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| Author | : Quinlan B. Lee |
| Publisher | : HarperFestival |
| Total Pages | : 36 |
| Release | : 2002-10-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9780694016839 |
Tinsel-Time Tongue Twistwers! Unfold the pages to join the Christmas commotion. With the help of elated elves, rowdy reindeer, and a silly Santa, holiday hijinks have to happen! Ho! Ho! Ho!
| Author | : Mick Foley |
| Publisher | : HarperCollins |
| Total Pages | : 48 |
| Release | : 2000-10-24 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9780060394141 |
The elves were running everywhere--they were loud and brash and rude, and Tommy Top, the tallest elf, was running in the nude. The elves were throwing toys and games, and to make things even worse, Billy Bop, the smallest elf, was teaching them to curse... What does Santa do when things get out of hand in his North Pole castle? He brings in the World Wrestling Federation Superstars! Mick Foley's Christmas Chaos is a hilarious modern classic with all the heartwarming magic of a cherished tradition. Riotously illustrated by Jerry "The King" Lawler, this new Christmas story is sure to delight children, wrestling fans, and readers of all ages. Make room on the shelf next to The Night Before Christmas and A Christmas Carol, because this Yuletide tale has attitude! Mick Foley--number one New York Times bestselling author, Hardcore Legend, and Commissioner of the World Wrestling Federation--crafts a delightful tale of mischief, mayhem, and the true meaning of Christmas. When the elves revolt against Santa and refuse to make any toys and the reindeer gang up on Rudolph as though they've joined DX, Santa Claus gives up hope that anyone these days has the true Christmas spirit. When the situation looks its bleakest, Mrs. Claus calls in the cavalry--Kane, Jericho, Val Venis, Jerry Lawler, Kurt Angle, Edge, an the rest of the Federation Superstars! How the wrestlers misbehave--making things even worse--and how one unexpected and unassuming person saves Christmas for the whole world is an unforgettable and uplifting story that will add good cheer to your holiday season year after year. Perfect for reading out loud near a crackl8ing fire or while tucked in at bedtime, Mick Foley's Christmas Chaos is sure to become a family tradition in your home.
| Author | : Jacey Hill |
| Publisher | : iUniverse |
| Total Pages | : 164 |
| Release | : 2010-06-08 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9781450230001 |
Jacey finds herself staring at the computer as a thirty-year-old newly divorced, single mother of two baby girls. After her marriage takes an unexpected turn, Jacey realizes that she must begin dating again but is not sure how to start. Afraid to admit defeat, afraid to face failure, and afraid to move forward, she makes the bold, yet comical decision, to embark on internet dating. As she experiences the roller coaster of internet dating and, once again, becomes comfortable in her own skin, she meets many interesting men... At the same time she learns a tremendous amount of information about herself as she grows emotionally from one phase of her life into many others. With the lively support of her mother and her friends, Jacey begins a humorous and unforgettable journey into the modern world of dating. Come along with Jacey to experience the highs and the lows along with the many humorous, yet poignant situations that she encounters as she tries to find her soul mate through her computer screen.
| Author | : Evie Alexander |
| Publisher | : Emlin Press |
| Total Pages | : 119 |
| Release | : 2024-06-10 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1914473205 |
Enjoy this steamy Scottish romance series by award-winning romantic comedy author Evie Alexander… She's ready to deliver the best Christmas ever… What Zoe MacGinley really wants for Christmas this year — yes, even more than getting to play Mary in the nativity — is a baby. And she's prepared to go to any lengths to get one, even if that means hunky hubby Rory suspending her upside down by the ankles after performing his matrimonial duties... Preparations for Christmas at Kinloch Castle start early — as in January — but with a Hollywood house invasion and a village nativity on the cards, this year is going to be extra stressful. And that's before those two blue lines appear on the pregnancy test. Rory's determined to be a good dad, unlike his own. He'll do anything to make the pregnancy smooth for Zoe, but no matter how hard he tries, everything keeps going wrong and his life turns into a real nightmare before Christmas. With one chance to make their last Christmas as a couple memorable, Rory throws everything into making the village nativity one that Zoe will never forget. However, Baby MacGinley has other ideas and might just end up being the real miracle this December. Christmas Games is a laugh-out-loud, fabulously festive, grumpy-grinchy sunshine, steamy, small town romantic comedy novella, with all your favorite characters from the Kinloch series and a guaranteed happily-ever-after – Perfect for fans of Lucy Score, Pippa Grant, Kayley Loring, Tara Sivec, Lauren Landish, Lauren Blakely and Nicole Snow! It can be read as a standalone but is best enjoyed after the other books in the series. Please note! A version of this story was first published in the Holiday Disasters series written by me and Kelly Kay. Then, it was entitled ‘No Way in a Manger’, and was one of the novellas in the book Christmas Chaos. I have made some minor changes to this iteration, however it is still substantially the same work. Download your copy of Christmas Games today!
| Author | : Andrew Guile |
| Publisher | : Lulu.com |
| Total Pages | : 219 |
| Release | : 2013-10-22 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0992741505 |
Christmas was always a special time in the Finny family home despite them living deep under the ocean. But, Christmas is about to go very wrong indeed. Skinny Finny and his twin brother, Tubby wake on Christmas morning to find their parents missing. They set out to find them and to ruin Christmas in the process. Heaven help anyone who gets in their way ... Will the world famous MI5 agent, Super Spy Wobblebottom be able to stop Skinny Finny from ruining Christmas for children all around the world? Or, will Skinny Finny and his ingenious inventions win the day? The Crazy Christmas Caper is perfect for young readers of 7-12 years old who enjoy a tale that delivers suspense and laughs in equal measure. It's also been written for adults to read to children of younger ages. A chapter each night will send parent and child to bed with a sense of wonder and, perhaps, a grin on their face!
