Death Wears a Big Hat

Death Wears a Big Hat
Author: Dan Rempala
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 325
Release: 2009-07-20
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0557073030

Here it is: the long awaited sequel to the cult-classic Bodies. Travel with the motleyest crew of reluctant companions the fictional world described by this book has ever seen. There's Gilbert, a bigoted former knight and idiot savant of swordplay, Carmelita, the sultry, seductive elf wench, Zappa, the world's most effeminate male dragon, and many, many more. They must save the world from destruction at the hands of a raging mega-demon by reassembling the Ring of Serpentium, the one item capable to stopping the demon's rampage across the known world.Death Wears a Big Hat picks up where Bodies left off and is nothing less than a full-throttle sleigh ride to the summit of Mount Excitement!

Everything Rises

Everything Rises
Author: Dan Rempala
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 237
Release: 2009-12-26
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0557178444

They say that living well is the best revenge. Well, when Wally Weston ran into the woman who recently dumped him, his summer vacation instantly transformed into a cesspool of pain and fear. So, he decided to save face and pretend to have moved on. So, she called his bluff, one thing led to another, and yada yada yada, Wally joined a neo-evangelical sex-cult. And that's when things got weird... But wait! There's more! OBSERVE the orange-skinned man who talks to hairdryers! ENDURE the exciting world sociology graduate students! BEAR WITNESS TO the mysterious halfsy! LEARN HOW TO PRONOUNCE "Rumspringa"! AND MUCH MUCH MORE! Everything Rises take the ball around the right end and runs out of the stadium! It's bound to make every other book in your personal library seem like a big bag of mashed up crap.

Death Wears a Red Hat

Death Wears a Red Hat
Author: William Kienzle
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 391
Release: 2012-05-15
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1449424805

"An extraordinary tale of justice and morality . . ." —Otto Penzler, Edgar Award Winner and Owner of the Mysterious Bookshop, New York City "... another dandy tale of homicide with an ecclesiastic twist . . . a fast-moving plot with amusing sidelights." —New York Daily News "Every time I open a book, I hope this one is going to be really smashing, exciting, outstanding. This one is. Death Wears a Red Hat is the kind of mystery that I read the others to find. It has the right ingredients." —Houston Chronicle From William X. Kienzle, author of the classic murder mystery, The Rosary Murders. In Kienzle's second Father Koesler book, the streets of Detroit are stalked by an unknown assailant depositing the decapitated heads of Detroit citizens on the headless shoulders of church statues. But there does seem to be a method in the gruesome madness and Father Koesler is once again drawn into the investigation, this time at the request of Walter Koznicki, the inspector of homicide, and Lieutenant Ned Harris. Meanwhile, the Detroit Free Press and the Detroit News, in the personages of Joe Cox and Pat Lennon, compete for prime coverage of the murders. But as the carefully executed murders continue unabated so does the city's state of fear and bewilderment.

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Author: Dan Rempala
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 217
Release: 2013-07
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0578127954

An aspiring writer realizes his dream and launches his literary career... ... shepherded by another aspiring writer who realized her failure and became a literary agent. Unable to repeat the success of his first book, the writer exists in limbo of purposelessness and diminishing royalties... ... while the agent grows to resent him and blame him for her precarious position at the literary agency. The writer takes a trip to Korea, while the agent, desperate for a best-seller, raises the question... ...wouldn't it be better for everyone if he just killed himself?

The Story of Drek

The Story of Drek
Author: Dan Rempala
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 209
Release: 2010-07
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0578061198

When asked to name the greatest moment of their lives, most people say their ten-year high school reunion, but try telling that to the Kooterville High Class of ’96! Even before they can partake in their first drunken Macarena, this group of backward-looking has-beens gets taken hostage by a helicopter full of super-powered troublemakers. A few dozen normal humans must face off against the likes of:• Socialist Super-Agent Dane McVain and his wondrous helicopter, Uppsala.• Super-Powered Super-Models Eva Destruction and Donna Correction• Dr. Arliss Poindexter and his warped creations, the Knockout Mouse and the Wolfian DucksEXCEPT… somewhere, among the fat, balding masses, lurks their arch nemesis, Drek Manifold.

