Chronicles of a Hot Mess

Chronicles of a Hot Mess
Author: S.E. Rose
Publisher: S.E. Rose
Total Pages: 271
Release:
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

She’s a hot mess, and he’s intrigued from the first time he sees her. He’s a sexy former athlete who could have any woman, and she hopes he doesn’t break her heart. Amery Walsh’s baseball career ended after an injury. He’s been a talent scout for his team and resident playboy since then. But three chance encounters with Lyla Perkins change everything. This tiny, feisty woman flips his world upside-down. Is he ready for a serious relationship? Lyla Perkins just started her career and so far, it’s an epic disaster. She’s buckling down to prove herself at her job when Amery repeatedly pops into her life, forcing her to consider a more serious relationship. But can a playboy be trusted with her heart?

Hot Mess: Summer in the City

Hot Mess: Summer in the City
Author: Julie Kraut
Publisher: Delacorte Press
Total Pages: 354
Release: 2008-05-13
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 0375849068

EMMA FREEMAN IS waving buh-bye to her standard summer of stationwagoning around the suburbs. This summer she’s heading to the big city. Emma’s totally prepped for days at a fabulous internship and nights of socialite-ing around town. But when you’re 17 and not an heiress, reality is far from pink fizzy drinks and red velvet ropes. As the summer heats up, Emma learns that glamour is hard to come by when your only friend is too boy-crazy to hang, your budget is more H&M than D&G, and you spend 8 hours a day working for a man who proves that the devil wears Dockers too. Add one little white lie told to one very hot coworker and a roommate who makes Paris Hilton look junior varsity, and this summer in the city is starting to turn into one hot mess.

The Dirt Chronicles

The Dirt Chronicles
Author: Kristyn Dunnion
Publisher: arsenal pulp press
Total Pages: 267
Release: 2012-04-10
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1551524317

Queer hustlers, anarcho-punks, teen runaways: welcome to The Dirt Chronicles.

CHRONICLES OF MIRACLE

CHRONICLES OF MIRACLE
Author: Tieasha Lane-Gallow
Publisher: Tieasha Lane-Gallow
Total Pages: 236
Release: 2021-04-12
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN:

The young and beautiful Miracle finds herself in an argument with her fiancé Ray that causes her to reflect on her past where she found herself in an intense love triangle with her cheating boyfriend KD and her best friend Sean, who confessed he has loved her since the day they first met. Struggling to find love, finish school, and overcome an abusive childhood Miracle fights to conquer the odds as she creates her own family who helps her get through many trials and life changing decisions including one that leaves her fighting for her life.

The Decoy

The Decoy
Author: S.E. Rose
Publisher: S.E. Rose
Total Pages: 196
Release:
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

A fake relationship. A bride with a secret. And the world’s most horrible grandmother. What could possibly go wrong? When two best friends pose as a couple at a wedding, they don’t anticipate their lie will catch up with them. They also don’t anticipate falling for their fellow wedding guests when they team up to stop an impending marriage disaster. What happens at a destination wedding doesn’t always stay there…

Ever Witch Chronicles Collection 1

Ever Witch Chronicles Collection 1
Author: Kit Bladegrave
Publisher:
Total Pages: 431
Release:
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Mysterious dragons. Fierce witches. Secret councils. Forbidden alliances. The Ever Witch Saga is happening. Everest thought she had it rough when she had to drop out of high school to raise her brother Mason while her mother was AWOL. Except that Everest’s mother spells AWOL as alcohol. No problem for the resourceful Everest—get a job at a museum, raise Mason, and pretend to the world that her mother is still around. Until she almost gets killed. No problem, right? Until the cops get involved. Then things snowball. Threats of foster care, a mysterious uncle, and then finally, a school for witches. Wait, what?

Hot Mess

Hot Mess
Author: Elise Faber
Publisher: Elise Faber
Total Pages: 179
Release: 2020-08-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1946140813

Once upon time Shannon had been young and single and filled with hope. But then she’d gotten married and divorced and now she was single again. And older. And a mom. And barely hanging onto her house, her car, her job. Hope was a distant memory. Until Finn Stoneman knocked on her door. He was the biggest movie star in the world, the most beautiful man she’d ever laid eyes on, and…quite possibly the only man whose life might be a bigger hot mess than her own. And he wanted her… No, this couldn’t go wrong at all.