| Author | : Rebecca L. Thomas |
| Publisher | : Bloomsbury Publishing USA |
| Total Pages | : 1657 |
| Release | : 2018-06-21 |
| Genre | : Language Arts & Disciplines |
| ISBN | : 1440834350 |
Whether used for thematic story times, program and curriculum planning, readers' advisory, or collection development, this updated edition of the well-known companion makes finding the right picture books for your library a breeze. Generations of savvy librarians and educators have relied on this detailed subject guide to children's picture books for all aspects of children's services, and this new edition does not disappoint. Covering more than 18,000 books published through 2017, it empowers users to identify current and classic titles on topics ranging from apples to zebras. Organized simply, with a subject guide that categorizes subjects by theme and topic and subject headings arranged alphabetically, this reference applies more than 1,200 intuitive (as opposed to formal catalog) subject terms to children's picture books, making it both a comprehensive and user-friendly resource that is accessible to parents and teachers as well as librarians. It can be used to identify titles to fill in gaps in library collections, to find books on particular topics for young readers, to help teachers locate titles to support lessons, or to design thematic programs and story times. Title and illustrator indexes, in addition to a bibliographic guide arranged alphabetically by author name, further extend access to titles.
| Author | : Teresa Southwick |
| Publisher | : Harlequin |
| Total Pages | : 217 |
| Release | : 2012-12-01 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1459249429 |
Now a Harlequin Movie, Christmas with a View! Thunder Canyon Nugget Guess Who's Coming for Christmas Dinner? The fine citizens of Thunder Canyon have always gone out of their way to make the holidays special. But Christmas this year promises to be one no one will ever forget. You know that handsome celebrity chef everyone's been talking about, Shane Roarke? Don't tell anyone, but it turns out he has a remarkable—and shocking!—connection to our town. And not everyone is going to be happy about it…. Gianna Garrison has been looking downright radiant, however. Is it true that the Gallatin Room waitress has been sneaking under the mistletoe with the mysterious maverick? Hang on to your spurs, merry readers, because the surprises are just beginning. Wait till Gianna finds out who her sexy boss really is!
| Author | : Christopher Moore |
| Publisher | : Harper Collins |
| Total Pages | : 303 |
| Release | : 2009-10-13 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0061800325 |
Now in a special holiday edition, the hilariously deranged tale of Santa, fruitcakes, angels, and Kung fu. . . . “Christopher Moore writes novels that are not only hilarious, but fun to read as well. He is an author at the top of his craft.—Nicholas Sparks ’Twas the night before Christmas . . . and all through Pine Cove, Florida, the creatures were stirring in this wonderfully funny tale that gives the spirit of Christmas a whole new meaning.
| Author | : Amy Carroll |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 240 |
| Release | : 2015-07-07 |
| Genre | : Religion |
| ISBN | : 1501103059 |
“Perfection is exhausting at best, defeating at worst. In Breaking Up with Perfect, Amy is the trusted friend who comes to help us knock down our walls of fear to rebuild a more doable, sustainable, God-honoring life.” —Lysa TerKeurst, New York Times bestselling author of The Best Yes and president of Proverbs 31 Ministries An inspiring and thought-provoking guide to help you abandon the pursuit of perfection and become comfortable and more confident in your own skin. We’ve all been in relationships that were bad for us...whether with a catty girlfriend, a selfish boyfriend, or a coworker who undermines our best efforts. But there is one relationship that steals the potential of all other relationships—including our relationship with ourselves and, ultimately, our relationship with God. And that’s our relationship with Perfect. Perfect is a bad friend. No matter what we do or say or give or bake or create...it’s never enough. Perfect always demands more, but it’s never satisfied. Never. Whether you are a “good girl,” who always tries to be what you think everyone else wants you to be, or a “never good enough” girl, who’s desperately hiding your past and shame behind attempts to measure up—this book will help you find the beautiful, loving, fulfilled woman God created you to be. Imperfections and all. Breaking Up with Perfect will help you: • Experience authenticity as the antidote for isolation • Trade the Lies of Perfection for the Truths of God’s Love • End the pursuit of perfection, so God can begin His powerful perfecting work in you After reading this book, you’ll be able to end the never-ending stress that chasing Perfect brings and live a life filled with joy, peace, and spiritual fulfillment.
| Author | : Sharon Creech |
| Publisher | : Harper Collins |
| Total Pages | : 188 |
| Release | : 2009-10-06 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0061972436 |
"By turns sarcastic, tender, and irreverent, this will quickly make its way into the hands of readers who loved Walk Two Moons." —Kirkus This beloved prequel to bestselling author Sharon Creech's Newbery Medal winner Walk Two Moons chronicles the life of a thirteen-year-old during her most chaotic and romantic summer ever via journal entries, filled with hilarious observations on love, death, and the confusing mechanics of holding hands. Mary Lou is less than excited about her assignment to keep a journal over the summer. Boring! Then cousin Carl Ray comes to stay with her family, and what starts out as the dull dog days of summer quickly turns into the wildest roller-coaster ride of all time. Named one of the New York Public Library’s 100 Titles for Reading and Sharing!
