Congratulations You Are a Dumb Ass

Congratulations You Are a Dumb Ass
Author: I. M. Foret
Publisher: Booksurge Publishing
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2006-04-28
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781419643118

It has been said that sometimes life can be like a soap opera. Well, if that is true than how come my life seems to be more of a badly scripted comedy of errors.

What Dumbass Doctors Tell You: A Patient's Perspective

What Dumbass Doctors Tell You: A Patient's Perspective
Author: Theres Errante-Parrino
Publisher: Atlantic Publishing Company
Total Pages: 117
Release: 2021-03-18
Genre: Medical
ISBN: 1620238195

From a young age we are taught to seek guidance from those who are more knowledgeable than ourselves. Doctors, surgeons, and nurses have all been educated in their specific fields, but this doesn’t always make them experts. Over the past five years, Theresa Errante-Parrino has dealt with cancer. Here she records her breast cancer story, sharing behind-the-scenes details of her personal experiences. From dealing with difficult doctors to adjusting to a new lifestyle and new routines, the author gives insight into what having cancer is really like. Having learned from her own trials, Errante-Parrino hopes to encourage others to take control of their medical situations as their own advocate, speaking out when they believe something isn’t going to help them. With formal medical training as a certified medical assistant, pharmacy technician, paramedic, and X-ray technician, Theresa has the knowledge to recognize when medical conclusions are not truthful or correct. Educate yourself and raise your voice, because no one knows your body like you do.

F Troop and Other Citadel Stories

F Troop and Other Citadel Stories
Author: Tom Worley
Publisher: Univ of South Carolina Press
Total Pages: 179
Release: 2014-04-15
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1611173353

Short stories about character-building experiences at the storied military academy in the 1960s From its founding in 1842 the Citadel has been steeped in tradition. There have been changes through the years, but the basics of the military code and the plebe system have remained constant. Citadel graduate Tom Worley has crafted this collection of short stories about life at the South Carolina military academy during the 1960s. While the stories are fictional, they are inspired in part by his days as a student on the college campus. With humor and dramatic clarity, Worley reveals the harshness of the plebe system, how success is achieved through perseverance, and the character-building benefits of a Citadel education. These seventeen stories are told from the perspective of two main characters—cadets Pete Creger and Sammy Graham—who are members of F Company. By turns surprising and entertaining, the collected stories range from the emotional and physical trials of being a knob in the plebe system, the brutality of hazing, and the fear and fun of company pranks, to the friendship and camaraderie the system fosters and the tremendous pride shared by those who wear the coveted Citadel ring. Best known for its Corps of Cadets, the Citadel attracts students who desire a college education within a classical military system in which leadership and character training are essential parts of the overall experience. Any romanticized notion of military bravado is quickly shattered the moment students set foot on campus and their parents drive away. Many cadets are left wondering, "What have I signed up for?" Worley's stories shed light on the pain and the pride, explaining why, he says, "most cadets at the Citadel hated the place while they were there and loved everything about it once they'd graduated. They were bonded together for life. Perhaps that's the greatest thing the Citadel did for them."

F*ck Love

F*ck Love
Author: Michael Bennett, MD
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2017-01-31
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1501140566

Reveals the essentials to look for when seeking a real, lasting relationship based on mutual attraction, respect, and common interests and goals rather than "feelings."

Ribbons of Death

Ribbons of Death
Author: Michael J. Pahnlick
Publisher: America Star Books
Total Pages: 172
Release: 2010-04-27
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1633828875

This story is fiction, but make no mistake; it is well with in the realm of possibility. DNA deoxyribonucleic acid The story is about two Philadelphia Detectives who have been given an easy case by their Chief. Only to find it filled with murder, covering both North America and Europe. They received help from both Inter-Pol and Belgium Police in solving this case. The only good thing to happen during this time is both Detectives find love, and maybe even happiness. The final out come will surprise you.

THE COMPLETE INCOME GUIDE

THE COMPLETE INCOME GUIDE
Author: John David Yearwood
Publisher: IncomeLuxe
Total Pages: 453
Release: 2023-01-14
Genre: Business & Economics
ISBN:

