Captain Funny Pants Presents Clever Jokes for Clever Kids

Captain Funny Pants Presents Clever Jokes for Clever Kids
Author: Aaron T. Arthur
Publisher: Punchline Press
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2018-12-07
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0993710662

Captain Funny Pants Presents Clever Jokes for Clever Kids is great fun for all ages! This book has knock-knock jokes that will knock your socks off! Delight your friends with witty one-liners, and make those long road trips a blast. There are also great illustrations to keep your early readers engaged. Clever Jokes for Clever Kids is a collection of stellar jokes for kids of all ages that is sure to entertain. "Shaking hands with pirates is amazing. Try it once and you’ll be hooked!" -Captain Funny Pants Q: Do you know why horse-food stores are so bad at taking criticism? A: They hate getting any kind of feed back! Q: What do you call a steak that’s just returned from finishing school? A: Well seasoned! Punchline Press is dedicated to artisanal production of cleverness. We deliver only the finest jokes.

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants
Author: Dav Pilkey
Publisher: Scholastic UK
Total Pages: 149
Release: 2013-12-05
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1407144146

Professor Pippy P. (Pee-Pee) Poopypants is a brilliant scientist, but his ridiculous name means no one takes his fantastic inventions seriously. And now he's on the rampage! He's armed with fiendish inventions Shrinky-Pig 2000 and the terrible Gerbil Jogger 2000. Can Captain Underpants stop him?

Dogzilla

Dogzilla
Author: Dav Pilkey
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages: 36
Release: 1993
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780152239459

"Dogzilla rises from a volcano to break up the First Annual Mousopolis Barbecue Cook-Off, and scatter the Big Cheese's troops with her fearsome doggy breath--but the threat of a bath sends her scurrying back to her mountain. Illustrations are painted in bright acrylics around cleverly trimmed and placed photographs of Pilkey's pet mice, cat, and corgi, for a wonderfully silly look, appropriately accompanied by a pun-laden text."--School Library Journal

Captain Underpants and the Invasion of the Incredibly Naughty Cafeteria Ladies from Outer Space

Captain Underpants and the Invasion of the Incredibly Naughty Cafeteria Ladies from Outer Space
Author: Dav Pilkey
Publisher: Scholastic UK
Total Pages: 134
Release: 2013-12-05
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1407144138

Harold and George's crazy creation is back — in an adventure that's WEDGIER than ever! He defeated Dr Nappy. He terminated the talking toilets. But is Captain Underpants ready for three massive, tentacled space aliens (in disguise)? Has he met his match in the Giant Man-Eating Dandelion of Doom...?

Captain Underpants and the Revolting Revenge of the Radioactive Robo-Boxers: Color Edition (Captain Underpants #10)

Captain Underpants and the Revolting Revenge of the Radioactive Robo-Boxers: Color Edition (Captain Underpants #10)
Author: Dav Pilkey
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 214
Release: 2020-09-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1338615181

George and Harold have to figure out how to fix history in the tenth book in this #1 New York Times bestselling series by Dav Pilkey, the author and illustrator of Dog Man! George and Harold have been turned into evil zombie nerds doomed to roam a devastated, postapocalyptic planet for all eternity! Unfortunately, the boys can't count on Captain Underpants for help because Tippy Tinkletrousers and his time-traveling hijinks prevented George and Harold from creating him in the first place! With Tippy having changed the course of human history forever, George and Harold will have to figure out a way to change it back!

Between the Lines

Between the Lines
Author: Jodi Picoult
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 384
Release: 2013-06-25
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1451635818

Told in their separate voices, sixteen-year-old Prince Oliver, who wants to break free of his fairy-tale existence, and fifteen-year-old Delilah, a loner obsessed with Prince Oliver and the book in which he exists, work together to seek his freedom.

Jake the Fake Keeps It Real

Jake the Fake Keeps It Real
Author: Craig Robinson
Publisher: Crown Books For Young Readers
Total Pages: 146
Release: 2017
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0553523511

Having faked his way into the Music and Art Academy, a performing arts school for gifted students where his talented older sister rules, sixth-grader Jake, a jokester who can barely play an instrument, will have to think of something quick before the last laugh is on him.

Quill & Quire

Quill & Quire
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 470
Release: 2004
Genre: Book industries and trade
ISBN:

Pun and Games

Pun and Games
Author: Richard Lederer
Publisher: Chicago Review Press
Total Pages: 78
Release: 1996-06-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1613746288

Introduces the wacky world of wordplay with puns, spoonerisms, games of word substitution, and more.