Kids Write Jokes

Kids Write Jokes
Author: Kidswritejokes
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2019
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781524851996

@KidsWriteJokes brings you over 150 crazy, entertaining and hilarious jokes written by kids Answering questions you've always wanted to know, like... Q. Why does mums get so angry A. beacuse when she sends you to your rhoom she can read a fashion book The best knock knock jokes... knock knock toilet to the rescue The horror jokes you didn't know you wanted but now need... it was a dark and creepy night there was a black and white figure in the forest it was a cow. And some of the weirdest gags you'll ever hear... Q. What do you call a freak horse? A. Jessica Based on the hit @kidswritejokes twitter and tumbler feeds, Kids Write Jokes is a collection of the weirdest, wackiest, and downright hilarious gags from kids from all over the world... Curated by the (anonymous) moderator of a kids jokes website, the jokes are all genuine submissions: "A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids" they explained... so we've collected them here instead

Disgusting Jokes for Kids

Disgusting Jokes for Kids
Author: G. Nyla Phillips
Publisher:
Total Pages: 42
Release: 2019-08-27
Genre:
ISBN: 9781688911239

Can you make it through reading these disgusting jokes without gagging? I dare you to try! You better not be squeamish because these jokes are so icky and yucky, that you might want to put on some gloves first. Now, before you barf, let me warn you that these disgusting jokes have lots of boogers, farts, and flies. Really gross stuff. Do you have the guts to answer the knock-knock jokes in here? Even the door knob is slimy! There are icky tongue twisters too... How fast can you say Ned's nose needs nine napkins? Look inside to see more! Q: What do you find in a well-cleaned nose? A: Fingerprints! Q: What did one toilet say to the other? A: You look flushed. This little illustrated book of Disgusting Jokes has been carefully created with young children in mind. Kids love jokes and they'll love having these silly jokes to share with their friends. This book includes: riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. The very last page has a bonus joke! For the Q&A riddle jokes, the questions are on the front facing pages and the answers are on the back of each question page so that the reader does not see the answers right away. All pages are colorful and each joke is beautifully illustrated. What's so funny about smelling a skunk or stepping on gum? Read this book to find out! About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create books and games for kids. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author. Check out the other books in this series!

Disgusting Jokes for Kids

Disgusting Jokes for Kids
Author: Octopus Publishing Group
Publisher:
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2004-03-01
Genre: Wit and humor
ISBN: 9780753708798

B&W line illus, unpaged. 6 yrs+

Gross and Disgusting Jokes for Kids

Gross and Disgusting Jokes for Kids
Author: James Allan Einstein
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2014-04
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781926700458

Kids get their kicks from making their friends and family turn green when they tell a REALLY gross joke. Here is a collection of really gross and just a little gross, but all truly disgusting jokes.

The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2

The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2
Author: Carole P. Roman
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 174
Release: 2020-08-04
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1647393787

800+ More silly jokes for kids 6 to 12 to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2—the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend—or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore—Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images—LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!—In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!

Dad Jokes for Kids

Dad Jokes for Kids
Author: Jimmy Niro
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 84
Release: 2020-05-05
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1728205271

Turn the bad jokes back on dad with this seriously silly joke book, the perfect funny Halloween gift for kids and families to laugh and celebrate together! Dads have been embarrassing their kids for decades with goofy and groan-worthy jokes, and now it's their children's turn! In this hilarious new joke book from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, kids can out-dad-joke their dads and even learn how to write some of their own. Filled with over 350 silly jokes about school, sports, animals, and more, Dad Jokes for Kids will have young readers rolling on the floor with laughter! Plus, children can learn to write their own dad jokes with fun activities in the back! This book is perfect for: The whole family - perfect for kids ages 7 to 12, but offers fun for the entire family! Reluctant readers - fun jokes help engage reluctant kids, helping them gain confidence and build reading comprehension and vocabulary Screen-free time - Endless laughs for road trips, vacations, sleepovers, game nights, and more! Gifts - makes a great holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant gag gift for kids, or Father's Day gift to share with dads Includes jokes like: Q: What did the carrot say to the broccoli? A: Nothing. Vegetables can't talk. You can't play hide-and-seek with mountains. They're always peaking.

Gross-Out Jokes

Gross-Out Jokes
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2014
Genre: Riddles, Juvenile
ISBN: 9781623239961

Presents a collection of jokes about animals, school, food, and other humorous things.

It's Snot Fair!

It's Snot Fair!
Author: Brenda Ponnay
Publisher: Xist Publishing
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2017-06-15
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1532402252

What’s invisible and smells like a carrot? Bunny Farts! Burps, farts, boogers, and other bodily functions take center stage in this collection of illustrated jokes sure to be adored by the preschool through early elementary set.