Crap Crimes

Crap Crimes
Author: Simon Toseland
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 216
Release: 2013-09-26
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1448149029

As long as there has been crime there has been crap crime. From the Garden of Eden onwards, most criminals must have been at least a bit crap - or else they wouldn't have been caught, right? OK, some real-life rogues like Bonnie and Clyde, or fictional villains like Moriarty, make breaking the law seem pretty glamorous. But not the failed felons banged up inside this book. Crap Crimes is a hilarious compendium of criminal stupidity - from the woman who went to the police to complain that she had been sold poor-quality cocaine, to the burglar who left his phone charging in his victim's house. If you need proof that crime does not pay - or you just want a good laugh - then this is the book for you.

Crap Crimes

Crap Crimes
Author: Martin Toseland
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 220
Release: 2013
Genre: Crime
ISBN: 1847946933

Criminal masterminds they ain't. As long as there has been crime there has been crap crime. From the Garden of Eden onwards, most criminals must have been at least a bit crap -- or else they wouldn't have been caught, right? OK, some real-life rogues like Bonnie and Clyde, or fictional villains like Moriarty, make breaking the law seem pretty glamorous. But not the failed felons banged up inside this book. Crap Crimes is a hilarious compendium of criminal stupidity -- from the woman who went to the police to complain that she had been sold poor-quality cocaine, to the burglar who left his phone charging in his victim's house. If you need proof that crime does not pay -- or you just want a good laugh -- then this is the book for you. * Fully illustrated throughout, Crap Crimes is a quirky gift book for the Christmas market.

Small Crimes

Small Crimes
Author: Dave Zeltserman
Publisher: Serpent's Tail
Total Pages: 273
Release: 2014-07-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1847656242

Chosen by NPR and the Washington Post as one of the best crime & mystery novels of 2008, Small Crimes is now a major film starring Nikolaj Coster-Waldau (Game of Thrones' Jaime Lannister) Bent copper Joe Denton gets out of prison suspiciously early after disfiguring the district attorney. Nobody wants Joe to hang around, not his ex-wife, his parents or his former colleagues - if he had any decency he'd get out of town and start over. Unfortunately, Joe has precious little decency - and a whole lot of unfinished business to attend to. A tale of redemption and revenge as dark and violent as it's bitterly comic, Small Crimes is the UK debut of hard-boiled hotshot Dave Zeltserman.

Crap Crimes (kfa)

Crap Crimes (kfa)
Author: M. And TOSELAND
Publisher: CCV Digital
Total Pages: 216
Release: 2013-09-26
Genre:
ISBN: 9781473556867

Bad Times, Big Crimes

Bad Times, Big Crimes
Author: Carolyn Keene
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 164
Release: 2005-11
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0689878834

Nancy Drew finds herself in the 1930s, solving a crime that occurred during the Great Depression.

The Murder of the Middle Class

The Murder of the Middle Class
Author: Wayne Allyn Root
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 306
Release: 2014-07-14
Genre: Political Science
ISBN: 1621572323

The great American middle class is dying—and not from natural causes. The Murder of the Middle Class exposes the crime and indicts the conspirators, from the Obama administration to their willing accomplices in big business, big media, and big unions—naming names and pointing out their misdeeds. Bestselling author Wayne Allyn Root doesn't just prove the crime and profile the suspects, he provides bold solutions to save American capitalism, the middle class, the GOP . . . and YOU! This middle class warrior gives you the game plan and the weapons to fight back.

The Second Chance Club

The Second Chance Club
Author: Jason Hardy
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2021-02-16
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 1982128607

A former parole officer shines a bright light on a huge yet hidden part of our justice system through the intertwining stories of seven parolees striving to survive the chaos that awaits them after prison in this illuminating and dramatic book. Prompted by a dead-end retail job and a vague desire to increase the amount of justice in his hometown, Jason Hardy became a parole officer in New Orleans at the worst possible moment. Louisiana’s incarceration rates were the highest in the US and his department’s caseload had just been increased to 220 “offenders” per parole officer, whereas the national average is around 100. Almost immediately, he discovered that the biggest problem with our prison system is what we do—and don’t do—when people get out of prison. Deprived of social support and jobs, these former convicts are often worse off than when they first entered prison and Hardy dramatizes their dilemmas with empathy and grace. He’s given unique access to their lives and a growing recognition of their struggles and takes on his job with the hope that he can change people’s fates—but he quickly learns otherwise. The best Hardy and his colleagues can do is watch out for impending disaster and help clean up the mess left behind. But he finds that some of his charges can muster the miraculous power to save themselves. By following these heroes, he both stokes our hope and fuels our outrage by showing us how most offenders, even those with the best intentions, end up back in prison—or dead—because the system systematically fails them. Our focus should be, he argues, to give offenders the tools they need to re-enter society which is not only humane but also vastly cheaper for taxpayers. As immersive and dramatic as Evicted and as revelatory as The New Jim Crow, The Second Chance Club shows us how to solve the cruelest problems prisons create for offenders and society at large.

Broken

Broken
Author: Lonni Lees
Publisher: Wildside Press LLC
Total Pages: 193
Release: 2020-08-02
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1479452211

A series of seemingly unrelated murders rattles a small desert town. As one death follows another, the only common thread is that all of the victims had their necks broken. When clues begin to point to one of the two cops on the case, the officers become more determined than ever to find the real killer.