How to Cope with a Massive Penis: Inappropriate, Outrageously Funny Joke Notebook Disguised as a Real 6x9 Paperback - Fool Your Friends with This Awes

How to Cope with a Massive Penis: Inappropriate, Outrageously Funny Joke Notebook Disguised as a Real 6x9 Paperback - Fool Your Friends with This Awes
Author: Novelty-Notebooks Com
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 150
Release: 2019-03-18
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 9781090863027

How to cope with a MASSIVE PENIS: Hilarious, Inappropriate and downright rude, this outrageous, novelty notebook is the perfect gift, guaranteed to raise eyebrows. Play a hilarious practical joke on your friends by gifting them this laugh out loud, customised journal. Watch the reaction of your co workers when they see this sat on your desk or check out the strange looks when you get this out on the subway, tube or bus. Give this notebook as a birthday, Christmas, weddings or just because. The look on the recipients face will be priceless! Imagine your in-laws faces when they see this sat on your bookshelf or coffee table. From the blurb: For some it may sound like a blessing, but for those who truly suffer this terrible syndrome it can be quite awful. This book is a personal account of how the author overcame his problem and came out smiling. For Karl, that all too familiar sound of "It's too big" still haunts him to this day but now he has found solace in helping others cope with their massive penis Features: Size: 6" x 9" inch Paper: College-ruled on white paper Pages: 150 high quality pages Cover: Soft, matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college Makes a great Christmas, birthday, mothers day, graduation or beginning of the school year gift for Men & Women and Boys & Girls Hand designed, Unique gift. Disclaimer: this note book has no content. It is a 150 page 6"x9" ruled paperback notebook designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.

How to Cope with a Massive Penis: Inappropriate| Hilarious Notebook Disguised As a Real Book

How to Cope with a Massive Penis: Inappropriate| Hilarious Notebook Disguised As a Real Book
Author: Samir books
Publisher:
Total Pages: 110
Release: 2020-04-27
Genre:
ISBN:

How To Cope With A Massive Penis Funny Notebook disguised as a real book. A great gift idea for your friends, family or co-workers, that is sure to get everyone's attention and make them laugh. Play a practical joke with your co-workers or your family by getting this journal. Features: Size: 6" x 9" inch Paper: College-ruled on white paper Pages: 110 high quality pages Cover: Premium matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college Makes a great Christmas, birthday, mothers day, graduation or beginning of the school year gift for Men & Women and Boys & Girls Hand-designed, Unique gift. Disclaimer: this notebook has no content. It is a 110 page 6"x9" ruled paperback notebook designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.

Coping with a Huge Penis

Coping with a Huge Penis
Author: Alfred Bummington
Publisher:
Total Pages: 30
Release: 2019-10-09
Genre:
ISBN: 9781698674421

If you ever find yourself saying, "Does Size Matter?" Well of course!Are you big by international standards?This book is ideal for those who face problems in their day to day life. The fear of being arrested for being in possession of an enormous male member.It's a book for men with a huge penis.It's not a self help book. But for those who know what it's like living with a massive sausage like organ.It's also THE BEST SECRET SANTA BOOK!

How to Live with a Huge Penis

How to Live with a Huge Penis
Author: Richard Jacob
Publisher: Quirk Books
Total Pages: 132
Release: 2014-09-23
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1594747741

Is Bigger Really Better? Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on • Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family • Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis • Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis • and much, much more Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes.

The Penis Book

The Penis Book
Author: Aaron Spitz, M.D.
Publisher: Rodale Books
Total Pages: 306
Release: 2018-02-20
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN: 1635650305

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever wanted to know about the penis but were afraid to ask? Dr. Aaron Spitz has that answer—and many more. Let Dr. Spitz—who served as assistant clinical professor at UC Irvine's Department of Urology for 15 years and who is a regularly featured guest on The Doctors—become your best friend as he fearlessly guides you through the hairiest and the scariest questions in The Penis Book. An unflinching, comprehensive guide to everything from sexually transmitted infections to the science of blood flow, The Penis Book prominently features an easy-to-follow holistic five-step plan for optimum penis health, including plant-based eating recommendations, information on some penis-healthy foods, and suggested exercises for penis wellbeing. Useful to men and women alike, The Penis Book is a one-stop-shop for the care and maintenance of the penis in your life.

