"Could Be Worse!"

Author: James Stevenson
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 36
Release: 1987-05-21
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0688070353

"Unexcitable Gramps surprises everyone with a whopping tale of derring-do that proves there's life in the old boy yet. Stevenson's watercolors couldn't be better."--School Library Journal.

It Could Always be Worse

It Could Always be Worse
Author: Margot Zemach
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 1990
Genre: Children's stories, American
ISBN: 9781435203891

Unable to stand his overcrowded and noisy home any longer, a poor man goes to the Rabbi for advice. Overrun by his growing family in their cramped and shrinking hut, the unfortunate man follows a Rabbi's advice -- with hilarious results.

It Could Be Worse

It Could Be Worse
Author: Einat Tsarfati
Publisher: Candlewick
Total Pages: 41
Release: 2021-06-16
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1536217913

Could it get any worse? Two shipwrecked sailors have different views of an absurd series of dilemmas in a wry, visually lavish tale for pessimists and optimists alike. As a pair of shipwrecked sailors float on what’s left of their ship, Albertini is none too happy. The rain, he observes, is unfair enough. Then the flying fish appear overhead—the ones with the sick stomachs. And the singing mermaids, leaving infernal earworms in their wake. There’s the ghost ship full of pirates and the ark teeming with ravenous beasts. But no matter how bad the situation seems, George, cheerfully playing his harmonica, reminds his friend it could always be worse. Ahhhh! But hang on . . . is that a giant whale with an overpowering case of tuna breath? Delightfully detailed illustrations add visual comedy to a meditation on tough times that shows that even the worst days can turn around—especially with friends.

It Could Have Been Worse

It Could Have Been Worse
Author: A. H. Benjamin
Publisher: Little Tiger Press
Total Pages: 28
Release: 2000-02-01
Genre: Mice
ISBN: 9781854306654

While walking home, an "unlucky" mouse suffers minor mishaps which repeatedly save him from being eaten by various animals.

It Could Be Worse, You Could Be Me

It Could Be Worse, You Could Be Me
Author: Ariel Leve
Publisher: Granta Books
Total Pages: 314
Release: 2010-06-03
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1846273161

Hypochondriac, neurotic and a habitual worrier, Ariel Leve has always looked on the blighted side of life. She counts it a good day if she manages to get out of bed. If someone should ask: what's the worst that can happen? she has a ready-made list and lives in permanent fear of what's to come. But at least, as a pessimist, she's fully prepared for any eventuality: people who see the glass half full are only a spill away from disappointment. Whether you've been dumped by the love of your life, lost your job, said the wrong thing at a party, or forgotten to have children, Ariel is there to remind you that it could be worse ... you could be her.

For Better and Worse

For Better and Worse
Author: Margot Hunt
Publisher: MIRA
Total Pages: 360
Release: 2018-12-11
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1488088543

When a woman takes justice into her own hands, her husband suddenly finds himself accomplice to murder in this tense psychological thriller. On their first date back in law school, Natalie and Will Clarke bonded over drinks, dinner—and whether they could get away with murder. Now married, they’ll put the latter to the test when an unchecked danger in their community places their son in jeopardy. Working as a criminal defense attorney, Nat refuses to rely on the broken legal system to keep her family safe. She knows that if you want justice . . . you have to get it yourself. Shocked to discover Nat’s taken matters into her own hands, Will has no choice but to dirty his, also. His family is in way too deep to back down now. He’s just not sure he recognizes the woman he married. Nat’s always been fiercely protective, but never this ruthless or calculating. With the police poking holes in their airtight plan, what will be the first to fall apart: their scandalous secret—or their marriage?

Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke And Other Misfortunes

Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke And Other Misfortunes
Author: Eric LaRocca
Publisher: Titan Books (US, CA)
Total Pages: 256
Release: 2022-09-06
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1803361506

"Amongst the Top 50 Horror Books of All Time" - Cosmopolitan Three dark and disturbing horror stories from an astonishing new voice, including the viral-sensation tale of obsession, Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke. For fans of Kathe Koja, Clive Barker and Stephen Graham Jones. Winner of the Splatterpunk Award for Best Novella. A whirlpool of darkness churns at the heart of a macabre ballet between two lonely young women in an internet chat room in the early 2000s—a darkness that threatens to forever transform them once they finally succumb to their most horrific desires. A couple isolate themselves on a remote island in an attempt to recover from their teenage son’s death, when a mysterious young man knocks on their door during a storm… And a man confronts his neighbour when he discovers a strange object in his back yard, only to be drawn into an ever-more dangerous game. Three devastating, beautifully written horror stories from one of the genre’s most cutting-edge voices. What have you done today to deserve your eyes?

It Couldn't Be Worse

It Couldn't Be Worse
Author: Vlasta Van Kampen
Publisher: Turtleback
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2003-02
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780613707237

For use in schools and libraries only. The tiny house had just one room for the farmer, his wife, their six children, and the grandparents. They quarreled and fought and got in each other's way. It couldn't be worse!

Ole and Lena Joke Book

Ole and Lena Joke Book
Author: Mary Hirsch
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2019-12
Genre:
ISBN: 9780999590829

Ole & Lena Jokes have been around, especially in the Midwest, for decades -- just like Ole & Lena. It is a collection of jokes about those mighty fine Scandinavians Ole & Lena along with some of their friends like Sven, Lars, and more. These jokes are a tradition passed on from generation to generation over many years. You hear them at the kitchen table, at a pot luck in the church basement, in the fishing boat, and over a beer at the local bar. This is a collection of some of the jokes that have been passed around and some new ones that the author, Mary Hirsch (herself a stoic Norwegian), has written.