Damn You Just Got Bit A Handbook For New Vampires
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| Author | : Spiro Hamilton |
| Publisher | : Magus Books |
| Total Pages | : 234 |
| Release | : |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
So, you've been sired. What now? You have started the biggest adventure of your life, or should we say of your death. Or undeath. Things are never going to be the same again. You need a roadmap for your new existence. Forget all the old stuff. That's all gone now. It's time to face the future. You no longer need to worry about the fate of the ordinary human. All they have to look forward to is death. For you, provided you don't run into any pesky vampire slayers, you have all the time in the world ahead of you. How are you going to fill all this time, time without end? It's a privilege to be a vampire. You're one of the special ones, the chosen ones. You're nothing like the run of the mill masses with all their dreary jobs and dull lives. Jack Kerouac said, "The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'Awww!'" Vampires are these people. A cut above. Vampires have more bite, more penetration, more everything. This is your handbook to orient you to your undeath. Your transition will take a lot of getting used to. You'll be meeting entirely different people. You'll be mixing in new circles. You'll be leaving behind familiar family and friends. You'll be expanding your horizons. You'll be learning about the origins of vampires in ancient Egypt, and the Egyptians' extraordinary religious views based on pure magic. Are you ready for this? It's time for you to step into the spotlight. Now is your time. Your time to shine. You are one of the extraordinary ones! Enjoy!
| Author | : David Sinclair |
| Publisher | : Magus Books |
| Total Pages | : 457 |
| Release | : |
| Genre | : Body, Mind & Spirit |
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Welcome to the Church of the Serpent. The universe is the Tree of Knowledge. At the top of the tree is the Golden Bough with which we attain Golden Knowledge, the Apex Knowledge of the cosmos. So, we must climb. All the way to the highest consciousness. The Church of the Serpent is devoted to knowledge – ultimate knowledge, the knowledge of existence itself. We must have Absolute Knowledge. Nothing else will suffice. Completion, or nothing. From the top of the Tree of Knowledge, we command all knowledge. Are you one of the Serpents of wisdom? Are you one of the protectors of the Tree of Knowledge? Everyone is faced with the same test: to embrace knowledge or reject it. The Bible, as well as love and light, mysticism, and sensory science, all say that you should fear and reject knowledge in itself. Adam and Eve did the right thing. They ate the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. They were condemned and punished for that, and knowledge has been deemed "forbidden", "dangerous", and "unwelcome" ever since. Not in the Church of the Serpent. The altar of the Church of the Serpent bears the Tree of Knowledge itself. Everyone must eat the apples of knowledge. Drink the serpent elixir. Come to the Church of the Serpent. Learn the philosophy of the snake and access the highest transcendent knowledge. Who is the real God in the Garden of Eden? Is it the ignorant "God" who tries to keep humanity away from knowledge, who forbids Adam and Eve from accessing knowledge, or is it the Serpent who leads Adam and Eve to the highest knowledge and transforms them through the gift of consciousness and, finally, super consciousness? The False God is always an enemy of knowledge, and the True God always a promoter of knowledge. Yet, to the idiot masses, it's knowledge itself that's evil. For them, knowledge is the Original Sin. The Serpent spoke with words of fire and none who heard them failed to tremble. The words were lit by lightning. Come and join the Church of the Serpent. Learn the philosophy of the snake and slough off the old, failed skin of humanity. Don't you want to be one of the Prometheans, the HyperHumans, the Faustians? Don't you want to complete the journey from Cimmeria (Alpha) to Hyperborea (Omega)? Only the Serpent Humans can bring all of humanity to the most precious fruit of the Tree of Knowledge and confer Absolute Knowledge on everyone. Only through the Serpents will you achieve gnosis.
| Author | : C. A. Suleiman |
| Publisher | : White Wolf Games Studio |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2001-12 |
| Genre | : Fantasy games |
| ISBN | : 9781588462152 |
What are we? The Damned childer of caine? The grotesque lords of humanity? The pitiful wretches of eternal hell? We are vampires, and that is enough. I am a vampire, and that is far more than enough. I am that which must be feared, worshipped and adored. The world is mine -- now and forever. No one holds command over me. No man. No god. No prince. What is a claim of age for ones who are immortal? What is a claim of power for ones who defy death? Call your damnable hunt. We shall see whom I drag screaming to hell with me. A chronicle setting that focuses on two of Vampire's core themes: the Final Nights and the price of eternal unlife.
| Author | : Luc Richard Ballion |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 225 |
| Release | : 2009-10-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1628731389 |
Women daring and lucky enough to discover romance with a vampire claim to enjoy the most intense love and sex of their lives. But how do you find a vampire of your very own? And just how do you get him interested in ravishing you within an inch of your life? Will the ecstasy of the coupling be worth the inherent risks of vampire love—the risks of drinking your blood, the risks of secrecy, and the risks of betrayal? At last, this step-by-step guide will help women the world over to experience the pleasures of vampire romance. You’ll learn why these creatures make the best lovers (stamina, overpowering strength, and deep appreciation of women) and the best places to find a vampire and, no, it’s not in graveyards. Once you’ve been initiated into the realm of human-vampire sex, you’ll want to know about vampire turn-ons, games vampires play, dealing with jealousy, and finally, whether or not to consider becoming a vampire yourself. Author and vampire Luc Richard Ballion reveals his tricks on balancing blood-play with physical thrills, and includes true descriptions of trysts across the ages, compatibility checklists, and an A-to-Z of troubleshooting. The result is a book you would die for. Really.
