisher: Turtleback
Total Pages:
Release: 1995-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780785729983

A collection of humorous attempts at crime.

America's Dumbest Criminals

America's Dumbest Criminals
Author: Daniel And Leland Gregory and Butler
Publisher: Scholastic Incorporated
Total Pages: 162
Release: 1995
Genre: Crime
ISBN: 9780590649926

The Dumb Book

The Dumb Book
Author: Editors of Readers Digest
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 214
Release: 2014-03-18
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1621451496

The old adage truth is stranger than fiction can also be construed as truth is funnier than fiction and we see no shortage of real people doing and saying dumb things and making us laugh in the process. The Editors of Reader’s Digest present a hilarious collection of dumb people doing dumb things. Every day in America we are bombarded by stupidity; sometimes we just shake our heads, but most of the time we get a good laugh out of the really dumb things people do and say. In our first collection of dumb stories we poke a little fun at the unbelievably dumb things that happen in our lives and have a good chuckle along the way. “You’re a dumb criminal if…You’re not picky about your office locations. Christopher Exley of Everett, Washington, was arrested for conducting a drug deal over the phone—in the bathroom of the Everett Police Department.” “During my brother-in-law’s first performance review, his boss said, “I’m not quite sure what it is you do here. But whatever it is, could you do it faster?” --Jeanie Waara, Philip, SD “In an attempt to balance work and motherhood, I delegated the grocery shopping to my young babysitter. But the job proved a tad daunting. One day while I was at work, she texted me from the supermarket. “Can’t find Brillo pads,” she wrote. “All they have are Tampax and Kotex.” --Kimberly Clark, Alpharetta, GA “I overheard an elderly gentleman tell his friend that he couldn’t meet him the next day because he had to go to the hospital for an autopsy. His friend was sympathetic: “I had one of those last year. Luckily it wasn’t serious.” --Tracy Moralee, Hitchin, Great Britain