Deacon Jokes That a Pastor Can Tell

Deacon Jokes That a Pastor Can Tell
Author: Don Lowe
Publisher: Trafford
Total Pages: 124
Release: 2002
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781553951452

God our Creator wanted for all of us happiness, contentment, peace, and especially good health. Good, clean humor can be a very important facet in changing our hectic lives. I encourage all of you to become purveyors of good humor by using this collection of jokes as a textbook. With it you can become an expert in making people laugh and I guarantee that you will feel better. You will soon see that stress, health problems, and the pressures of our world will soon disappear.

The Big Book of Church Jokes

The Big Book of Church Jokes
Author: Barbour Publishing
Publisher: Barbour Publishing
Total Pages: 170
Release: 2009-06-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1607423111

Who couldn't use a good laugh these days? Well, here are hundreds of clean, good-natured jokes centered on that very important place we visit each week: church! The Big Book of Church Jokes is a brand-new collection, topically arranged into 20 sections relating to pastors, deacons, people in the pews, Sunday school, buildings and grounds, missionaries, the spiritual gifts, old-time church, weddings, funerals, heaven, and more. Plus, you'll love the quality Christian cartoons included. The Big Book of Church Jokes is perfect for personal reading enjoyment, or for sermon or speech preparation. It's a big book for a reasonable price--only $9.97!

Book of Catholic Jokes

Book of Catholic Jokes
Author: Deacon Tom Sherdian
Publisher: ACTA Publications
Total Pages: 101
Release: 2011-10-31
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 087946609X

Religion is far too important to be taken seriously all the time--so says author Tom Sheridan, who in The Book of Catholic Jokes invites readers to laugh along with him and remember that faith can be--and should be--fun. Sheridan begins by discussing the importance of laughter and the relationship of humor to religion before launching into hilarious jokes. After all, Jesus said, "Unless you become like children, you cannot enter the kingdom of heaven."

Crushing

Crushing
Author: T. D. Jakes
Publisher: FaithWords
Total Pages: 272
Release: 2019-04-16
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 9781455595372

Follow God's process for growth and learn how you can benefit from life's challenging experiences with this book by bestselling inspirational author T.D. Jakes. In this insightful book, #1 New York Times bestselling author T.D. Jakes wrestles with the age-old questions: Why do the righteous suffer? Where is God in all the injustice? In his most personal offering yet, Bishop Jakes tells crushing stories from his own journey-the painful experience of learning his young teenage daughter was pregnant, the agony of watching his mother succumb to Alzheimer's, and the shock and helplessness he felt when his son had a heart attack. Bishop Jakes wants to encourage you that God uses difficult, crushing experiences to prepare you for unexpected blessings. If you are faithful through suffering, you will be surprised by God's joy, comforted by His peace, and fulfilled with His purpose. Crushing will inspire you to have hope, even in your most difficult moments. If you trust in God and lean on Him during setbacks, He will lead you through.

World's Greatest Collection of Church Jokes

World's Greatest Collection of Church Jokes
Author: Barbour Publishing
Publisher: Barbour Publishing
Total Pages: 157
Release: 2003-08-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1607425068

Whoever said Christians shouldn't enjoy a good laugh now and then? Here's a fantastic new collection of nearly five hundred jokes that turn the mirror back on ourselves--with hilarious results. The World's Greatest Collection of Church Jokes contains scores of funnies involving pastors, deacons, Sunday school teachers, pew sitters, and kids--all of them clean, funny, good-natured, and often times true to life. Organized into categories, The World's Greatest Collection of Church Jokes is perfect for personal reading or preparing sermons and speeches.

Deacons

Deacons
Author: Henry Webb
Publisher: B&H Publishing Group
Total Pages: 122
Release: 2001-10-01
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 1433668947

After nineteen years in print and over 200,000 copies sold, Broadman & Holman is publishing an updated edition of Deacons: Servant Models in the Church. Henry Webb deals with every aspect of the roles and offices of deacons in the church, including the deacon's marriage, wife, children, family life, conduct, priorities, and other pertinent aspects of deacons as role models of servant leadership in the church.

The Elements of Preaching

The Elements of Preaching
Author: Warren W. Wiersbe
Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
Total Pages: 116
Release: 1986
Genre: Music
ISBN: 9780842307574

Here are basic preaching principles as well as the main preaching prohibitions that can help you sharpen and focus your skills in the pulpit.

Deacon King Kong (Oprah's Book Club)

Deacon King Kong (Oprah's Book Club)
Author: James McBride
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 385
Release: 2020-03-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 073521672X

Winner of the Anisfield-Wolf Book Award for Fiction Winner of the Gotham Book Prize One of Barack Obama's "Favorite Books of the Year" Oprah's Book Club Pick Named one of the Top Ten Books of the Year by the New York Times, Entertainment Weekly and TIME Magazine A Washington Post Notable Novel From the author of The Heaven & Earth Grocery Store, the National Book Award–winning The Good Lord Bird, and the bestselling modern classic The Color of Water, comes one of the most celebrated novels of the year. In September 1969, a fumbling, cranky old church deacon known as Sportcoat shuffles into the courtyard of the Cause Houses housing project in south Brooklyn, pulls a .38 from his pocket, and, in front of everybody, shoots the project’s drug dealer at point-blank range. The reasons for this desperate burst of violence and the consequences that spring from it lie at the heart of Deacon King Kong, James McBride’s funny, moving novel and his first since his National Book Award–winning The Good Lord Bird. In Deacon King Kong, McBride brings to vivid life the people affected by the shooting: the victim, the African-American and Latinx residents who witnessed it, the white neighbors, the local cops assigned to investigate, the members of the Five Ends Baptist Church where Sportcoat was deacon, the neighborhood’s Italian mobsters, and Sportcoat himself. As the story deepens, it becomes clear that the lives of the characters—caught in the tumultuous swirl of 1960s New York—overlap in unexpected ways. When the truth does emerge, McBride shows us that not all secrets are meant to be hidden, that the best way to grow is to face change without fear, and that the seeds of love lie in hope and compassion. Bringing to these pages both his masterly storytelling skills and his abiding faith in humanity, James McBride has written a novel every bit as involving as The Good Lord Bird and as emotionally honest as The Color of Water. Told with insight and wit, Deacon King Kong demonstrates that love and faith live in all of us.

The World's Greatest Collection of Church Jokes

The World's Greatest Collection of Church Jokes
Author:
Publisher: Barbour Publishing
Total Pages: 150
Release: 2013-10-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1624167632

Whoever said Christians shouldn’t enjoy a good laugh now and then? Here’s a fantastic collection of nearly five hundred jokes that turn the mirror back on ourselves—with hilarious results. The World’s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes contains scores of funnies involving pastors, deacons, Sunday school teachers, pew sitters, and kids—all of them clean, funny, good-natured, and often times true to life. Organized into categories, the World’s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes is perfect for personal reading or preparing sermons and speeches.