Diary of a Farting Villager

Diary of a Farting Villager
Author: M. T. Lott
Publisher:
Total Pages: 109
Release: 2019-05-23
Genre:
ISBN: 9781099353130

Ten-year-old villager Bartholomew Johnson is cursed, and so are the people around him. Why? He was born that way. You see, young Bart Johnson suffers from excess, uncontrollable fart gas, and his diet of dried kelp and mushroom stew is not helping matters. All of his friends except one, the loyal Stan Leaf, have abandoned him. They laugh at him and make jokes. Josh, the bully, loves to pick on him and make up mean nicknames. His teachers make him sit inside a glass cube during class to prevent his fart gas from disrupting the learning of the other students. His life is sad. But, when his fourth grade field trip is announced, will he finally discover a place where he can fart in peace? Read the Diary of a Farting Villager to find out how young Bart learns to accept himself for who he is and make the most of his ... talents.

Diary of a Farting Creeper

Diary of a Farting Creeper
Author: Wimpy Fart
Publisher:
Total Pages: 42
Release: 2015-12-13
Genre:
ISBN: 9780692600306

$9.95 *Amazon Minecraft DISCOUNT for Limited Time* Minecraft: Diary of a Farting Creeper is a hilarious must-read for any kid who loves Minecraft. Kids ages 7+ can't wait to jump into to these Minecraft adventures! Why does the Creeper fart? Creepers are supposed to EXPLODE, but something went wrong! In the first book of this hilarious Minecraft adventure series, we get to read the diary of an actual young Minecraft Creeper. Take a peek at what is really going on in this Creeper's life and how he overcomes trouble and bullying at school. Are Creepers really different from us? You'll be surprised at what you discover. So, jump into this Minecraft adventure and find out! Scroll up and Grab your copy NOW! You'll be so happy you did: -)

Diary of a Farting Ghast

Diary of a Farting Ghast
Author: M. T. Lott
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 76
Release: 2016-08-23
Genre:
ISBN: 9781537225012

Why does a ghast have such farting problems? Read this book to find out how a Minecraft ghast learned about his farting issues and what he did about them. Learn about how his friends reacted to his stink and what he did when he met the dreaded Herobrine. This hilarious diary is great for fans of Minecraft and anyone interested in farts. I guarantee it! Makes a great gift, too...

My Side of the Mountain

My Side of the Mountain
Author: Jean Craighead George
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 213
Release: 2001-05-21
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0593115007

"Should appeal to all rugged individualists who dream of escape to the forest."—The New York Times Book Review Sam Gribley is terribly unhappy living in New York City with his family, so he runs away to the Catskill Mountains to live in the woods—all by himself. With only a penknife, a ball of cord, forty dollars, and some flint and steel, he intends to survive on his own. Sam learns about courage, danger, and independence during his year in the wilderness, a year that changes his life forever. “An extraordinary book . . . It will be read year after year.” —The Horn Book

Diary of a Farting Roblox Noob

Diary of a Farting Roblox Noob
Author: Nooby Lee
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 72
Release: 2017-02-25
Genre: Roblox (Video game)
ISBN: 9781544136141

Noob's stomach causes a scene during his first day at Roblox High School. He gets a strange gassy outburst and pisses off none other than the psycho-murderer, Jason from Murder Mystery. Of course, Noob immediately knows that this means trouble... Take a peek at what is really going on in this Roblox Noob's life and how he overcomes trouble at school. Can Roblox Noob turn his fart into a deadly weapon or his butt will say otherwise? Ready to laugh your butt off?

Diary of a Spider Chicken: (an Unofficial Minecraft Book)

Diary of a Spider Chicken: (an Unofficial Minecraft Book)
Author: Block
Publisher: Lake George Press
Total Pages: 130
Release: 2019-04-13
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781733695930

Spider Chicken dominates, but what is he? A spider chicken should not exist in the realms of Minecraft. I mean, just saying the words "spider chicken" sounds wrong. But, because of a mad scientist villager intent on creating chimera mobs, he does exist. And, he is determined to escape from his demented creator. Read the complete Diary of a Spider Chicken series to find out how the spider chicken came to be and what he plans to do about it.

The Accidental Minecraft Family

The Accidental Minecraft Family
Author: Pixel Ate
Publisher:
Total Pages: 135
Release: 2021
Genre: Christmas stories
ISBN:

"Mom wouldn't be Mom, if she didn't make sure the kingdom village had a proper Christmas celebration. But what will the accidental minecraft family do when the whole night is thrown off by an unexpected visitor while the ninjas are on night patrol?"--Back cover.

Diary of an Odd Enderman Book 1: A New Journey: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

Diary of an Odd Enderman Book 1: A New Journey: An Unofficial Minecraft Book
Author: Press
Publisher: Diary of an Odd Enderman
Total Pages: 82
Release: 2020-08-31
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781946525611

Why is he so odd? Hmmm? Maybe it's because he looks weird? Or creeps up on you... Enderman feels alone in his dark, cold world. He has heard stories of other enderman traveling to colorful worlds. They come back to share their stories of how the other world is beautiful. The endermen would come back home with blocks they have stolen from that world. Enderman starts to write in his journal speaking of how he is curious to see this colorful world with his own eyes. When he finally gains the courage to explore this new world, he decides to visit at night time. He knows he looks intimidating and also realizes that if another being looks into his eyes, he will automatically go into attack mode. He doesn't want to be this way. Take a journey into the unknown with this odd enderman, as he finds himself in many situations, good and bad! Disclaimer: This is not an official Minecraft book and is not authorized or owned by Mojang

Different Faces of Attachment

Different Faces of Attachment
Author: Hiltrud Otto
Publisher: Cambridge University Press
Total Pages: 337
Release: 2014-07-17
Genre: Psychology
ISBN: 1107027748

This groundbreaking reconceptualization of attachment theory brings together leading scholars from psychology, anthropology and related fields to reformulate the theory to fit the cultural realities of our world. It will be of particular interest to scholars and graduate students interested in developmental psychology, developmental anthropology, evolutionary biology and cross-cultural psychology.

Catherine, Called Birdy

Catherine, Called Birdy
Author: Karen Cushman
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Total Pages: 240
Release: 2014-12-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1447294092

Shaggy Beard wishes to take me to wife! What a monstrous joke. That dog assassin whose breath smells like the mouth of Hell, who makes wind like others make music, who is so ugly and old! Catherine's in trouble. Caught between a mother who is determined to turn her into the perfect medieval lady and a father who wants her to marry her off to much older and utterly repulsive suitor. Luckily, Catherine has a plan. She has experience outwitting suitors and is ready to take matters into her own hands. A fun and vibrant coming-of-age novel about a 14-year-old girl's fight for freedom and right to self-determination.