"You know I've always wanted kids," Maddie said. "Then it hit me: why go through the agony of childbirth when I can just make you my baby? I can mold you into a perfect toddler and reprimand you without any fear of child abuse. Plus, I can keep you in diapers the rest of your life."That's how i ended up at the CRIB, the asylum for the Creative Reintroduction of Infantile Behavior.Maddie sent me to a special program run by her friend, Hannah. Here's what Maddie wrote: "I'm begging you to accept my boyfriend Rodney Ripplehorn into your program because he needs the strictest corrections."Spare no rod."Only last week, I found him hiding in a closet, reading this naughty literature about a young man transformed into a toddler by his mother-in-law."This story is includes serious age regression, diaper domination, bondage, spanking, force feeding, transvestite disciplinarians, creative punishments and sissy subjugation.