Werewolf Haiku

Werewolf Haiku
Author: Ryan Mecum
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 113
Release: 2010-08-10
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 144031120X

Dear haiku journal, I think I killed some people. That was no dog bite. This journal contains the poetic musings of a mailman who, after being bitten by what he thinks is a dog, discovers that he is actually now a werewolf. Wreaking havoc wherever he goes, he details his new life and transformations in the 5-7-5 syllable structure of haiku—his poetry of choice. Follow along as our werewolf poet slowly turns from a mostly normal man into the hairy beast that he cannot keep trapped inside. And watch out for carnage when he changes and becomes hungry. No toenail, no entrail, no pigtail will be left behind. And talk about wreaking havoc: His newfound claws and teeth have sent his clothing budget through the roof! He is in love with a woman on his route, but he has never had the courage to tell her. As he fights against his urges during each full moon, he discovers that succumbing to his primal instincts will not only bag him a good meal—it just might help him in his quest for love…Or maybe not.

Little Pet Werewolf

Little Pet Werewolf
Author: Tom B. Stone
Publisher: Skylark
Total Pages: 116
Release: 1995
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780553482263

Skip doesn't want to take his lazy dog to pet day at Graveyard School so he starts looking for something else to take.

On the Prowl

On the Prowl
Author: Karen MacInerney
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Total Pages: 386
Release: 2008-11-25
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0345509331

Talk about a bad-hair day! Sophie Garou is a master at taming her inner beast, which comes in handy since she’s a werewolf. With a big promotion at work and a supersexy boyfriend, Heath (whom she recently spotted leaving a jewelry store with a beguiling ring box), she’s one happy girl. But when Heath starts spending long nights at the office with his new associate–a dead-ringer for Career Day Barbie–Sophie smells trouble. And when her professional relationship with her big new client–who also happens to be Texas’s brilliantly blue-eyed most eligible bachelor–begins to sizzle, she wonders if her animal instincts are leading her in the wrong direction. Just when it seems that things can’t get any more complicated, they do. The Houston werewolf pack has sniffed Sophie out, and their message is chillingly clear: you’re either with us or against us. And unless she can prove that she’s with them, the next full moon may just be her last. From the Paperback edition.

Werewolf

Werewolf
Author: David Hedges
Publisher: Ex Libertas
Total Pages: 390
Release: 2021-09-27
Genre:
ISBN: 9781737781806

WEREWOLF is the raw, real-life account of a police K9 named "Brag" and his human partner. When they first meet, Brag shows no interest in human attachment and the cop is wary of caring too much for a dog whose life he must risk every night. But as their dangerous manhunts push them to their mental and physical limits, the two develop an unbreakable bond that blurs the line between human and canine. Anyone who has ever loved a dog will embrace this heartfelt story of courage and loyalty!

How to Be a Werewolf

How to Be a Werewolf
Author: Serena Valentino
Publisher: National Geographic Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2011-02-08
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 076365387X

Celebrate your inner beast — and harness that newfound animal magnetism! — with this essential guide to the lycanthropic lifestyle. Are you subject to savage moods, extreme and unexplained buffness, and cravings for meat on the rare side? Do you long for super speed and reflexes, along with rapid healing and maybe a talent for telepathy? Welcome to the pack — and get ready to howl — as you sink your claws into this guide to everything life as a werewolf has to offer. Among its abundant fur-raising topics: — A look at good, bad, and ugly transformation styles, including an answer to the question of what happens to your clothes. — A quiz to determine if you’re a menace to society, and tips on taking precautions — Planning your social schedule around the lunar calendar — Dating hints, from the risks and rewards of cross-species romance to avoiding your sweetheart’s family pet — Killer fashion suggestions, from urban (leather and hardware) to a cute and foxy kitsune look — Ideas, decorations, and recipes for a full-moon party — Tales of real-life werewolves, plus lore and legends from around the world — Juicy reading material and gems of the silver screen

Puppy Love

Puppy Love
Author: Katelyn Beckett
Publisher:
Total Pages: 202
Release: 2021-02-14
Genre:
ISBN:

My passion in life? Saving animals. I'm the person they call when a cat has kittens under their shed or a stray dog shows up with no collar and tags. Be it dark or rain or foggy night, I'm there for friends of fur, scale, and feather alike. I just never expected one of my rescue calls to be a werewolf pup. Not like I knew it when I showed up, but something was definitely different about him. His snout was too round, his ears too pointed, and I'd thought he was a coydog; one of those dog-coyote mixes that showed up now and then. That was before he bit me. And even an alpha pup can change an innocent mortal like me into a shapeshifting powerhouse. Flung into a new world where submission might mean death and pack politics rule the secret supernatural society, I'm lost but not alone. With the pup's father, Hudson, and his packmates leading me through this strange environment, I feel as though I could take on the world. They have everything I need; confidence, power, money. And I'm everything they could ever want. But how do we come to terms with the fact that it feels as if we've always been together? As if we all belong as a group? I haven't been on a date in years, now I have four gorgeous, rich werewolves chasing me. What's a girl to do? This book is intended for mature audiences. Adults only. This is a fated mates straight omegaverse reverse harem where the girl gets all the guys. Why choose if you don't have to? Light M/M references included.

Little Pet Werewolf

Little Pet Werewolf
Author: Tom B. Stone
Publisher: Turtleback
Total Pages: 103
Release: 1995-01-01
Genre: Pets
ISBN: 9780606075930

Dreading pet day at Graveyard School, Skip Wolfson wishes to have an exotic and intelligent pet, rather than his lazy mutt that gets laughed at every year, and is shocked when his wish comes true with surprising results.

How to Keep A Werewolf

How to Keep A Werewolf
Author: Fiona Bowron
Publisher: Portico
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2016-10-13
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781911042266

This is a humorous book which starts from the premise that there are many benefits to owning a pet, but acknowledges that not everyone is content with conventional animals such as cats and dogs. In fact, the very adventurous pet owner might prefer a pet that is so exotic that it technically doesn’t exist. This book suggests, therefore, that the reader may want to opt for a crypto-zoological or mythological creature. The main problem with owning such an animal is knowing how to look after it. A brief glance through the local paper will reveal a startling lack of adverts offering baby bigfoots free to a good home, and there is little in the way of obedience classes for werewolves. What, you may ask, does one feed a baby Mongolian Death Worm? Is the giant squid a good choice of pet if you live in a penthouse flat? This book gives a description of each animal, together with an assessment of its suitability for domestication, along with hints and tips on how to obtain and care for your chosen animal. Arranged in terms of dangerousness of animal, it is designed to be dipped into, so that the reader may quickly locate useful information such as how to remove the budgie from the jaws of a newly introduced pet sea monster, should the need arise. Armed with the information in this book, you’ll be ready to embark on the rewarding endeavour of owning your very own phoenix, dragon or bogeyman.