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| Author | : Jenny McCarthy |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 328 |
| Release | : 2015-06-15 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9780986161506 |
Looking For Love (Or Sex) in all the wrong places, peopleor zodiac signs?Do you wish you knew how to seduce that passionateScorpio you've had your eye on?Want to get a serious Capricorn out of the boardroom andinto your bedroom?What to do to get a Leo to stop admiring himself in front ofthe mirror and to check out your curves?You first need to know if any of them are even a match foryou or a big waste of time. And just how do you do that?There's a formula for almost everything in life, and that's justwhat Sabra Ricci and Jenny McCarthy provide for you. Thinkof Dirty Sexy Funny Astrology as a roadmap to finding theone, or a few, who will rock your world! Ricci, with her vastknowledge of astrology, and McCarthy, with her comedicgenius, lay it out!Who's the hottest for you! The great one-night stands! Andthe ones you need to avoid at all costs!This book is a must have for anyone in the single scene, aswell as those couples who want, or need, to spice up a ho-humsex life!
| Author | : Linda Goodman |
| Publisher | : RosettaBooks |
| Total Pages | : 1103 |
| Release | : 2014-01-09 |
| Genre | : Body, Mind & Spirit |
| ISBN | : 0795316488 |
The New York Times bestseller that helps you explore whether romance is in the stars. Linda Goodman’s Love Signs addresses the question asked by everyone familiar with astrology: How do I relate to someone of another sign? Each sign is “related” to the twelve signs of the zodiac in a different and unique way. Each section addresses the differences for a male and a female with the same sign matches. This is an updated edition of Linda Goodman’s lively bestseller, which has introduced millions to the concept of astrological compatibility. “What seems to set Goodman’s books apart from other stargazing guides is their knowledgeable approach and comprehensive reach.” —Newsweek
| Author | : Stella Starsky |
| Publisher | : Vermilion |
| Total Pages | : 553 |
| Release | : 2007 |
| Genre | : Astrology |
| ISBN | : 9780091912949 |
We've all done it: glanced casually at the horoscope pages, secretly hoping the stars will forecast our fame and fortune. Yet the zodiac can tell us far more than this, revealing even our most intimate secrets. Sextrologyis a highly intelligent and enlightening guide to sex and the sexes using a wholly original astrological philosophy. In frank, sophisticated and uninhibited language, the authors profile each gender's zodiac sign and uncover the naked truth behind the make-up of each one.Sextrologywill help you better comprehend your and others' sexual character, improve your understanding of relationship roles and find out what to expect from the special person in your life. From fantasies to favourite positions, erogenous zones to emotional needs, Starsky and Cox leave no stone unturned in their titillating examination that will once again have people asking, 'what's your sign?'
| Author | : Hazel Dixon-Cooper |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 268 |
| Release | : 2009-12-15 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1439188718 |
The Guide to Losing -- or Finding -- Your True Soul Mate Did you know: Capricorns are cowards when it comes to public displays of affection? Aries get amorous in unusual places? Leos love to be serviced? Cosmo's Bedside Astrologer, Hazel Dixon-Cooper, reveals all this and more in this sexy, uninhibited guide to love and romance, the follow-up to her hip and hilarious Born on a Rotten Day. In Love on a Rotten Day, Dixon-Cooper walks the wild side of the zodiac, delivering the goods on which sign cheats and who's a manipulator, a bully, a brat, a nutcase, or a nympho. Lovers, would-be lovers, and ex-lovers will rejoice in advice on how to: Safely dump a Scorpio Convince a Virgo to have spontaneous sex Snag a romance-phobic Aquarius An honest and uproarious guide to losing and finding your true soul mate, Love on a Rotten Day is this century's answer to the timeless query "What's your sign?"
| Author | : Alice Sparkly Kat |
| Publisher | : National Geographic Books |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2021-05-18 |
| Genre | : Body, Mind & Spirit |
| ISBN | : 1623175305 |
Tapping into the political power of magic and astrology for social, community, and personal transformation. In a cross-cultural approach to understanding astrology as a magical language, Alice Sparkly Kat unmasks the political power of astrology, showing how it can be channeled as a force for collective healing and liberation. Too often, magic and astrology are divorced from their potency and cultural contexts: co-opted by neoliberalism, used as a force of oppression, or distilled beyond recognition into applications that belie their individual and collective power. By looking at the symbolic and etymological histories of the sun, moon, Saturn, Venus, Mercury, Mars, and Jupiter, we can trace and understand the politics of magic--and challenge our own practices, interrogate our truths, and reshape our institutions to build better frameworks for communities of care. Fearless, radical, and fresh, Sparkly Kat's Postcolonial Astrology ushers in a new wave of astrology revival, refusing to apologize for its magickism and connecting its power to the spirituality and politics we need now. Intersectional, inclusive, and geared towards queer and POC communities, it uses our historical and collective constructs of the planets, sun, and moon to re-chart our subconscious history, redefine the body in the world, and assert our politics of the personal, in astrology and all things.
