Crazy Christmas Jokes

Crazy Christmas Jokes
Author: Alison Grambs
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
Total Pages: 52
Release: 2005
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9781402727696

How did Santa get lost on Christmas Eve? He got mis-sled. What music does Frosty the Snowman fear? Heavy melt-al music. Young kids will ho-ho-ho and ha-ha-ha at the funniest holiday jokes ever. Santa will want to wrap this up for laugh-loving children

The Crazy Christmas Joke Book

The Crazy Christmas Joke Book
Author:
Publisher: Penguin UK
Total Pages: 89
Release: 2009-10-29
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0141959827

Packed with brilliant seasonal jokes together with lots of silly stuff that will keep children giggling throughout the Christmas holidays. Cast an unwanted Gift Spell, read Santa's hilarious emails and try the Top Ten things to do with leftover turkey. With hilarious spoof ads and lots of fun Christmas features this book will really put the ho-ho-ho into your holidays.

How to Trick a Christmas Elf

How to Trick a Christmas Elf
Author: Sue Fliess
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2019-09-17
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1510744320

To find out whether Santa thinks you’re naughty or nice, you’ll need to trick an elf into letting you see the list! Legend has it that the only way to find out if you’re on Santa’s naughty or nice list is to trick an elf into letting you sneak a peek! But be careful: elves are tricky themselves! To get a look at the list, you’ll need to be clever in crafting a distracting craft to catch the elf’s attention. So, grab some Christmas supplies like ribbons, twinkle lights, bows, and candy canes, and get prepared for your sly holiday visitor! On the nights leading up to Christmas, one of Santa’s elves will show up to keep watch on kids and to report on their naughty or nice behavior! However, if you’re careful and clever and quick, you can set up a beautiful little sleigh that will distract your elf, and then you’ll be sure to get a glimpse at Santa’s list! Sue Fliess’s poetic read-aloud text and Simona Sanfilippo’s vibrant, whimsical illustrations will provide much fun for young readers eager to trick their own Christmas elf and find which list they’re on! Also included are guides for teachers and parents about how to engage children in building an elf sleigh themselves and how to interest them in the history of the holiday and the many cultures that celebrate Santa’s tiny helpers.

A Very Crazy Christmas

A Very Crazy Christmas
Author: Abby Klein
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 99
Release: 2011
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0545294975

Everyone's favorite first grader and shark lover is back in a Christmas adventure!Merry Christmas, Freddy! Freddy's cousins, twin sisters Kasey and Kelly, are coming for the holidays. Things are always more fun when the twins are around -- but they're also a lot more crazy! Freddy can't wait to find out what trouble the girls get into this time.

Lord, Change My Attitude

Lord, Change My Attitude
Author: James MacDonald
Publisher: Moody Publishers
Total Pages: 312
Release: 2008-09-01
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 0802479693

A bestseller since 2001, Lord, Change My Attitude Before It's Too Late is classic James MacDonald: bold, practical, and communciated in a way designed to set readers free from the negativity that erodes happiness. This new revision now includes study application questions in each chapter to help readers identify the attitudes of the heart that need change in order for God's abundance to flow. While patterns of thinking won't always change overnight, Pastor MacDonald shows readers how to begin to recognize wrong attitudes and work on replacing them with the right ones.

A Very Corona Christmas

A Very Corona Christmas
Author: Kelley Donner
Publisher:
Total Pages: 38
Release: 2020-10-22
Genre:
ISBN: 9781733959551

What happens when world leaders cancel Christmas due to Covid19? Just as a shielding Santa decides he has no other choice but to furlough his elves until the pandemic is over, a bright, young elf brings him a letter that changes everything?A hilarious take on Christmas 2020 for children ages 5-8.

The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever!

The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever!
Author: Editors of Portable Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 178
Release: 2017-10-17
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1684121450

Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!

It's a Crazy Christmas

It's a Crazy Christmas
Author: Giles Andreae
Publisher: Orchard Books
Total Pages: 65
Release: 2014-10-02
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1408332655

Meet Billy... He's Bonkers! The Christmas celebrations have begun! But when Billy gets trapped by a snowman, weed on by a puppy and burped on by his relatives, he decides... it's a totally crazy Christmas! 3 side-splittingly hilarious stories in 1!

Super Dad Jokes

Super Dad Jokes
Author: Jimmy Niro
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 111
Release: 2019-09-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1728200180

The ultimate laugh-out-loud Christmas gift for any pun lover or Super Dad out there! Q: What super power do you get when you become a parent? A: Supervision. Super Dad Jokes is perfect for all heroes out there—from the dad experts to the first-time fathers embracing their most cringe-worthy dad powers! This new edition from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro has over 500 magnificent puns, stories, and anti-jokes—the best way to celebrate and laugh at dad's super (bad) joke skills! The perfect birthday gift, holiday stocking stuffer, or white elephant gag gift from any daughter, son, or partner to the super dad or grandpa who makes their eyes roll with super speed. Arm yourself against the forces of evil and good taste with this heroically funny joke book. It's time to save the world, one joke at a time! Includes knee-slappers like: I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it. Q: What is the sleepiest fruit? A: Napricot. "Dad, do you want a box for your leftovers?" "No, but I'll wrestle you for them!"

You Might Be A Gardener If... 52 Humorous Observations About Life In The Garden

You Might Be A Gardener If... 52 Humorous Observations About Life In The Garden
Author: Laughlovegift
Publisher:
Total Pages: 58
Release: 2019-12-12
Genre:
ISBN: 9781674418230

They say laughter is the best medicine, and the "You Might Be A Gardener If..." clean joke book for adults is full of silly good fun that will have you shaking your head while laughing out loud. Written by a gardener for gardeners, no topic is off limits. From gardening skills, to garden compost and preserving the harvest, this comical book exposes it all. With an offbeat cover illustration that makes people want to peek inside, this book makes an excellent bathroom reader for dad, a hilarious gift for an adult friend, or the greatest evening of laughter together for an entire family. If you're looking for a wholesome gift that is laugh-out-loud funny, then look no further. Order your copy of "You Might Be A Gardener If..." TODAY!