| Author | : Valerie Twombly |
| Publisher | : Valerie Twombly |
| Total Pages | : 139 |
| Release | : 2022-09-13 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
Her life wasn’t all bad until she woke up a vampire. Sabrina raised a daughter, started her own coffee shop, and bought her dream house in her hometown of New Orleans. If she had to complain about anything, it would be the seventh level of Hell hot flashes that come with being 53 years old. That is, until she wakes up a vampire. Her body has never been more perky and her hair is a dream. Problems? Several. A vampire shouldn’t have hot flashes, mood swings that rival a rollercoaster ride, and the urge to drop into a dead sleep at 9:00 pm. There is a God and he goes by the name of Christoph, the king of the New Orleans coven and a vampire who is hotter than her night sweats. Ready to jump his ancient bones, she manages self control. Barely. When she learns he can cure more than her animalistic urges, she will promise anything. Enter the misfits. A succubus kicked out of Hell, an old as dirt reaper, a purple dragon whose hiccups light eyebrows on fire, and a cute as can be pooch that’s really a Hellhound. All occupants of the B&B, Fangri-La and Sabrina’s job is to turn Christoph’s new acquisition into a thriving business. Holy hot flashes, she may have sunk her fangs into more than she can handle. Also available as audiobooks! Keywords: paranormal romance, steamy romance, paranormal romantic comedy, paranormal romantic comedy book, vampire romance comedy, vampire romance books for adults, vampire romance books, paranormal romance books for adults, paranormal romance adult, menopause humor, women’s humor
| Author | : C. Bishop |
| Publisher | : Xlibris Corporation |
| Total Pages | : 196 |
| Release | : 2017-10-25 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1543460534 |
Victoria Miller was an average middle-aged woman who wore life on her face. She had resigned herself to her own end when she was diagnosed with terminal cancer. However, Fate had a different plan for herbecause Fate was about to give her a life filled with love, passion, adventure, and a new purpose. The catch was, she had to die and leave the mortal world behind in order to get it. With the help of some very special beings, she entered and learned of her new world and what it meant to be one of a kind. She must face not only the changes within herself but deal with others that would rather see her destroyed so that they can carry out a plan that has been thousands of years in the making.
| Author | : JKSManga |
| Publisher | : WWW.WEBNOVEL.COM (Cloudary Holdings Limited) |
| Total Pages | : 361 |
| Release | : 2020-04-17 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
The human Race is at war with the Vicious Dalki and when they needed help more than ever, THEY started to come forward. Humans who had hidden in the shadows for hundreds of years, people with abilities. Some chose to share their knowledge to the rest of the world in hopes of winning the war, while others kept their abilities to themselves. Quinn had lost everything to the war, his home, his family and the only thing he had inherited was a crummy old book that he couldn’t even open. But when the book had finally opened, Quinn was granted a system and his whole life was turned around. He completed quest after quest and became more powerful, until one day the system gave him a quest he wasn’t sure he could complete. "It is time to feed!" "You must drink human blood within 24 hours" "Your HP will continue to decrease until the task has been completed" More info, visit: https://www.webnovel.com/
| Author | : Amanda Sinatra |
| Publisher | : Amanda Sinatra |
| Total Pages | : 451 |
| Release | : 2024-02-20 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
What would you do if you woke up with no memory of your life? In a world of mystery, drama, and romance, Ivy Lane wakes up half human and half vampire; a dhampir. Dhampirs and vampires, have their memories gone once changed into their new life. Theodore, her vampire mentor, molds her into his assistant, while Jackson, another dhampir, trains her to fight. Along the way, Ivy gains her memory back. Uncovering the truth, she ends up discovering why she was chosen in the first place. Will she turn against Theodore for what he's done? Or will she accept her fate and ignore what her old life is trying to tell her?
| Author | : Michelle Lundy |
| Publisher | : Michelle Lundy |
| Total Pages | : 248 |
| Release | : 2010-02-18 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0557326370 |
Life as a vampire with a split personality disorder is just that... disorderly. Eternity Long, however, thought she was on the road to recovery after her new engagement to the love of her life, Matthew Young, extinguishes the burning flames of self destruction and replaces them with hope. And when what started out as a diabolical plot to corrupt mankind with the seed of a demon turns out to be quite the pleasant surprise, she knows she has found salvation. But things aren't always what they seem, and her nightmares are far from over. Even from beyond the grave, Hell's Pastor, Father O'Neil, will stop at nothing to reclaim what is rightfully his. Will Eternity give in to temptation, falling victim to her darkest desires? Or will her jealously and rage snap her out of her devilish delusions when a woman from Matthew's past resurfaces? Hell hath no fury like a woman torn between true love and the taste of her enemy's blood.
| Author | : Modiphius Entertainment |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : |
| Release | : 2018-09 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781912200924 |
Vampire: The Masquerade is the original and ultimate roleplaying game of personal and political horror. You are a vampire, struggling for survival, supremacy, and your own fading humanityafraid of what you are capable of, and fearful of the inhuman conspiracies that surround you.
