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| Author | : Stacy Dymalski |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 220 |
| Release | : 2011-04-01 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 9780615474991 |
Stand-up comic and writer/filmmaker Stacy Dymalski learned about parenting the hard way; she became one. After 36 years of childless living spoiled her into believing happy hour was just a normal part of one's daily commute, she moved to Utah (to ski everyday, of course) and within a year got pregnant. (Isn't that what happens to any woman who moves to Utah?) Before she knew it she had two young sons and suddenly sleep won out over midnight comedy shows. Juicy Juice replaced Gray Goose vodka (although they are good mixed). Prada bags gave way to diaper bags. Showers couldn't last longer than a "Bob the Builder" video. Vacations took a back seat to music lessons, and band instruments littered the house like empty beer bottles in a college dorm. And for the first 10 years of her sons' lives she felt compelled to clean up her language (sort of). In between carpools and doing crazy stuff like lobbying for sex education in schools (so our kids don't grow up thinking the missionary position involves a bicycle and a doorbell) Stacy has documented her parenting journey in this delightful collection of laugh-out-loud stories that her children are sure to contest once they're old enough to understand the art of irony and exaggeration.
| Author | : AK Turner |
| Publisher | : Fever Streak Press |
| Total Pages | : 181 |
| Release | : 2018-10-23 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 0998654124 |
The new "Infused" edition of the New York Times best seller! This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store chronicles what happens when a little girl who scorns the idea of marriage and children (in favor of becoming a stiletto-wearing, attache-carrying Secret Agent), majors in Russian, minors in Vodka, and then one day finds herself with child… and in-laws.
| Author | : Stacy Dymalski |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 66 |
| Release | : 2014-11-11 |
| Genre | : Reference |
| ISBN | : 9780990977506 |
"The Memoir Midwife" teaches you the nine specific steps needed to self-publish your book. Think of this as the self-publishing version of "What to Expect When You're Expecting." It's meant to let you know what you're in for and provide you with the confidence you need to push forward with your self-publishing goals.
| Author | : Heidi Raykeil |
| Publisher | : Seal Press |
| Total Pages | : 258 |
| Release | : 2010-01-08 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 0786750693 |
Sex. After. Baby. These three words are whispered by mothers everywhere who find themselves stumped and shocked by the state of their sex lives. Naughty Mommy Heidi Raykeil has been down that road and chronicles her experiences in her online column Sex in the Suburbs. Raykeil knows firsthand that there are still plenty of things our mothers (and friends, and doctors) don’t tell us about motherhood, but that every mother should know. While the media continues to bombard us with images of sex everywhere we turn, the reality for married couples with children today is much different. Do-it-all-moms seem to be doing everything except IT. Raykeil is out to change that. Confessions of a Naughty Mommy is a funny, honest, and sexy account of Raykeil’s search for her missing libido—lost in action after she gave birth to her daughter. She takes readers along on her journey from mystified and frustrated new mom through the bumpy awkwardness of reigniting the home fires during naptime and date night to a newfound discovery and appreciation of sex after baby. With humor, grit, and style, she shares what has worked for her and her husband, as they balance their dual roles of parents and lovers.
| Author | : Mark Wertman |
| Publisher | : iUniverse |
| Total Pages | : 198 |
| Release | : 2000 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 0595000460 |
Just when you thought suburbia was a great place to raise your kids, along comes this surprisingly candid account of life in a neighborhood not unlike your own. Sit back, relax, and enjoy this humorous look at life in the suburbs as seen through the eyes of a stay-at-home dad. True Confessions of a Real Mr. Mom is a funny, heart-warming and honest account of one man's journey through family life and the wisdom he has gained. You'll love this delightful and often touching autobiographical tale of marriage, raising children, and coping with the trials and tribulations associated with being everyone's favorite confidant.