Penis Power

Penis Power
Author: Dudley Seth Danoff
Publisher: del Monaco Press
Total Pages: 328
Release: 2011
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN: 9780983199830

Covers the basics of male sexual health, arousal, anatomy, and urological diseases, along with advice for both men and women on maintaining a healthy sex life at any age.

Split Tooth

Split Tooth
Author: Tanya Tagaq
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 152
Release: 2018-09-25
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0143198041

Longlisted for the 2018 Scotiabank Giller Prize Shortlisted for the 2019 Amazon First Novel Award Shortlisted for the 2019 Kobo Emerging Writer Prize Winner of the 2019 Indigenous Voices Award for Published Prose in English Winner of the 2018 Alcuin Society Awards for Excellence in Book Design – Prose Fiction Longlisted for the 2019 Sunburst Award From the internationally acclaimed Inuit throat singer who has dazzled and enthralled the world with music it had never heard before, a fierce, tender, heartbreaking story unlike anything you've ever read. Fact can be as strange as fiction. It can also be as dark, as violent, as rapturous. In the end, there may be no difference between them. A girl grows up in Nunavut in the 1970s. She knows joy, and friendship, and parents' love. She knows boredom, and listlessness, and bullying. She knows the tedium of the everyday world, and the raw, amoral power of the ice and sky, the seductive energy of the animal world. She knows the ravages of alcohol, and violence at the hands of those she should be able to trust. She sees the spirits that surround her, and the immense power that dwarfs all of us. When she becomes pregnant, she must navigate all this. Veering back and forth between the grittiest features of a small arctic town, the electrifying proximity of the world of animals, and ravishing world of myth, Tanya Tagaq explores a world where the distinctions between good and evil, animal and human, victim and transgressor, real and imagined lose their meaning, but the guiding power of love remains. Haunting, brooding, exhilarating, and tender all at once, Tagaq moves effortlessly between fiction and memoir, myth and reality, poetry and prose, and conjures a world and a heroine readers will never forget.

Dirty Rocker Boys

Dirty Rocker Boys
Author: Bobbie Brown
Publisher: Gallery Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2014-09-16
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 9781476734729

An uncensored Hollywood tell-all filled with explicit tales of love, sex, and revenge from the video vixen made famous by Warrant’s rock anthem “Cherry Pie.” Who could forget the sexy “Cherry Pie” girl from hair metal band Warrant’s infamous music video? Bobbie Brown became a bona fide vixen for her playful role as the object of lead singer Jani Lane’s desires. But the wide-eyed Louisiana beauty queen’s own dreams of making it big in Los Angeles were about to be derailed by her rock-and-roll lifestyle. After her tumultuous marriage to Jani imploded, and her engagement to fast-living Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee ended in a drug haze—followed by his marriage later to Pamela Anderson—Bobbie decided it was time Hollywood’s hottest bachelors got a taste of their own medicine. Step one: get high. Step two: get even. In a captivating, completely uncensored confessional, Bobbie explicitly recounts a life among some of the most famous men in Hollywood: Leonardo DiCaprio, Kevin Costner, Mark McGrath, Dave Navarro, Sebastian Bach, Ashley Hamilton, Rob Pilatus of Milli Vanilli, Matthew and Gunnar Nelson, Orgy’s Jay Gordon, and many more. No man was off limits as the fun-loving bombshell spiraled into excess, anger, and addiction. Bobbie survived the party—barely—and her riveting, cautionary comeback tale is filled with the wildest stories of sex, drugs, and rock and roll ever told.

Penis Pokey

Penis Pokey
Author: Christopher Behrens
Publisher: National Geographic Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2006-06-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1594741484

The Book Where You’re the Star! Every scene in Penis Pokey has one thing missing—and you have to complete the picture. Are you up to the challenge?

It's Not the Size That Matters: Embracing Life with a Micropenis

It's Not the Size That Matters: Embracing Life with a Micropenis
Author: Katy Scott
Publisher:
Total Pages: 28
Release: 2017-10-28
Genre:
ISBN: 9781973168089

If you ever find yourself saying, "Does Size Matter?" This book is ideal for those who face Encounters with a Less-Endowed Partner.It's a book for men with a tiny penis, they may make special orders for tiny condoms online, because even the smallest condoms available in stores are too baggy and just slip off.It's not a self help book. But for those who know what it's like living with a little willy, this is for them.It's also THE BEST SECRET SANTA BOOK!