Chronicles of a Serial Dater

Chronicles of a Serial Dater
Author: Adele Huxley
Publisher: Adele Huxley
Total Pages: 407
Release:
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Bundled together for the first time! 7 great books in one, now with bonus material! I thought I had love and life figured out. Then my boyfriend of seven years dumped me right before our college graduation and my seemingly perfect parents announced they were getting divorced after 30 years of marriage. Whoops. Everything I thought I knew about love was erased in a matter of days and my first amazing summer as an official adult was officially... different. But I have my friends, I have a great new job as an assistant editor, and New York City is prime for the taking. I've mostly recovered and feel ready to dip my toe in the dating pool, but I'm starting to think it's been polluted. It's a new world of dating filled with apps, emoticons, and acronyms. Swipe this, tag that… WTF does DTF even mean?? I’m off to a rocky start, starting with a guy we’ve nicknamed Mr. Chompy who does less kissing and more biting. Unfortunately, it doesn’t get much better from there… When I start a blog to get all these bad dates out of my system, Chronicles of a Serial Dater, I begin to realize I'm not the only one out there suffering. Good to know, but Mr. Right would be much more comforting. If only I could find him. +++++++++++++ From the authors: •The dates Talia goes on are real. These are dates and experiences readers just like you have shared with us, as unbelievable as that might seem. •Even the text conversations are real! •PLUS! Every “episode” includes bonus material posted on Talia’s blog, “Chronicles of a Serial Dater” When it comes to the crazy world of dating in the digital age, reality is far stranger than any fiction.

Hot and Badgered

Hot and Badgered
Author: Shelly Laurenston
Publisher: Kensington
Total Pages: 498
Release: 2019-08-27
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1496714350

New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of the ground-breaking Pride series, Shelly Laurenston launches a hilarious and action-packed series starring the badass honey badgers you’ve been waiting for! “Hot and humorous.” —USAToday.com It’s not every day that a beautiful naked woman falls out of the sky and lands face-first on grizzly shifter Berg Dunn’s hotel balcony. Definitely they don’t usually hop up and demand his best gun. Berg gives the lady a grizzly-sized t-shirt and his cell phone, too, just on style points. And then she’s gone, taking his XXXL heart with her. By the time he figures out she’s a honey badger shifter, it’s too late. Honey badgers are survivors. Brutal, vicious, ill-tempered survivors. Or maybe Charlie Taylor-MacKilligan is just pissed that her useless father is trying to get them all killed again, and won’t even tell her how. Protecting her little sisters has always been her job, and she’s not about to let some pesky giant grizzly protection specialist with a network of every shifter in Manhattan get in her way. Wait. He’s trying to help? Why would he want to do that? He’s cute enough that she just might let him tag along—that is, if he can keep up …

The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days

The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days
Author: Ian Frazier
Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux
Total Pages: 254
Release: 2012-10-02
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0374709491

Based on his widely read columns for The New Yorker, Ian Frazier's uproarious first novel, The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days, centers on a profoundly memorable character, sprung from an impressively fertile imagination. Structured as a daybook of sorts, the book follows the Cursing Mommy—beleaguered wife of Larry and mother of two boys, twelve and eight—as she tries (more or less) valiantly to offer tips on how to do various tasks around the home, only to end up on the ground, cursing, surrounded by broken glass. Her voice is somewhere between Phyllis Diller's and Sylvia Plath's: a hilariously desperate housewife with a taste for swearing and large glasses of red wine, who speaks to the frustrations of everyday life. Frazier has demonstrated an astonishing ability to operate with ease in a variety of registers: from On the Rez, an investigation into the lives of modern day Oglala Sioux written with a mix of humor, compassion, and imagination, to Dating Your Mom, a sidesplitting collection of humorous essays that imagines, among other things, how and why you might begin a romance with your mother. Here, Frazier tackles another genre with his usual grace and aplomb, as well as an extra helping of his trademark wicked wit. The Cursing Mommy's failures and weaknesses are our own—and Frazier gives them a loving, satirical spin that is uniquely his own.