| Author | : Gabriella Webster |
| Publisher | : Lulu.com |
| Total Pages | : 86 |
| Release | : 2013-05-31 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 1304062066 |
In this fresh and relatable, "laugh-out-loud" novel, thirteen year old Kylie Wattson exposes herself as a klutzy, nerdy, awkward teenage girl with stories to tell and lessons to learn. Through a series of quirky retellings, Kylie relates her goal of making nerdy an accessory, learning--in the end--that we're all a little nerdy, and that's okay. With witty intelligence, Kylie shares what she's learned about self-worth, acceptance, and individuality. "This is hilarious and fresh! I was literally laughing out loud!"-Christina Baker. "An easy and relatable read for kids of all ages. Anybody can find a little bit of themselves in this novel."-Robin Zaruba.
| Author | : Terry Sidford |
| Publisher | : Balboa Press |
| Total Pages | : 98 |
| Release | : 2015-08-14 |
| Genre | : Social Science |
| ISBN | : 1504337646 |
At least one point in your life youve probably faced adversity that made you question your ability to go on. But you did go on, and since then: How would you define courage? Was there a defining moment that made you who you are today? What do you want other women to know? One Hundred Hearts shares the deeply introspective responses to these and other questions answered by one hundred women. Through their answers, stories of ordinary women and their extraordinary courage come to life. Youll laugh with them, cry with them, and see yourself in their journeys. Individually, the women you meet in this book display incredible courage. Collectively, they inspire you to appreciate the courage you demonstrate in your own life on a daily basis. Triumphant, courageous and inspiring. Terry Sidfords One Hundred Hearts takes you on a journey one heart at a time. Cheryl Burget, Founder of Your Intended Life Reading Terry Sidfords One Hundred Hearts is like sitting down with your girlfriends over coffee and sharing your deepest, darkest secrets. And then feeling better for doing so afterward. Stacy Dymalski, Comedian and Author of Confessions of a Band Geek Mom I smiled, cried, laughed out loud, and connected with every womans story in Terry Sidfords book, One Hundred Hearts. Beth K. Lefevre, Executive Director, Master Life, Inc. and Master Trainer for Passion Test Programs
| Author | : Zoé-Pascale Roux |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 76 |
| Release | : 2013-09-01 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9780982690963 |
The Carnegie website that looks like it came straight from the "Schools Where You'll Never Fit In " cover of Dream Schools Magazine. Carnegie is big, expensive, impossible to get into and is prepared to manufacture the leaders of tomorrow. Of course, those leaders were once members of the unofficial, but ever-present legion of social cliques that occupy our cafeteria each and every day. Let's see, we have the smart Asians, the robot nerds, the music geniuses, basketball jocks, the rich snobs the pops, cheerleaders, royalty, wannabes, band, Glee, dance crew, gamers, losers, geeks, stoners, juvie kids, LGBT, the black pride club, and more. The pops are the most popular girls in school. I'm not one of them, I'm a Geek.
| Author | : Robinne Lee |
| Publisher | : St. Martin's Griffin |
| Total Pages | : 320 |
| Release | : 2017-06-13 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 125012591X |
Now an original movie on Prime Video starring Anne Hathaway and Nicholas Galitzine! When Solène Marchand, the thirty-nine-year-old owner of a prestigious art gallery in Los Angeles, takes her daughter, Isabelle, to meet her favorite boy band, she does so reluctantly and at her ex-husband’s request. The last thing she expects is to make a connection with one of the members of the world-famous August Moon. But Hayes Campbell is clever, winning, confident, and posh, and the attraction is immediate. That he is all of twenty years old further complicates things. What begins as a series of clandestine trysts quickly evolves into a passionate relationship. It is a journey that spans continents as Solène and Hayes navigate each other’s disparate worlds: from stadium tours to international art fairs to secluded hideaways in Paris and Miami. And for Solène, it is as much a reclaiming of self, as it is a rediscovery of happiness and love. When their romance becomes a viral sensation, and both she and her daughter become the target of rabid fans and an insatiable media, Solène must face how her new status has impacted not only her life, but the lives of those closest to her.
| Author | : Meredith Tate |
| Publisher | : G.P. Putnam's Sons Books for Young Readers |
| Total Pages | : 370 |
| Release | : 2020 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1984813498 |
When Autumn Casterly goes missing after a drug deal gone wrong, her estranged younger sister, Ivy, searches for her, uncovering dark secrets along the way.
