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| Author | : Hugh Murmie |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 108 |
| Release | : 2020-05-10 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : |
New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!
| Author | : Gordon Hideaki Nagai |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 118 |
| Release | : 2016-05-10 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1612435904 |
A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”
| Author | : Jimmy Niro |
| Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 84 |
| Release | : 2020-05-05 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1728205271 |
Turn the bad jokes back on dad with this seriously silly joke book, the perfect funny Halloween gift for kids and families to laugh and celebrate together! Dads have been embarrassing their kids for decades with goofy and groan-worthy jokes, and now it's their children's turn! In this hilarious new joke book from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, kids can out-dad-joke their dads and even learn how to write some of their own. Filled with over 350 silly jokes about school, sports, animals, and more, Dad Jokes for Kids will have young readers rolling on the floor with laughter! Plus, children can learn to write their own dad jokes with fun activities in the back! This book is perfect for: The whole family - perfect for kids ages 7 to 12, but offers fun for the entire family! Reluctant readers - fun jokes help engage reluctant kids, helping them gain confidence and build reading comprehension and vocabulary Screen-free time - Endless laughs for road trips, vacations, sleepovers, game nights, and more! Gifts - makes a great holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant gag gift for kids, or Father's Day gift to share with dads Includes jokes like: Q: What did the carrot say to the broccoli? A: Nothing. Vegetables can't talk. You can't play hide-and-seek with mountains. They're always peaking.
| Author | : Editors of Portable Press |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 254 |
| Release | : 2017-09-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1684120071 |
Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
| Author | : Ian Allen |
| Publisher | : Portico |
| Total Pages | : 178 |
| Release | : 2013-08-08 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1909396095 |
Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!
| Author | : Jimmy Niro |
| Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 107 |
| Release | : 2019-09-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1728200180 |
The ultimate laugh-out-loud Christmas gift for any pun lover or Super Dad out there! Q: What super power do you get when you become a parent? A: Supervision. Super Dad Jokes is perfect for all heroes out there—from the dad experts to the first-time fathers embracing their most cringe-worthy dad powers! This new edition from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro has over 500 magnificent puns, stories, and anti-jokes—the best way to celebrate and laugh at dad's super (bad) joke skills! The perfect birthday gift, holiday stocking stuffer, or white elephant gag gift from any daughter, son, or partner to the super dad or grandpa who makes their eyes roll with super speed. Arm yourself against the forces of evil and good taste with this heroically funny joke book. It's time to save the world, one joke at a time! Includes knee-slappers like: I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it. Q: What is the sleepiest fruit? A: Napricot. "Dad, do you want a box for your leftovers?" "No, but I'll wrestle you for them!"
| Author | : Adrian Beck |
| Publisher | : Random House Australia |
| Total Pages | : 26 |
| Release | : 2021-07-02 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1761043080 |
A Father's Day picture book from funny guy Adrian Beck that will have the whole family laughing. Warning: Do not show this book to dads! This book is full of DAD JOKES that are embarrassing, goofy and NOT FUNNY! A trip to the zoo with Dad means seeing lots of animals . . . and hearing plenty of dad jokes too! A hilarious story by Adrian Beck (a dad) illustrated by Simon Greiner (another dad). The perfect Father's Day gift and read-aloud story!
| Author | : The Dad |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 175 |
| Release | : 2019-11-11 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781702847261 |
My wife said, "Why don't you stop telling terrible Dad Jokes and write a book instead?" Thank you dear, for such a novel idea! Introducing, The Dad Joke Novel! 500 of Dad's most favourite Dad Jokes. Dads are able to make you laugh and groan at the same time with a badly timed joke. Give Dad the ultimate upgrade to his collection of hilariously awful puns with the Dad Joke Novel. The Dad Joke Novel is often compared to the book on anti-gravity... you can't put it down. Caution: This book left me with an awful headache after it fell on my head. But I only have my shelf to blame.
| Author | : |
| Publisher | : Devela Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 104 |
| Release | : 2020-05-14 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781913357665 |
Over 300 family-friendly jokes to make your dad's day. He'll love these terrible rib-ticklers - specially selected by a panel of the funniest fathers.
| Author | : Jeremy Brown |
| Publisher | : Media Lab Books |
| Total Pages | : 176 |
| Release | : 2021-04-13 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9781948174732 |
From giving as good as he got at the Harvard Lampoon to his comedic work in such films and TV shows as Donovan’s Reef, North to Alaska, Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In, I Love Lucy, Dean Martin Celebrity Roast and The Red Skelton Hour, John Wayne was never shy about exhibiting his wry, knowing sense of humor. It’s this facet of Duke that The Official John Wayne Big Book of Dad Jokes captures. A father of six children himself, Duke was no stranger to making kids crack up (or at least trying to). This book presents those stories of Duke as practical joker as well as willing victim, embedded within more than 400 clever, yet dreadful jokes, stories, riddles and puns, perfect for family members of every age. Some of the jokes are Duke- and Western-themed, but most are simply good, original Dad jokes: some good, some bad, some awful, but all funny. Readers will also find inside nearly three dozen fun photos of Duke exhibiting his good humor for all to see, laughing with his kids or fellow actors on set and behind the scenes, making this book a treasure for fans and fathers alike.