| Author | : Samantha Irby |
| Publisher | : Vintage |
| Total Pages | : 338 |
| Release | : 2020-03-31 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 0525563490 |
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Lambda Literary Award for Bisexual Nonfiction Award Winner • A rip-roaring, edgy and unabashedly raunchy new collection of hilarious essays from the New York Times bestselling author of We Are Never Meeting in Real Life. “Stay-up-all-night, miss-your-subway-stop, spit-out-your-beverage funny.” —Jia Tolentino, New York Times bestselling author of Trick Mirror Irby is forty, and increasingly uncomfortable in her own skin despite what Inspirational Instagram Infographics have promised her. She has left her job as a receptionist at a veterinary clinic, has published successful books and has been friendzoned by Hollywood, left Chicago, and moved into a house with a garden that requires repairs and know-how with her wife in a Blue town in the middle of a Red state where she now hosts book clubs and makes mason jar salads. This is the bourgeois life of a Hallmark Channel dream. She goes on bad dates with new friends, spends weeks in Los Angeles taking meetings with "tv executives slash amateur astrologers" while being a "cheese fry-eating slightly damp Midwest person," "with neck pain and no cartilage in [her] knees," who still hides past due bills under her pillow. The essays in this collection draw on the raw, hilarious particulars of Irby's new life. Wow, No Thank You. is Irby at her most unflinching, riotous, and relatable. Don't miss Samantha Irby's bestselling new book, Quietly Hostile!
| Author | : Stella Starsky |
| Publisher | : Harmony |
| Total Pages | : 918 |
| Release | : 2009-12-29 |
| Genre | : Body, Mind & Spirit |
| ISBN | : 0307459888 |
Cosmic Coupling is a fun, fast-paced exploration of every possible relationship between star signs, both straight and gay, from the authors’ unique sextrological perspective. With rich knowledge, expert wordsmithing, and signature wry humor, celebrity cosmic consultants Stella Starsky + Quinn Cox delve into the specific rules of attraction inherent in each bond and the perks and pitfalls particular to each partnership. Whether addressing enduring alliances or fleeting dalliances, Starsky + Cox don’t shy away from the juicier bits in profiling the romantic and sexual nature of each star-sign combination on the astrological block. Smart, sexy, and sophisticated, with a wink, Cosmic Coupling profiles couples in a threefold manner: • Chemistry—describes the sparks, clashes, and underlying motivations of the couple’s mutual attraction • Compatibility—depicts the relationship needs of each sign and explains how the pair best meshes • Carnality—details the sexual dynamics of the bond, right on down to the nitty-gritty With a profound understanding of astrology and human psychology, original insights drawn from ancient, literary, and pop archetypes, and a frankly intelligent, frequently funny delivery, Cosmic Coupling illuminates the dynamics of one’s (and others’) existing relationships and guides any singles seeking Mr. and/or Ms. Right, while giving the phrase “starry-eyed lovers” a whole, spicy new meaning.
| Author | : Rochelle Gordon |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 886 |
| Release | : 2003 |
| Genre | : Body, Mind & Spirit |
| ISBN | : 9780743476492 |
Love Signs and You is the definitive volume of romantic astrology.
| Author | : Annabel Gat |
| Publisher | : Chronicle Books |
| Total Pages | : 288 |
| Release | : 2019-07-30 |
| Genre | : Body, Mind & Spirit |
| ISBN | : 9781452173436 |
Bringing the ancient matchmaking tool of astrology into the 21st century, The Astrology of Love & Sex explores the romantic and sensual sides of the zodiac. In 12 detailed chapters, astrologer Annabel Gat divulges how each sign likes to flirt, date, and fool around. Going beyond traditional heteronormative gender roles, the book candidly explores love and lust in today's sexually fluid world. From love philosophies to sexual inclinations, readers will enjoy dissecting and analyzing each passage. With unique compatibility profiles matching every sign and a quiz to identify your star match—wrapped in an all-foil case wtih gilded page edges—this is a fun and comprehensive guide to finding true cosmic love.
| Author | : Anyta Sunday |
| Publisher | : Signs of Love |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2023-08-03 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9783947909605 |
Cheeky, cheerful Leo has met the perfect Aries match . . . for his sister. When his sister challenges Theo Wallace to find her a date for a spring wedding, Theo realizes that all his "friends" were in fact his ex-girlfriend's friends. Not willing to admit his pathetic social state, he decides not only to find his sister the perfect date, but to find himself the perfect friend. Theo's ex economics tutor and newest roommate Mr. Jamie Cooper seems to be a possible and convenient match. Real convenient. Like written in the stars, convenient. All he has to do is make sure this Jamie is good enough. Could really be The One for her, and the friend for him. Watch out, Leo, the stars have a surprise in store... "Leo Loves Aries" is a flirty, slow burn, roommates to lovers MM romance with a heartwarming HEA. This New Adult, college, friends-to-lovers novel is the first book in the Signs of Love series. The books in the Signs of Love series are standalone romances, and can be read in any order. LEO LOVES ARIES (bi-awakening, friends to lovers, clueless as fuck) SCORPIO HATES VIRGO (boy next door, fake-enemies to lovers, mistaken identity) GEMINI KEEPS CAPRICORN (fake fiancés, friends to lovers, off-limits lover) PISCES HOOKS TAURUS (marriage of convenience, opposites attract, age-gap) CANCER SHIPS AQUARIUS (manny, widower, opposites attract) SAGITTARIUS SAVES LIBRA (fake identity, twin shenanigans, small town) Rainbow Awards 2017 Runner Up for Best Gay Book Runner Up for Best Contemporary Gay Romance
