Dear Future Boyfriend

Dear Future Boyfriend
Author: Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz
Publisher: SCB Distributors
Total Pages: 80
Release: 2010-08-13
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 193590471X

In her celebrated debut volume, Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz tackles, among other idiosyncratic topics, love ("Science"), heartbreak ("Lit"), and thieving suburban punks ("Ode to the Person Who Stole My Family's Lawn Gnome"). Quirky and funny with a subtext of social commentary, Aptowicz's writing lets the reader ride shotgun in a hilarious sprawling road trip through America’s youth culture. Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz is a dizzying dervish of a poet, an astounding talent, a deft lyricist whose patented take on this dopey world is dazzling in its originality. Everything she encounters is fair game, and she jolts us into unexpected, delightful recognition. -Patricia Smith, "Blood Dazzler" Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz is a flash flood of uppercut quotes. Reading her work tempts me to lean over to the people next to me, and say, “Hey, you gotta see this.” Do not miss the opportunity to absorb this woman's work, page or stage." - Buddy Wakefield, "Live for a Living"

Dear Future Boyfriend: A Compilation of Letters to My Future Love

Dear Future Boyfriend: A Compilation of Letters to My Future Love
Author: Andrew Kendall
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 64
Release: 2019-02-14
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 9781795781473

Over a duration of six years, author Andrew Kendall never realized there might be a bigger picture to the letters he wrote to a future lover. In their original state a narrative never seemed present, but compiled together readers are allowed an intimate look into Kendall's journey of unrealistic expectations, desperation, and lack of self-awareness that led to confusing self-destruction and heartbreak.Dear Future Boyfriend offers a look inside--almost a brief history of where one has been and where they are now. It's an unexpected journey of understanding, growth, and that letters a lonely writer thought no one would ever see could somehow take on a life of their own--telling an important story together rather than alone.

My Future Ex-Girlfriend

My Future Ex-Girlfriend
Author: Jake Gerhardt
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 241
Release: 2017-05-16
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0698194195

Brimming with humor and hope, this contemporary tween comedy is perfect for fans of Tommy Greenwald and Megan Schul. What happens when you finally capture the attention of your first crush? Do you suddenly know what to do? Do you magically learn the secrets of love? Not even close. Follow eighth graders Sam (the class clown), Duke (the intellectual), and Chollie (the athlete) as they fumble their way through boyfriend territory for the very first time. With so much to worry about as the school year ends—finals, commencement speeches, the baseball championship, the graduation party—the guys feel ill-equipped to handle the stress of their new relationships. But if they're dumped before the last day of middle school school, they'll start high school as losers. The. Pressure. Is. On. Want more Sam, Duke, and Chollie? Check out Me and Miranda Mullaly by Jake Gerhardt.

Tiny Beautiful Things

Tiny Beautiful Things
Author: Cheryl Strayed
Publisher: Vintage
Total Pages: 370
Release: 2012-07-10
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0307949338

NATIONAL BESTSELLER • Soon to be a Hulu Original series • The internationally acclaimed author of Wild collects the best of The Rumpus's Dear Sugar advice columns plus never-before-published pieces. Rich with humor and insight—and absolute honesty—this "wise and compassionate" (New York Times Book Review) book is a balm for everything life throws our way. Life can be hard: your lover cheats on you; you lose a family member; you can’t pay the bills—and it can be great: you’ve had the hottest sex of your life; you get that plum job; you muster the courage to write your novel. Sugar—the once-anonymous online columnist at The Rumpus, now revealed as Cheryl Strayed, author of the bestselling memoir Wild—is the person thousands turn to for advice.

Letters to My Future Husband

Letters to My Future Husband
Author: Lisa McKendrick
Publisher: Bonneville Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2015
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781462115532

Sophie doesn't know what kind of man she's looking for, so her father suggests she write letters to her future husband--and come to know him in the process. But Sophie soon learns her letters aren't the most reliable key to her heart. This hilarious coming-of-age novel is a guaranteed laugh-out-loud read you'll want to share with all your friends.

Second Chance Boyfriend

Second Chance Boyfriend
Author: Monica Murphy
Publisher: Bantam
Total Pages: 321
Release: 2013-04-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0988369451

From breakout author Monica Murphy comes the exhilarating conclusion to Drew and Fable’s story—the star-crossed young romance that began in One Week Girlfriend. Lost. Everything in my life can be summed up by that one sickening word. My football coach blames me for our season-ending losses. So does the rest of the team. I wasted two whole months drowning in my own despair, like a complete loser. And I lost my girlfriend—Fable Maguire, the only girl who ever mattered—because I was afraid that being with me would only hurt her. But now I realize that I’m the one who’s truly lost without her. And even though she acts like she’s moved on and everything’s fine, I know she still thinks about me just as much as I think about her. I know her too well. She’s so damn vulnerable, all I want to do is be there to help her . . . to hold her . . . to love her. I just need her to give me one more chance. We may be lost without each other, but together, we’re destined to find a love that lasts forever. BONUS: This edition includes an excerpt from Monica Murphy's Three Broken Promises.

My Secret Boyfriend

My Secret Boyfriend
Author: Lurlene McDaniel
Publisher: Millbrook Press
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2017-01-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1512457191

Audisee® eBooks with Audio combine professional narration and sentence highlighting to engage reluctant readers! Jordan Sterling has had a boring summer, unlike the other girls at her high school. When she hears story after story of fun summer romances, Jordan decides she has to come up with her own special boyfriend. She brags about Ryan, a gorgeous guy she met "over the summer." But Ryan is a real person—a boy she's known all her life. Luckily, he lives far away. So what is Jordan going to do when Ryan moves to her town and he has no idea he's the love of her life? Will one lie ruin a life-long friendship?

Notes to My Future Husband

Notes to My Future Husband
Author: The Coquette
Publisher: Sourcebooks
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2012
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781402270796

"Meet The Coquette, the insanely popular advice columist for The Daily. Smirking but never cynical, she's a bad-ass with her own ideas about what it means to be a wife and what it takes to be a husband. Notes to My Future Husband is a modern woman's collection of tips on life, love, and everything in between."--Page 4 of cover.

Praying for Your Future Husband

Praying for Your Future Husband
Author: Robin Jones Gunn
Publisher: Multnomah
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2011-05-03
Genre: Young Adult Nonfiction
ISBN: 1601423497

Have you ever thought about praying for your future husband? Will it make a difference? There's only one way to find out… From when we were small girls, most of us dream of “The One,” our future husband. We think about what it would be like to be a bride. We wonder who that special guy is and when we'll find him. The great news is that what you do now can make a difference in your life and the life of your future husband! Authors and good friends Robin Jones Gunn (Christy Miller series) and Tricia Goyer (author and former teen mom) believe God answers women's prayers for husbands—even husbands they may not meet for years. They invite young women to pray boldly for their future mate … while also asking God to prepare their own hearts. In Praying for Your Future Husband, Robin and Tricia share their two vastly different experiences, including the things they did right and the mistakes they made on the path to meeting and marrying their husbands. Each chapter includes helpful Bible verses, prayers, and practical application, along with true stories of women who prayed for a husband and how God answered in remarkable ways. God has a beautiful romance prepared for you. Prayer is the key to unlocking the love story … with your future husband and with God, the lover of your soul.