Dirty Blonde

Dirty Blonde
Author: Claudia Shear
Publisher: Samuel French, Inc.
Total Pages: 84
Release: 2002
Genre: Fame
ISBN: 9780573628375

A funny, bawdy New York hit with dream roles for actors, Dirty Blonde combines transformation and drama with a fabulous dollop of show biz magic.

Confessions of a Dirty Blonde

Confessions of a Dirty Blonde
Author: William Van Zandt
Publisher: Samuel French, Inc.
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2000
Genre: Drama
ISBN: 9780573627446

Get the boxer shorts, wigs and size ten pumps! The masters of modern farce are back with an outrageously zany comedy. The year is 1962. Living legend Lillian Lamour, a Mae West-like sex siren, comes out of seclusion for a one night tribute at Carnegie Hall. While recreating her famous 1933 Time Magazine cover, a lion bites her world famous derriere exposing, among other things, that she is a he. Now Hollywood's best-kept secret will be revealed unless Lillian's press agent can put a lid on things. Neither the gangster/crooner ex-boyfriend nor Lillian's wallflower daughter is aware of the truth, but the hotel doctor knows and can't convince anyone else. This screwball comedy in the tradition of the Marx Brothers is a scream.

Dirty Blonde

Dirty Blonde
Author: Lisa Scottoline
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Total Pages: 372
Release: 2010-11-30
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0330528564

Attractive, sexy, and tough-minded, Cate Fante has just become a federal judge - though she isn’t quite sure she belongs. At only thirty-six, Cate feels as if she’s joining the world’s most exclusive retirement village. She’s intimidated by a job described in the Constitution of the United States. And she worries inwardly that she only looks the part; dark blonde hair in a chignon and a Chanel suit donned like overpriced armor. But Cate keeps all her doubts a secret. And, as it happens, much else. For Cate leads a dark, double life - one that she doesn’t even tell her best friend about - and it comes shockingly to light with a murder in a case before her. Overnight, her secrets are spilled all over the tabloids, her boyfriend dumps her, and her judgeship hangs in jeopardy. And when a killer comes after her, she runs for her life - embarking on a trip that ends in her own mysterious past.

Dirty Blonde

Dirty Blonde
Author: Courtney Love
Publisher: Picador
Total Pages: 320
Release: 2007-10
Genre: Motion picture actors and actresses
ISBN: 9780330445474

Rock musician, award winning actress, mother, wife of a rock god - in each of these roles, Courtney Love has demonstrated a wholehearted commitment to her art. Composed of a collection of personal artifacts including letters, poetry, diary entries, and other writings, this story presents a portrait of this woman.

Leggy Blonde

Leggy Blonde
Author: Aviva Drescher
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 256
Release: 2014-02-25
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1476722110

A memoir from the Real Housewife of New York City.

Bent

Bent
Author: Anne Clendening
Publisher: Parallax Press
Total Pages: 258
Release: 2018-01-09
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1941529666

“It was nothing at first. Just a little twitch. My left ring finger was twitching, slowly, almost languidly, the way fishing line does when you’ve hooked something without any strength. Like a baby perch. I hadn’t even gotten out of bed yet. My first thought: Stress? (Nope, think again)” And here begins a journey that Anne Clendening never saw coming, tried to deny, avoid, postpone and otherwise reject. After all, how does a dark L.A. hippy chick who swore off booze at 22 fit an early onset Parkinson's diagnosis into a life of bartending in Hollywood rock clubs and yoga? “The stories in this book are my experience. They're about life and yoga and illness and love and disaster and happiness. And since you're holding it, I’m hoping you relate in some way because A) That's the whole point, and B) We all need someone to relate to. And maybe a hand up. (But with words.) Because sometimes you just need to hear it’s all going to work out, even though life may have whammed you and half the time everything might seem like a big fat mess and not at all what it’s supposed to look like, which makes no sense in the first place since none of us really know what’s going to happen and you can’t change fate. If I could, I wouldn’t have Parkinson’s and Prince would still be alive. These stories are for you.”

Dirty Blonde and Half-Cuban

Dirty Blonde and Half-Cuban
Author: Lisa Wixon
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 261
Release: 2009-10-13
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0061865796

Based on the wildly popular, semi-autobiographical "Havana Honey" series published by Salon.com, Dirty Blonde and Half-Cuban is a gritty portrait of one woman's determination to infiltrate modern Cuba and find the father she has never known. While on her search, privileged American Alysia Briggs ends up broke and alone in Havana. She's then forced to adopt the life of the jineteras -- educated Cuban women who supplement a desperate income by accommodating sex tourists. With an eye for detail and a razor wit, Lisa Wixon relates Alysia's journey and creates a love song to Cuba, a heartfelt tribute to a resilient people facing soul-numbing poverty in a land where M.D.s and Ph.D.s earn $18 a month, and a pair of jeans costs twice as much.

Blonde Jokes

Blonde Jokes
Author: R. Clarke
Publisher:
Total Pages: 30
Release: 2016-10-25
Genre:
ISBN: 9781539725916

Blonde jokes are based on the stereotype of blonde women which include the traits of promiscuity and a lack of intelligence. This book contains over 150 blonde jokes, split into: - Short Dumb Blonde Jokes - Long Dumb Blonde Jokes - Short Dirty Blonde Jokes - Long Dirty Blonde Jokes

The Long Short

The Long Short
Author: Michael Lachance
Publisher: Skipper Pete Books
Total Pages: 94
Release: 2017-09-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1370672101

The plane from Paris slammed into the Atlantic and broke apart. Bill and Martin joined Claire in the tail section where the last raft was anchored to the door with a tether. Claire lugged her Gucci bags into the raft and Martin had his rollaboard clutched tightly in his arms. Bill fought to get the tether untied from the door, but the base of the door was under water. He had to go into the dark depths while thunder and lightning roared overhead. He pulled at the tether and got it untied. The raft shot up and slammed Bill’s head into the metal frame of the door; he felt the gash and shook his head. Adrift, Bill and Claire fought over why Martin was no longer with them. Bill told Claire that it was just the two of them now. Claire asked if that was a threat and Bill happily replied, yes. They found an island and ditched the raft on the beachhead. Claire’s mind was on two things, rescue and to do anything to get away from Bill. Bill’s head injury set his mind adrift in a sea of mystery about pirates and treasure. He looked at Claire and felt anger surge up his throat like lava rising to the top of a volcano where it would spew destruction. Bill and Claire had two different goals; one of them will get to their way at the expense of the other.

First Light

First Light
Author: Charles Baxter
Publisher: Vintage
Total Pages: 306
Release: 2012-02-14
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0307948528

As two grown siblings explore their complicated history over one hot Fourth of July weekend, they come to terms with the experiences that put such distance between them and discover the imperfect love that ties them—from the winner of the PEN/Malamud Award and “one of our most gifted writers” (Chicago Tribune). Hugh Welch has cared for his little sister Dorsey ever since they were children, when Dorsey looked at him as though he were a god. But when Dorsey returns to their small Michigan hometown with a successful career as an astrophysicist and a happy family life, Hugh, who has a long habit of worrying about his sister, realizes that it’s his own life he has to cure, not Dorsey’s.