The Complete Income Guide is your make-money fast track. We cover 102 income options in 20 income categories. That's 102 ways you get that 6-figure income. Many want the life, but few know how to get it. The Complete Income Guide is a complete Step by Step guide teaching you to build an income “house”. 1) In the "Basement", is your financials. You get paid interest, rent, dividends, and capital gains. You put money in the right place. It earns more money. 2) You construct the first floor. You get paid for renting space and items you own or buy. 3) You open the third floor. You are selling digital or physical products. 4) You make your attic, more active income. 5) You learn asset protection. That makes it hard for Karens and Gregs to sue you for your things. Call it your fence and gates. For each strategy, we tell you the key information you need to know. We don't brush over each section. We talk real details. 1) Who are They? Learn who runs the show and the history behind the income option. 2) How do you start? We'll tell you what it takes to get started making money. 3) What are the risks, limits, and restrictions? You'll learn what could go wrong so you can investigate and inspect it early. 4) How do you get paid? We tell you how to get paid by them. 5) Startup costs and fees? Learn start costs and fees. 6) Tax Types? You learn all tax types. Best part: You don’t have to quit your day job. You can set these up in your spare time. Why should you buy The Complete Income Guide? Because we show you real money options. 1) Create many income options with less stress using simple guides. 2) Learn the many types of income available for you to start. 3) See 20 categories of income options. Includes Advertising, Investing, Leasing, Lending, Publishing and more. 4) Find 102 income options across 20 income categories. 5) Learn to use debt to boost income but avoid loss. 6) Helps you pick income options by telling you each income option’s steps, costs, risks, and tax types. Remember how much day job only money sucks? Waiting for your paycheck? What would 100+ income options do for you? You’re missing tens of thousands in income without our simple guide. Become a master of earning money using "The Complete Income Guide". Because you deserve better ways to earn money. What sections do you get? How many income streams do you get per section? HOW TO GET INCOME: Learn all the types of income available. HANDLE DEBT AKA NEGATIVE INCOME: Using debt to boost income. READING OUR INCOME STREAMS: Learn to navigate our income streams. SAVINGS (6 Income Streams) AUTOMATED INVESTING (4 Income Streams) BROKERAGE ACCOUNTS (6 Income Streams) CREDIT & LENDING (3 Income Streams) CRYPTO-CURRENCY (1 Income Stream) REAL ESTATE (9 Income Streams) ALTERNATIVE INVESTING (5 Income Streams) ART INVESTING (1 Income Stream) RENTAL (12 Income Streams) PARKING (3 Income Streams) STORAGE (2 Income Streams) ADVERTISING (2 Income Streams) AFFILIATE INCOME (3 Income Streams) ART SALES (5 Income Streams) CLOTHING BRANDING (4 Income Streams) E-COMMERCE (2 Income Streams) MUSIC (3 Income Streams) ONLINE MEDIA (7 Income Streams) PUBLISHING (7 Income Streams) FREELANCE (8 Income Streams) CONSULTING (6 Income Streams)

Blogger Bundle Volume VII: America's Bravest by Super Librarian

Blogger Bundle Volume VII: America's Bravest by Super Librarian
Author: Kathryn Shay
Publisher: Harlequin
Total Pages: 1170
Release: 2010-07-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1426863926

Feel the heat with Kathryn Shay's firefighting couples in all four books in the America's Bravest series. Meet the strong, vulnerable women who work alongside men in a competitive and dangerous profession, finding love through their own trials and tribulations. Bundle includes: Feel the Heat, The Man Who Loved Christmas, Code of Honor and The Fire Within. Note: Code of Honor also included in Blogger Bundle Volume I: Dear Author Selects Unusual Heroines.

Loving a Soulless Thug 2

Loving a Soulless Thug 2
Author: Jushelle Smiter
Publisher: Sullivan Group Publishing
Total Pages: 234
Release: 2020-06-04
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1648404693

After receiving devastating news that the love of his life, along with her mother, died in a fatal car crash, Freddie’s soul dies. After taking loss after loss, he loses touch with reality and just can’t handle the pressure anymore. He does something that he might not be able to come back from. Jason and Eddie’s relationship has been rocky lately. Jason has become overbearing with his need to protect Eddie from harm. He feels responsible for the death of one friend and partially responsible for the death of another. He vows to protect his family at all cost, even if it puts a rift in their relationship. Eddie has been keeping secrets from Jason. Something she has never done before. But she didn’t really have a choice with the way things have been between them, at least that’s what she tells herself. She loves Jason but she is just as stubborn as he is. One of them has to be the bigger person. Who will it be when both of her secrets come out? Michael can’t get over the death of his woman and unborn child and he uses drugs and drinking to cope with the pain. He still can’t seem to outrun his demons no matter what he does, though. He has a debt to pay and who he owes will stop at nothing to get what they want, including ending his life and the lives of his loved ones. He is in over his head and is battling with coming clean to his boys. Will the bond they had growing up be enough to heal their broken hearts, or is there too much damage to repair?

Jeneration X

Jeneration X
Author: Jen Lancaster
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 382
Release: 2013-05-07
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 045141716X

In Such a Pretty Fat, Jen Lancaster learned how to come to terms with her body. In My Fair Lazy, she expanded her mind. Now the New York Times bestselling author gives herself—and her generation—a kick in the X, by facing her greatest challenge to date: acting her age. Jen is finally ready to put away childish things (except her Barbie Styling Head, of course) and embrace the investment-making, mortgage-carrying, life-insurance-having adult she’s become. From getting a mammogram to volunteering at a halfway house, she tackles the grown-up activities she’s resisted for years, and with each rite of passage she completes, she’ll uncover a valuable—if probably humiliating—life lesson that will ease her path to full-fledged, if reluctant, adulthood.

Sit Your Dumb Ass Down

Sit Your Dumb Ass Down
Author: Derrick Durrell Dixon
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Total Pages: 116
Release: 2013-01-10
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781481934862

Take a voyeuristic view into the world of the airline industry through the eyes of one of the most memorable personalities you will ever meet. Derrick Dixon takes you through the life of a flight attendant with his hilarious daily true stories. After reading this extremely comical novel you will stand up and cheer until he tells you to Sit Your Dumb Ass Down!