Meat and Bone

Meat and Bone
Author: Dan Rempala
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 289
Release: 2015-01-13
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0578156466

Meat and Bone tells the story of Clarice Torrance, a young soldier in the most powerful military force in the known universe. After losing her fiancé and her arm during the occupation of Middes, Clarice volunteers for a suicide mission to eliminate the leader of the resistance. Dispatched to the barren surface with a group of killer cyborgs, Clarice marches them through the waste and into a world of danger and betrayal, where petty rivalries threaten to end the life of millions. Faced with a series of terrible choices, Clarice come to understand the arbitrary nature of justice and to find out, once and for all, what she stands for.

Death Wears a White Gardenia

Death Wears a White Gardenia
Author: Zelda Popkin
Publisher: Bitingduck Press LLC
Total Pages: 143
Release: 1995-12
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1886420149

Zelda Popkin solves her intriguing mystery with a female detective named Mary Carner. Death Wears a White Gardenia is the first of a series of mystery novels featuring young, and pretty Mary Carner, a trained investigator on the security staff of a major department store in New York City in the late thirties and early forties. Mary Carner is analytical, intuitive, direct, tactful, independent, and receptive. Her character, emerging when it did, challenged the male gender-role stereotyping that for many years was all there was in detective fiction. By now, however, the female detective has found her place and is much admired in literature, film, and television. Zelda Popkin's Mary Carner was before her time. She emerges here again, a fully-conceived woman, a fully-conceived professional so we can see that today's female detectives, like Jessica Fletcher and V. I. Warshawski, follow in the footsteps that Zelda Popkin's Mary Carner marked so well. Boson Books also offers Time Off for Murder by Zelda Popkin. For an author bio and photo, reviews, and a reading sample, visit bosonbooks.com.

Death Wears A Star

Death Wears A Star
Author: Andrew McBride
Publisher: Robert Hale Ltd
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2017-04-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0719823803

The Tengen brothers planned to make themselves all the law there was in Coffin Creek and the surrounding Cochise County. Then the whole south east corner of Arizona would be theirs to plunder at will. Behind the tin stars they wore, the brothers were killers, pure and simple... But they'd reckoned without Calvin Taylor, former Indian scout turned Wells Fargo agent. Taylor would bring real law and order to the town, even if he had to do it at the point of a gun. The result was an explosion of violence and killing. Blood ran on the streets of Coffin Creek and a twisted trail of vengeance led high into the mountains of Apache country.

Death Wears Pink Shoes

Death Wears Pink Shoes
Author: Robert James
Publisher: Pickle Partners Publishing
Total Pages: 264
Release: 2019-11-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1789129346

Death Wears Pink Shoes, first published as a Crime Club book in 1952, is a New York City murder mystery. From the book’s synopsis: “The tenants of 17 Crane Street were a highly combustible lot, and when they came together fireworks usually resulted. A lively display was set off one particular night when Mrs. Gladys O’Leary gave a party. They played a game of writing down the names of animals which their fellow residents resembled, and one of the entries was odd. It read ‘something dead.’ Later that night Mr Potterwait was found in his shabby apartment, a bullet through his forehead, and pink ballet slippers wedged awkwardly on his feet.” Police detective Cherney investigates the crime, but the case is not solved until a second murder occurs. Robert James was a pseudonym for author Iris Little Heitner (1910-2003).

Death Wore High Heels

Death Wore High Heels
Author: Lawrence Wagger
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 230
Release: 2012-10-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1479709824

Death Wore High Heels exposes the symbiosis of the needs of the of today's fashion marketers with the arrogance of today's fashion designers. Shoe manufacturer Barry Howard has a fascinating conversation with the very famous Oscar de la Renta where they form an extremely unlikely business partnership, and makes Barry feel dizzy at his first experience with Oscar's haute couture. The book's centerpiece is the party that Barry has at the famous New York City's Plaza Hotel's Presidential Suite. Here, Barry has presented a new line of shoes together with Oscar's new dress line that requires Barry's shoes to have extremely high heels. The party's unique oleo of designers from Italy, Spain and Singapore and famous marketers of the great stores of the United States and Europe all of whom become involved one way or another in the murder of Ellen Hahoney, the world's most recognized merchandise manager,