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| Author | : Donald Rump |
| Publisher | : Donald Rump |
| Total Pages | : 60 |
| Release | : 2013-12-13 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1624544983 |
Think you know everything there is to know about mankind's favorite green gas? Well, Donald Rump has something in store for you! Inside, you'll finally get to the bottom of many age-old questions, including: - Where do farts come from? - Are farts people? - Do farts die? - Do all farts go to heaven? - What should I do if a zombie farts on me? - Does inhaling farts cause brain damage? - What if someone steals my farts? - Can farts be used to power my car? - I've run out of farts. Should I dial 911? - Should I join Fartaholics Anonymous? And many, many more! So what are you waiting for? Become a fart expert today! Approximately 11,500 words in all. Intended for readers 15 and up.
| Author | : H. Cartoons |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 52 |
| Release | : 2017-10 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781977812858 |
Donald and Kat discover their parents are zombies! Even school is unsafe because more zombies roam the halls. What else are they to do, except start a revolt?!
| Author | : Jack Rossiter |
| Publisher | : Grosvenor House Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 74 |
| Release | : 2022-08-11 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1803811943 |
How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse will teach you everything you need to know about Zombies to ensure you don't become one and they don't take over the world! World-leading Zombie hunter Jack Rossiter uses his 20 years Zombie hunting experience and shares his original survival drawings to cover all the things you need to know, including: How to identify a Zombie, How to hide from a Zombie, Where Zombies Hang-out, How to protect yourself from a Zombie and most importantly How to defeat a Zombie Apocalypse! This book is a must have for all wannabe Zombie hunters so much so that if you are brave enough you will even get free membership into the Zombie Squad. Your Zombie adventure starts here!
| Author | : David Stanley |
| Publisher | : Lulu.com |
| Total Pages | : 168 |
| Release | : 2017-10-23 |
| Genre | : Poetry |
| ISBN | : 024464179X |
A book of poems about life and love, pain and humour. This is David's 4th book of poems for adults(and children)
| Author | : Don H. Corrigan |
| Publisher | : McFarland |
| Total Pages | : 217 |
| Release | : 2023-08-03 |
| Genre | : Social Science |
| ISBN | : 1476691967 |
This exhaustive work on flatulence breaks new wind on every aspect of abdominal gas in popular culture. A definitive taxonomy of farts details the characteristics of each variety, including barking spiders, cheek squeakers and green apple dirties. Philosophical positions on colonic expression are examined, from Confucius, Hume, Voltaire and the existentialists. Chapters cover a wide range of fart-focused stand-up comedy, cinema, children's books, toys and merchandise. The author's postscript describes a lifetime preparing for his subject through fraternity membership and offbeat assignments as a newspaper journalist.
| Author | : J Louis Messina |
| Publisher | : Booktango |
| Total Pages | : 137 |
| Release | : 2015-02-10 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1468955306 |
While two seventh-grade students research a report on the brain’s functions, dimwitted Sal falls under the telepathic control of a virtual brain, which gives him super-genius powers to command other people and implement the brain’s plans of world domination. Once the town of Galena, Illinois is under the brain’s rule, Sal’s best friend, the manipulative Jake, bravely struggles to defeat the evil brain and its legion of brain-zombies in a series of funny and strange situations. Find out if Jake can outsmart the biggest brain on the planet in award-winning writer J Louis Messina’s B-sci-fi tale THE BRAIN THAT ATE MY BEST FRIEND’S MIND.
| Author | : By: Matthew Sebert |
| Publisher | : Lulu.com |
| Total Pages | : 125 |
| Release | : 2013-06-07 |
| Genre | : Comics & Graphic Novels |
| ISBN | : 1304115909 |
Have you ever wondered if there was more to the walking dead? Those creatures aimlessly wandering the streets of a post apocalyptic world, searching for that sweet fresh flesh. Are their thoughts limited only to that one thing we all know they crave? Or is there to the Zombie than meets the eye? All My Friends are Zombies aims to give an in depth look at the Zombie as an individual. Complete with original detailed illustrations, All My Friends are Zombies paints the picture of what life is like for the living dead.
| Author | : Jamroar Runehouse |
| Publisher | : Lulu.com |
| Total Pages | : 165 |
| Release | : 2013-03-06 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1291345183 |
'Don't you know you shouldn'tbe down here at this time ofnight?' asked Jed.'Maybe she's lost?' askedThe Butcher.'Maybe she's looking for me,'stated Bug Brain.'Maybe she's looking foe alittle excitement?' inquiredSnake.'Maybe she's looking for alot of excitement?'blinked Knucklehead.'Maybe she's looking toget gang banged? grinnedThe Moth.'Then she's definitely come tothe right place, hasn't she?'grunted Jelly Belly.Seven different questions butwho will survive?
| Author | : Josh Reynolds |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 336 |
| Release | : 2022-09-20 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1839081635 |
Caught between murderous humans and hungry undead, a newly resurrected thief must survive a casino-turned-gladiatorial arena and his own growing bloodlust in this dark, yet vibrant splatterfest from Zombicide When former career criminal Westlake finds himself semi-zombified and shuffling towards Atlantic City, he freaks out. He’s supposed to be dead, after all. Kidnapped, he becomes part of a savage gladiator-styled show for the amusement of a heartless overlord. Lucky for him, ex-cop Estela Ramirez and her crew of mishap heroes are already on their way to save him and stop the horrors being inflicted on the humans in good ol’ AC… if they can figure out a way to fly a plane there, that is. While trying to stay “alive” and resist the urge to gnaw human flesh, Westlake realizes that while the zombies are pretty bad, the worst thing in this apocalypse is definitely the people.
| Author | : M.T. Lott |
| Publisher | : Eclectic Esquire Media, LLC |
| Total Pages | : 47 |
| Release | : 2019-05-25 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1958048909 |
Ten-year-old villager Bartholomew Johnson is cursed, and so are the people around him.Why? He has no idea. All he knows is that he suffers from excess, uncontrollable fart gas! All of his friends except one, the loyal Stan Leaf, have abandoned him. They laugh at him and make jokes. His teachers make him sit inside a glass cube during class to prevent his fart gas from disrupting the learning of the other students. His life is sad. But when his fourth-grade field trip is announced, will he finally discover a place where he can fart in peace? Read the Diary of a Farting Villager to find out how Bartholomew learns to accept himself for who he is and make the most of his ... talents. ***Please note: This book is inspired by Minecraft and is NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT BOOK. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG.
