More Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids

More Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids
Author: Sandy Silverthorne
Publisher: Revell
Total Pages: 109
Release: 2019-08-06
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1493417797

Did you hear about the guy who stole a trunk full of rubber bands? He was put away for a long stretch! Last night I slept in a ten-foot bed. That's a lot of bunk! Knock knock. Who's there? Dots? Dots who? Dots for me to know and you to find out! Full of wacky illustrations, hilarious jokes, and crazy tongue twisters--"Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager!"--More Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids promises hours of good clean fun and all-out belly laughs for kids ages 6-8. Perfect for lazy Sunday afternoons, long car or plane rides, and any time you need a laugh!

Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids

Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids
Author: Sandy Silverthorne
Publisher: Revell
Total Pages: 81
Release: 2018-08-21
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1493414054

More than 100,000 copies sold! Any kid can be a comedian with a little help from award-winning author/illustrator Sandy Silverthorne's Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids. Perfect for kids ages 6-12, this zany collection of one-liners (Did you hear about the missing barber? Police are combing the city.), knock-knock jokes (Knock, Knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza nice guy, don't you think?), riddles (What's red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.), puns, and funny lists represents some of the world's best clean humor. Add in the author's hilarious illustrations and cartoons, and kids will get hours of fun with the kind of laughs that make milk come out your nose--that is, if you're drinking milk while you read!

The Big Book of Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids

The Big Book of Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids
Author: Sandy Silverthorne
Publisher: Revell
Total Pages: 192
Release: 2021-09-07
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 149343201X

Any kid can be a comedian with a little help from the Big Book of Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids. Perfect for kids ages 6-12, this book combines two joke books into one big zany collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, riddles, puns, and funny lists, representing some of the world's best clean humor. Full of wacky illustrations, hilarious jokes, and crazy tongue twisters, this book promises hours of good, clean fun and all-out belly laughs for kids on lazy Sunday afternoons, long car rides, and any time you need a laugh!

Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids
Author: Rob Elliott
Publisher: Revell
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2010-08
Genre: History
ISBN: 0800788036

A collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.

Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)

Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)
Author: Rob Elliott
Publisher: Baker Books
Total Pages: 126
Release: 2013-06-15
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 144124302X

Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.

Side-Splitting Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Side-Splitting Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
Total Pages: 115
Release: 2012-02-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0736948376

The next time a child proclaims "I'm bored!" the doctor of funny, Bob Phillips, will knock their socks off with this grand collection of jokes. When a family faces a break from school, a long trip, a rainy day, or any situation when a full-on case of "mundane complain" is kicking in, this is the only way to send joy from kids' toes through their souls. Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? No need to cry from boredom, just get the new Bob Phillips knock-knock joke collection! This gathering of good, clean jokes and family fun is the book to add to all libraries, churches, and home collections of happiness material.

Kids' Big Questions for God

Kids' Big Questions for God
Author: Sandy Silverthorne
Publisher: Baker Books
Total Pages: 192
Release: 2023-02-28
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1493439871

How old is God? Who created God? Why does bad stuff happen? Will there be animals in heaven? Why did God create mosquitoes? (They won't be in heaven, will they?) Nobody asks more honest questions than kids. But parents don't always have ready answers, especially about the BIG things (and let's face it, to a kid, there are a lot of BIG things). Cartoonist, author, illustrator, and comedian Sandy Silverthorne is here to help! In this winsome book, he tackles 101 questions kids ask about God and the world, offering honest, biblically based answers. His quirky cartoons and interactive fill-in-the-blank pages will keep kids engaged, and the information he provides will open up conversations with your kids that will help them explore their faith, consider God's plans for their lives, and understand just how much God loves and cares for them. Perfect for kids ages 6-8, this fun book is great for sparking conversation over breakfast, reading before bed, and all those in-between times when kids' minds are coming up with more questions to ask!

The Best Worst Dad Jokes

The Best Worst Dad Jokes
Author: Sandy Silverthorne
Publisher: Baker Books
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2022-05-17
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1493436392

When a man becomes a dad, he takes on certain responsibilities: providing for his family, raising up his children to be good citizens--and telling the absolute worst jokes he can come up with. But dad jokes don't always come naturally, which is why Sandy Silverthorne created The Best Worst Dad Jokes. Filled with more than 500 groan worthy jokes to torment your kids, this collection makes it possible for dads to fill any moment of dead air with a joke that will have everyone within hearing distance rolling their eyes and edging away to avoid association with you. Jokes like . . . I don't have a dad bod; I have a father figure. I saw a sign that said Watch for Children. That sounded like a good trade to me. and of course . . . When does a joke become a dad joke? When it's fully groan. And hey, it's only downhill from there.

I Crack Myself Up!

I Crack Myself Up!
Author: Tracy Arbaugh Worrix
Publisher:
Total Pages: 94
Release: 2012-10-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781478719229

I figured it out! The chicken crossed the road to get away from the stupid rooster! I once asked a friend what her kittens name was and she replied; Free to good home! Time for bed! I plan on dreaming of paying all my bills with good checks! One time my mother made me so furious! So ?Ǫ I sent my teenagers to stay with her for awhile! My kids begged me for a pot belly pig. I said; "NO! I already had one and divorced it!Growing up I read anything funny I could get my hands on. I would follow my family members around reading jokes and funny stories. My dad still tells me I only crack myself up! I live to find the funny moments in life and make others laugh out loud.

Kids' Big Questions about Heaven, the Bible, and Other Really Important Stuff

Kids' Big Questions about Heaven, the Bible, and Other Really Important Stuff
Author: Sandy Silverthorne
Publisher: Baker Books
Total Pages: 214
Release: 2024-03-19
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1493444840

What is heaven like? Is it going to be fun? Does God answer our prayers? How do I make God smile? Were there really spies in the Bible? Kids have lots of questions. But adults don't always have the answers, especially about the BIG things. Sandy Silverthorne is here to help! In this book, he tackles 101 questions--including some you never thought to ask--offering honest, biblical answers. His quirky cartoons and activities make finding the answers fun. And the information he provides helps kids explore their faith, consider God's plans for their lives, and understand just how much God loves and cares for them. Perfect for kids ages 6-8, this thoughtful and entertaining book is great for sparking conversation over breakfast, reading before bed, and all those in-between times when kids are coming up with more questions to ask!